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(Salon)   After disagreement over space aliens, Pulitzer Prize winner's ex-wife pulled a gun from her vagina and held it to her boyfriend's head. Not the Pulitzer winner's head, her boyfriend's head. Just want to make that distinction clear   (salon.com) divider line 12
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2014-01-09 05:10:58 AM
3 votes:
It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
2014-01-09 05:38:56 AM
2 votes:

borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic


If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
2014-01-09 03:59:30 AM
2 votes:
Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic
2014-01-09 07:27:44 PM
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree.

/moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band


Agreed! Not sure which is my favorite, Suttree or Blood Meridian. I hated The Road too but its no reason to hate everything he wrote.   Also, try Daniel Woodrell if you like McCarthy, I find a similar flavour in his writing. He wrote Winters Bone.
2014-01-09 10:18:51 AM
1 votes:

susansto-helit: borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic

If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.


Nevertheless, borg is correct. The Road is a steaming pile. It is without question the worst thing I've ever read, and I make a living reading freshman composition essays. I don't care how good McCarthy's other books might be - I'll never read another word he's written thanks to that offense to literature and the English language.
2014-01-09 08:39:44 AM
1 votes:
All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree.

/moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band
2014-01-09 08:22:15 AM
1 votes:

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


and had your nose broken by the pubic bone.
2014-01-09 07:11:11 AM
1 votes:
hardinparamedic:


Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


"Have a seat over there", just doesn't do it for that comment:

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2014-01-09 06:35:24 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 498x495]


Why in the hell does this need to be a gif?
2014-01-09 01:04:45 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK


Is that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?
2014-01-09 12:11:03 AM
1 votes:
Jenny McCarthy?
2014-01-09 12:00:45 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.
 
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