fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCKIs that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?
borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.
ronnie spleen: VladTheEmailer: ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.I hear she's a small bore.I heard she was toting a punt gun.
Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.
Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......*dons sunglasses*......a revulva./Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
pinchpoint: borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.This. It was a pain in the ass to read, too, because he went all e e cummings with the punctuation.
Hobodeluxe: and had your nose broken by the pubic bone
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DrPainMD: I'm the Weeners this? Far, I am disappoint.[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]
susansto-helit: borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked./everybody's a criticIf there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
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sbchamp: Dolores!At least no sand in there...
Barricaded Gunman: I would really like to know specifically what gun she was...ahem... packing.I have a North American Small Arms .22 revolver that's the smallest gun I've ever fired, and I can't imagine a woman being able to tote it around vaginally.
cubic_spleen: orclover: [sandiegofreepress.org image 300x209]MOLON LABIA!
axeeugene: The Road is a steaming pile. It is without question the worst thing I've ever read, and I make a living reading freshman composition essays. I don't care how good McCarthy's other books might be - I'll never read another word he's written thanks to that offense to literature and the English language.
cubic_spleen: All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree./moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band
abhorrent1: She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"Is that a rhetorical question? Cause I think you know the answer but I could be wrong.
SmithHiller: Sex Pistol/Weeners on the Smoking Gun site about the incident.
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