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(Salon)   After disagreement over space aliens, Pulitzer Prize winner's ex-wife pulled a gun from her vagina and held it to her boyfriend's head. Not the Pulitzer winner's head, her boyfriend's head. Just want to make that distinction clear   (salon.com) divider line 101
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2014-01-08 11:53:36 PM
Wait... didn't we already have a thread this afternoon about someone pulling a gun out of her vagina?

Is this becoming a thing now?
 
2014-01-09 12:00:45 AM
FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.
 
2014-01-09 12:11:03 AM
Jenny McCarthy?
 
2014-01-09 01:00:23 AM
Nononononono... GLOCK
 
2014-01-09 01:04:45 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK


Is that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?
 
2014-01-09 03:59:30 AM
Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic
 
2014-01-09 04:08:18 AM

stilted: FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.


SLIDE. SLIDE. SLIPPITY. SLIDE!
 
2014-01-09 04:39:10 AM
She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?
 
2014-01-09 04:46:16 AM
Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.
 
2014-01-09 04:56:03 AM

Ghastly: She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?


She was tucking. NTTIAWWT.
 
2014-01-09 05:10:58 AM
It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2014-01-09 05:12:37 AM

Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


You need your own radio show.
 
2014-01-09 05:14:27 AM
No Country for Old Methheads
 
2014-01-09 05:16:16 AM
lol. As I read the name Jennifer McCarthy her stupid e-cig commercial was on in the background. Made for interesting visualisation
 
2014-01-09 05:16:28 AM
Her vagina is no country for sane men
 
2014-01-09 05:16:41 AM
I'm not saying it was drugs...
 
2014-01-09 05:18:11 AM
What the article doesn't state was that the gun was a BFG9000 and that she was a total whore.
 
2014-01-09 05:31:00 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 05:31:33 AM
So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-09 05:34:13 AM

bearded clamorer: Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.


Well that was a bit ham fisted.
 
2014-01-09 05:36:12 AM

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


Not in Japan...

/Also, Archer approves.
 
2014-01-09 05:38:56 AM

borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic


If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
 
2014-01-09 05:43:13 AM

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.
 
2014-01-09 05:46:14 AM

hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.


And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.
 
2014-01-09 05:47:07 AM
Never stick your gun in crazy.
 
2014-01-09 05:48:52 AM
I need to meet a woman of her calibre.
 
2014-01-09 05:52:17 AM

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: Sor tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-09 05:57:45 AM
The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-09 06:00:21 AM
That's one capacious coochie.
 
2014-01-09 06:00:25 AM
I wonder how many children she has.
 
2014-01-09 06:05:42 AM

Maturin: I wonder how many children she has.


i'll take a shot and say, "at least one"
 
2014-01-09 06:09:28 AM

ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.


I hear she's a small bore.
 
2014-01-09 06:09:38 AM
She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Is that a rhetorical question? Cause I think you know the answer but I could be wrong.
 
2014-01-09 06:18:33 AM
Don't put that gun in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!
 
2014-01-09 06:31:45 AM

VladTheEmailer: ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.

I hear she's a small bore.


I heard she was toting a punt gun.
 
2014-01-09 06:35:13 AM
(Picture of a Hot Dog Being Thrown Down A Hall)
 
2014-01-09 06:35:24 AM

wildcardjack: The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 498x495]


Why in the hell does this need to be a gif?
 
2014-01-09 06:39:27 AM

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.
 
2014-01-09 06:55:51 AM

hardinparamedic: Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 302x465]
Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


huh...well, I guess you kids start out earlier and earlier each generation. Good for you.
 
2014-01-09 07:01:34 AM
Hmm, which Pulitzer prize winner may have a tumultuous home life? (click) Oh, Cormac McCarthy, sure, sure.
 
2014-01-09 07:03:26 AM
She stuck a pair of 45's in my face. Then she pulled a gun!
 
2014-01-09 07:06:52 AM
Ah, yes, the caboose pistol.
 
2014-01-09 07:11:11 AM
hardinparamedic:


Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


"Have a seat over there", just doesn't do it for that comment:

i94.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-09 07:12:19 AM
I'm the Weeners this? Far, I am disappoint.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-09 07:12:47 AM
Cormac?
www.screeninsults.com
 
2014-01-09 07:13:30 AM
Fark, I am disappoint.

/damned autocorrect.
 
2014-01-09 07:13:44 AM

Ghastly: She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?


You don't get a Pulitzer Prize for headline writing without clarifying who the players are.
 
2014-01-09 07:14:09 AM
I give up.
 
2014-01-09 07:20:01 AM
She could be the new Bond villain in the movie, "The Woman with the Slimy Gun."
 
2014-01-09 07:37:21 AM
I'm not saying it was aliens...

Because this crazy biatch will shoot me.

/Someone else will have to 'shop it I'm on me mobile
 
2014-01-09 07:38:03 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-01-09 07:42:21 AM
Sounds like she had...

an ace up her sleeve.
 
2014-01-09 07:42:59 AM
You can't keep a gun in there!
 
2014-01-09 07:47:11 AM
www.morethings.com

Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn gland cannon?
 
2014-01-09 07:47:45 AM
This will come as no surprise to anyone that has spent time in that area.
 
2014-01-09 07:48:15 AM

fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK

Is that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?


Nah, probably more of a "schluuuuuuuurp-boioioioing"...
 
2014-01-09 07:52:31 AM
McCarthy left the house and later returned, wearing lingerie with a silver handgun lodged in her vagina. She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Indeed.  Who's the crazy one now?
 
2014-01-09 08:01:54 AM

borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.


I don't know about the book, but that movie was the most depressing farking thing I've ever watched... So much so that what I think was intended to be a somewhat "happy" ending could only be viewed by me with complete suspicion and dread... (That family is totally going to rape, kill, and eat that kid! Not sure if it'll be in that order, though...)
 
2014-01-09 08:12:44 AM

ronnie spleen: VladTheEmailer: ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.

I hear she's a small bore.

I heard she was toting a punt gun.


Yeah, but she loads fast.
 
2014-01-09 08:22:15 AM

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


and had your nose broken by the pubic bone.
 
2014-01-09 08:24:27 AM
borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.

Agreed

The Road
"Are you following me?"
"Are you following me?"
"Are you following me?"
"Why are You following me?"
"Are you following me?"
"Are you following me?"
"We were following you!"
The End
 
2014-01-09 08:25:36 AM

borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.


This. It was a pain in the ass to read, too, because he went all e e cummings with the punctuation.
 
2014-01-09 08:34:08 AM
"Who is crazy, you or me?"

So... does this mean it was the boyfriend arguing in favor of aliens?
 
2014-01-09 08:35:58 AM

Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


www.netbrawl.com
Not amused.
 
2014-01-09 08:39:44 AM
All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree.

/moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band
 
2014-01-09 08:43:19 AM

pinchpoint: borg: He's a hack and The Road sucked.

This. It was a pain in the ass to read, too, because he went all e e cummings with the punctuation.


The movie was far better.   Aragorn and Duvall ftw.
 
2014-01-09 08:44:24 AM

Hobodeluxe: and had your nose broken by the pubic bone


Oye!
+1
 
2014-01-09 08:57:42 AM
A rather empty gesture, or hollow point, if you will.
 
2014-01-09 09:01:09 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 09:11:14 AM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-09 09:12:34 AM
www.wearysloth.com
"To the... Pulitzer winner's head?"
 
2014-01-09 09:28:21 AM
Not even Hoppes No.9 is gonna get that smell out.

I wonder how she kept all the sand out of the action too.
 
2014-01-09 09:29:32 AM
I would really like to know specifically what gun she was...ahem... packing.

I have a North American Small Arms .22 revolver that's the smallest gun I've ever fired, and I can't imagine a woman being able to tote it around vaginally.
 
2014-01-09 09:35:16 AM
sandiegofreepress.org
 
2014-01-09 09:37:47 AM
Doctor: That's quite the vaginal discharge you've got there, ma'am.
Crazybiatch: Yeah, it's loaded, doc. Squeeze this and you'll see a real discharge.

/ticket please.
//next stop hell.
 
2014-01-09 09:42:38 AM

orclover: [sandiegofreepress.org image 300x209]


MOLON LABIA!
 
2014-01-09 09:48:16 AM
Also, whoever said the word "revulva" above can come to the courtesy desk and collect their prize. Full point.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:59 AM

DrPainMD: I'm the Weeners this? Far, I am disappoint.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]


IRONIC FAIL OVERLOAD
 
2014-01-09 10:14:44 AM
RIP Gorak McCarthy
 
2014-01-09 10:18:51 AM

susansto-helit: borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic

If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.


Nevertheless, borg is correct. The Road is a steaming pile. It is without question the worst thing I've ever read, and I make a living reading freshman composition essays. I don't care how good McCarthy's other books might be - I'll never read another word he's written thanks to that offense to literature and the English language.
 
2014-01-09 10:27:59 AM
I wonder if the gun had a hair trigger?
 
sp
2014-01-09 10:34:55 AM
She looks like Jennifer Wilbanks, "the runaway bride" who fake her own kidnapping several years ago.
 
2014-01-09 10:47:27 AM

Teaser: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x400]


Doesn't she look tired to you?
 
2014-01-09 10:51:04 AM
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead ...
 
2014-01-09 11:05:26 AM
I think if everyone involved in that incident had died I wouldn't have shed a tear, and it sounds like the national I.Q. would have gone up a point.
 
2014-01-09 11:11:35 AM
Dolores!
At least no sand in there...
 
2014-01-09 11:28:43 AM
I'm sure the author is thrilled that people searching for his work online are going to find the insanity that he divorced long ago.
 
2014-01-09 11:32:40 AM

sbchamp: Dolores!
At least no sand in there...


Sand gets into the action and farks it up.
 
2014-01-09 11:32:49 AM

orclover: [sandiegofreepress.org image 300x209]


You can have my vagina when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
 
2014-01-09 11:52:51 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I would really like to know specifically what gun she was...ahem... packing.
I have a North American Small Arms .22 revolver that's the smallest gun I've ever fired, and I can't imagine a woman being able to tote it around vaginally.


She probably didn't have it in her vagina. She probably just had it tucked into her (tight) underwear. But Farkers just have to see "vagina" and anything common-sense goes right out the window.

/have a tiny gun
//no farking way would I stuff it up there
 
2014-01-09 12:08:53 PM

cubic_spleen: orclover: [sandiegofreepress.org image 300x209]

MOLON LABIA!


*snert*
 
2014-01-09 12:15:36 PM

axeeugene: The Road is a steaming pile. It is without question the worst thing I've ever read, and I make a living reading freshman composition essays. I don't care how good McCarthy's other books might be - I'll never read another word he's written thanks to that offense to literature and the English language.



Try reading No Country For Old Men sometime. It's also a steaming pile, longer than The Road and just as uplifting.

I'll never understand how these two books got such accolades.
 
2014-01-09 12:42:39 PM
Eh. If it was a rifle or flamethrower this would be a much better story.
 
2014-01-09 12:49:22 PM

Teaser: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x400]


Jackie Conner NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2014-01-09 01:53:04 PM
Worst case of gunorrhea ever.
 
2014-01-09 07:27:44 PM

cubic_spleen: All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree.

/moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band


Agreed! Not sure which is my favorite, Suttree or Blood Meridian. I hated The Road too but its no reason to hate everything he wrote.   Also, try Daniel Woodrell if you like McCarthy, I find a similar flavour in his writing. He wrote Winters Bone.
 
2014-01-09 07:34:36 PM

abhorrent1: She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Is that a rhetorical question? Cause I think you know the answer but I could be wrong.


Better toss a quarter to make sure.


/Outer Dark and Blood Meridian are magnificent, you William Burroughs-readin' hipster vermin.

"McCarthy is a writer to be read, to be admired, and quite honestly -- envied."

-- Ralph Ellison
 
2014-01-09 11:10:20 PM
Sex Pistol

/Weeners on the Smoking Gun site about the incident.
 
2014-01-10 04:50:54 AM
Excuse me while I whip this out.

evilsquirrelsnest.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-10 12:07:46 PM

SmithHiller: Sex Pistol

/Weeners on the Smoking Gun site about the incident.


Fitting filter trip.
 
2014-01-10 05:26:35 PM
The ex-husband just sent a card to everyone on their old Christmas list that says:

I TOLD YOU THAT BIATCH WAS MAD AS A FARKING HATTER!
 
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