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(Salon)   After disagreement over space aliens, Pulitzer Prize winner's ex-wife pulled a gun from her vagina and held it to her boyfriend's head. Not the Pulitzer winner's head, her boyfriend's head. Just want to make that distinction clear   (salon.com) divider line 101
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2014-01-08 11:53:36 PM  
Wait... didn't we already have a thread this afternoon about someone pulling a gun out of her vagina?

Is this becoming a thing now?
 
2014-01-09 12:00:45 AM  
FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.
 
2014-01-09 12:11:03 AM  
Jenny McCarthy?
 
2014-01-09 01:00:23 AM  
Nononononono... GLOCK
 
2014-01-09 01:04:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK


Is that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?
 
2014-01-09 03:59:30 AM  
Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic
 
2014-01-09 04:08:18 AM  

stilted: FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.


SLIDE. SLIDE. SLIPPITY. SLIDE!
 
2014-01-09 04:39:10 AM  
She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?
 
2014-01-09 04:46:16 AM  
Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.
 
2014-01-09 04:56:03 AM  

Ghastly: She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?


She was tucking. NTTIAWWT.
 
2014-01-09 05:10:58 AM  
It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2014-01-09 05:12:37 AM  

Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


You need your own radio show.
 
2014-01-09 05:14:27 AM  
No Country for Old Methheads
 
2014-01-09 05:16:16 AM  
lol. As I read the name Jennifer McCarthy her stupid e-cig commercial was on in the background. Made for interesting visualisation
 
2014-01-09 05:16:28 AM  
Her vagina is no country for sane men
 
2014-01-09 05:16:41 AM  
I'm not saying it was drugs...
 
2014-01-09 05:18:11 AM  
What the article doesn't state was that the gun was a BFG9000 and that she was a total whore.
 
2014-01-09 05:31:00 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 05:31:33 AM  
So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-09 05:34:13 AM  

bearded clamorer: Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.


Well that was a bit ham fisted.
 
2014-01-09 05:36:12 AM  

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


Not in Japan...

/Also, Archer approves.
 
2014-01-09 05:38:56 AM  

borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic


If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
 
2014-01-09 05:43:13 AM  

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.
 
2014-01-09 05:46:14 AM  

hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.


And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.
 
2014-01-09 05:47:07 AM  
Never stick your gun in crazy.
 
2014-01-09 05:48:52 AM  
I need to meet a woman of her calibre.
 
2014-01-09 05:52:17 AM  

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: Sor tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-09 05:57:45 AM  
The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-09 06:00:21 AM  
That's one capacious coochie.
 
2014-01-09 06:00:25 AM  
I wonder how many children she has.
 
2014-01-09 06:05:42 AM  

Maturin: I wonder how many children she has.


i'll take a shot and say, "at least one"
 
2014-01-09 06:09:28 AM  

ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.


I hear she's a small bore.
 
2014-01-09 06:09:38 AM  
She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Is that a rhetorical question? Cause I think you know the answer but I could be wrong.
 
2014-01-09 06:18:33 AM  
Don't put that gun in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!
 
2014-01-09 06:31:45 AM  

VladTheEmailer: ronnie spleen: I need to meet a woman of her calibre.

I hear she's a small bore.


I heard she was toting a punt gun.
 
2014-01-09 06:35:13 AM  
(Picture of a Hot Dog Being Thrown Down A Hall)
 
2014-01-09 06:35:24 AM  

wildcardjack: The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 498x495]


Why in the hell does this need to be a gif?
 
2014-01-09 06:39:27 AM  

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.
 
2014-01-09 06:55:51 AM  

hardinparamedic: Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 302x465]
Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


huh...well, I guess you kids start out earlier and earlier each generation. Good for you.
 
2014-01-09 07:01:34 AM  
Hmm, which Pulitzer prize winner may have a tumultuous home life? (click) Oh, Cormac McCarthy, sure, sure.
 
2014-01-09 07:03:26 AM  
She stuck a pair of 45's in my face. Then she pulled a gun!
 
2014-01-09 07:06:52 AM  
Ah, yes, the caboose pistol.
 
2014-01-09 07:11:11 AM  
hardinparamedic:


Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


"Have a seat over there", just doesn't do it for that comment:

i94.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-09 07:12:19 AM  
I'm the Weeners this? Far, I am disappoint.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-09 07:12:47 AM  
Cormac?
www.screeninsults.com
 
2014-01-09 07:13:30 AM  
Fark, I am disappoint.

/damned autocorrect.
 
2014-01-09 07:13:44 AM  

Ghastly: She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?


You don't get a Pulitzer Prize for headline writing without clarifying who the players are.
 
2014-01-09 07:14:09 AM  
I give up.
 
2014-01-09 07:20:01 AM  
She could be the new Bond villain in the movie, "The Woman with the Slimy Gun."
 
2014-01-09 07:37:21 AM  
I'm not saying it was aliens...

Because this crazy biatch will shoot me.

/Someone else will have to 'shop it I'm on me mobile
 
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