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2014-01-08 07:46:51 PM  
KNOB-SHINING shiatEHAWK

I'll have to remember that one.
 
2014-01-08 07:49:36 PM  
Who?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 07:52:31 PM  
I can't believe this got green lighted.  It made be laugh a lot... I had to share.

/submitard
 
2014-01-08 08:01:15 PM  

Bob Falfa: Who?


Ozzy's son. The fat one, I think.
 
2014-01-08 08:13:06 PM  
Cocksplurt was indeed creative.
 
2014-01-08 08:42:44 PM  

Bob Falfa: Who?


"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.
 
2014-01-08 08:49:01 PM  
I've saving this one for someone special... "You're an irredeemable cockthistle "
 
2014-01-08 08:56:24 PM  
I'm going to be borrowing these for my Congressman.
 
2014-01-08 09:02:23 PM  

fusillade762: Bob Falfa: Who?

Ozzy's son. The fat one, I think.


The fat one is Kelly. She looks like a boy. Easy mistake.
 
2014-01-08 09:07:35 PM  
Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.
 
2014-01-08 09:21:27 PM  
Those Brits do have a way with words, don't they?
 
2014-01-08 09:23:10 PM  

ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.


I don't know, he sounds a bit more like a twit than a prat. But I could be wrong.
 
2014-01-08 09:24:21 PM  

Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.


Dude you say a bunch of Fox News type bullshiat and get called on it in every thread.

Those that point that out are hardly "ignorant jizzmops."
 
2014-01-08 09:25:01 PM  
i1.cdnds.net
 
2014-01-08 09:30:38 PM  

ox45tallboy: ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.

I don't know, he sounds a bit more like a twit than a prat. But I could be wrong.


What about a git?  Git works.
 
2014-01-08 09:31:11 PM  

ox45tallboy: ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.

I don't know, he sounds a bit more like a twit than a prat. But I could be wrong.


why not both? Or also throw in "Berk". (rhyming slang: "Berkely hunt" -> ?)
 
2014-01-08 09:37:07 PM  

Bob Falfa: Who?

 
2014-01-08 09:38:26 PM  
Those would have been great except for the exceedingly long time to escalate.
 
2014-01-08 09:38:34 PM  

grumpfuff: Bob Falfa: Who?


I believe he invented Spotted Dick.
 
2014-01-08 09:40:45 PM  
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
 
2014-01-08 09:44:19 PM  
So civilized, yet filled with venom. Also "shape-shifting horse f*cker" fills me with glee.
 
2014-01-08 09:45:30 PM  
I assume other members of the cabinet tweet.  Why does he get so much abuse?  Or was this just cherrypicked by a bored listicle writer?
 
2014-01-08 09:48:42 PM  
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This is not a The Think Of It thread
 
2014-01-08 09:49:57 PM  

ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.


Total wanker.
 
2014-01-08 09:55:42 PM  

whidbey: Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.

Dude you say a bunch of Fox News type bullshiat and get called on it in every thread.

Those that point that out are hardly "ignorant jizzmops."


I will concede they're well educated jizzmops. They spent a lot of money at jizzmop college and when it comes to the science of pushing jism around the floor they simply can't be beat. When it comes to politics though... yea farking ignorant retards.
 
2014-01-08 09:59:39 PM  

Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.



Tired of failing epically in the Christie thread I see.
 
2014-01-08 10:01:55 PM  
So full of WIN!

/shape shifting horse f*cker... BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-01-08 10:04:27 PM  
irredeemable cockthistle will be the name of my new band
 
2014-01-08 10:20:08 PM  

Mrbogey: whidbey: Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.

Dude you say a bunch of Fox News type bullshiat and get called on it in every thread.

Those that point that out are hardly "ignorant jizzmops."

I will concede they're well educated jizzmops. They spent a lot of money at jizzmop college and when it comes to the science of pushing jism around the floor they simply can't be beat. When it comes to politics though... yea farking ignorant retards.


Every day is opposite day with conservative trolls.
 
2014-01-08 10:27:28 PM  

Mrbogey: whidbey: Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.

Dude you say a bunch of Fox News type bullshiat and get called on it in every thread.

Those that point that out are hardly "ignorant jizzmops."

I will concede they're well educated jizzmops. They spent a lot of money at jizzmop college and when it comes to the science of pushing jism around the floor they simply can't be beat. When it comes to politics though... yea farking ignorant retards.


If they're retards, imagine what you must be.
 
2014-01-08 10:28:27 PM  
Hey that headline is almost word for word what nubb said to homer in the George W Benghazi thread.

/scrub scrub scrub
 
2014-01-08 10:29:11 PM  

fusillade762: ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.

Total wanker.


This is the way you say wanker.

fusillade762: KNOB-SHINING shiatEHAWK

I'll have to remember that one.


Oh, that's gold.
 
2014-01-08 10:34:41 PM  

cretinbob: [i1.cdnds.net image 300x225]


Since we're on the subject of The Doctor...


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-08 10:43:15 PM  
"Shape-shifting horse farker."

So he's Loki?  Because that's weird.
 
2014-01-08 10:47:21 PM  

d23: I can't believe this got green lighted.  It made be laugh a lot... I had to share.

/submitard


I had the worst day and those cheered me right up, so thanks.
 
2014-01-08 10:48:39 PM  

KhamanV: "Shape-shifting horse farker."

So he's Loki?  Because that's weird.


I think the gist of that one is an assertion that he's one of the Lizard People and is open to interspecies relationships.
 
2014-01-08 10:51:13 PM  
Was it this guy?

mattthemascot.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-08 10:53:04 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: KhamanV: "Shape-shifting horse farker."

So he's Loki?  Because that's weird.

I think the gist of that one is an assertion that he's one of the Lizard People and is open to interspecies relationships.


Being the UK, that IS likelier, but I'm still sticking with "He shape shifted into a horse and ended up farking a horse and now Odin rides his kid around because Loki is a weird asshole."
 
2014-01-08 11:09:05 PM  
Can I get a British-to-English translation on a few of these curse words: cockthistle, shiatehawk, floured, Coleshill, and Warwickshire?
 
2014-01-08 11:25:09 PM  
HairBolus:
why not both? Or also throw in "Berk". (rhyming slang: "Berkely hunt" -> ?)


Sigh...  I miss people calling me "berk" and "cutter."
 
2014-01-08 11:30:43 PM  

Karac: Can I get a British-to-English translation on a few of these curse words: cockthistle, shiatehawk, floured, Coleshill, and Warwickshire?


TeaParty, neoconservative, theofascist, concerned, Log Cabin Republican.
 
2014-01-08 11:43:21 PM  

ColdFusion: He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer


He's the what of the what?

//kidding...
 
2014-01-09 12:02:15 AM  

Arkanaut: ColdFusion: He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer

He's the what of the what?

//kidding...


Exchequer?  Fark off Britain, you guys made that one up to see if we're paying attention; no way that's a word.
 
2014-01-09 12:27:08 AM  

Mrbogey: Eh... I've heaped better abuse of ignorant jizzmops here.



Quite the badge of honor. You should be proud of yourself.
 
2014-01-09 12:36:59 AM  

Abner Doon: Arkanaut: ColdFusion: He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer

He's the what of the what?

//kidding...

Exchequer?  Fark off Britain, you guys made that one up to see if we're paying attention; no way that's a word.


British parliamentarian for "finance minister".
 
2014-01-09 12:38:03 AM  

Abner Doon: Arkanaut: ColdFusion: He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer

He's the what of the what?

//kidding...

Exchequer?  Fark off Britain, you guys made that one up to see if we're paying attention; no way that's a word.


When you're married to someone who spends a lot, they're a "Chequer," and after the divorce, they're your "ex-chequer".
 
2014-01-09 12:40:57 AM  

ColdFusion: ox45tallboy: ColdFusion: Bob Falfa: Who?

"George Gideon Oliver Osborne, MP is a British Conservative politician. He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Second Lord of the Treasury of the United Kingdom."

Apparently, he's a bit of a prat.

I don't know, he sounds a bit more like a twit than a prat. But I could be wrong.

What about a git?  Git works.


As much as think vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert is appropriate, I'm going to have to go with snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.
 
2014-01-09 12:41:09 AM  
I love it when the English start insulting people. They know how to do it right.
 
2014-01-09 12:41:35 AM  
As much as I think
 
2014-01-09 12:41:40 AM  
Who? And why should I care?
 
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