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(NBC Miami)   Man shot and killed over utensils at a baptism party. That's forked up   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 35
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2014-01-08 07:49:47 PM
a group of uninvited guests showed up after the party was announced on social media site

Well that was your first mistake...
 
2014-01-08 09:07:24 PM

fusillade762: a group of uninvited guests showed up after the party was announced on social media site

Well that was your first mistake...


And subbs first mistake was not using the Florida tag.
 
2014-01-08 09:12:12 PM
gee, it's as if a caring god wasn't even at that baptism.
 
2014-01-08 09:12:47 PM

SearchN: fusillade762: a group of uninvited guests showed up after the party was announced on social media site

Well that was your first mistake...

And subbs first mistake was not using the Florida tag.


Because nothing says "says it all" better than a Florida tag.
 
2014-01-08 09:13:13 PM
Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?
 
2014-01-08 09:13:28 PM
FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?
 
2014-01-08 09:13:43 PM

SearchN: And subbs first mistake was not using the Florida tag.


Seriously - the Florida tag is there for a reason subby.  Use it.
 
2014-01-08 09:14:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-08 09:14:42 PM
TinyFist - tiny fist
 
2014-01-08 09:15:12 PM
Apple fritter... xBox... the last chicken wing... utensils...


One more and I got myself a bingo.
 
2014-01-08 09:15:42 PM

BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?


What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that
 
2014-01-08 09:16:45 PM
That's forked up!

/bad puns are easier than thinking
 
2014-01-08 09:19:13 PM
peoplewhoannoyyou.jpg
 
2014-01-08 09:21:28 PM

you are a puppet: BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?

What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that


You sound old.

/says the guy trying not to bring too much attention to himself.
 
2014-01-08 09:21:40 PM

you are a puppet: BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?

What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that


Yeah, never heard of it.  What's its demographic?
 
2014-01-08 09:22:12 PM
How stupid do you have to be to invite yourself to a party and then use deadly force when some people have a problem with this? Oi vey.
 
2014-01-08 09:24:02 PM
Apparently I read only part of the headline. Now my pun is more stale and moronic than I thought.
 
2014-01-08 09:27:42 PM

FrancoFile: you are a puppet: BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?

What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that

Yeah, never heard of it.  What's its demographic?


Uninvited baptism party murderers.
 
2014-01-08 09:29:53 PM

Prey4reign: SearchN: fusillade762: a group of uninvited guests showed up after the party was announced on social media site

Well that was your first mistake...

And subbs first mistake was not using the Florida tag.

Because nothing says "says it all" better than a Florida tag.


Yeah, but the site tag says NBC Miami, so he still got the Florida aspect in there.
 
2014-01-08 09:31:40 PM
Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan?
 
2014-01-08 09:33:36 PM
Jesus.
 
2014-01-08 09:40:35 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: FrancoFile: you are a puppet: BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?

What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that

Yeah, never heard of it.  What's its demographic?

Uninvited baptism party murderers.


based on this article is say Haitians, which is the worst dotcom business model I've come across since eAbortion.it
 
2014-01-08 09:43:06 PM

TinyFist: Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?


Ooooh thank god. If you didn't get sponsored by the time I had to re-up (Saturday?) I thought I was going to have to do it. I don't need that kind of responsibility.
 
2014-01-08 09:44:00 PM

nickdaisy: DarkSoulNoHope: FrancoFile: you are a puppet: BigOle8point: FTFA - "Police said they were originally called to the scene at 4:07 a.m....."

WTF? A baptism party for a 5-month old at 4am? And why was it posted on TAGGED?

What the fark is TAGGED? Wikipedia says it's a social discovery website but that doesn't help because what the fark is that

Yeah, never heard of it.  What's its demographic?

Uninvited baptism party murderers.

based on this article is say Haitians, which is the worst dotcom business model I've come across since eAbortion.it


Francoeur Alexis? baptising 5 month old?

 I'm guessing Haitian, too.
 
2014-01-08 09:48:02 PM

megarian: TinyFist: Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?

Ooooh thank god. If you didn't get sponsored by the time I had to re-up (Saturday?) I thought I was going to have to do it. I don't need that kind of responsibility.


Ummm....
 
2014-01-08 09:55:53 PM
Pope Francis sighs, shambles off to hurriedly write another exhortation, this time on the subject of specifically not shooting people at baptisms because it seems some people are still having a problem with the whole "what would Jesus do" thing when it specifically relates to shooting people and baptisms.
 
2014-01-08 09:58:30 PM

TinyFist: megarian: TinyFist: Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?

Ooooh thank god. If you didn't get sponsored by the time I had to re-up (Saturday?) I thought I was going to have to do it. I don't need that kind of responsibility.

Ummm....


OOOOH wait I looked at that wrong.

Goddamnit.
 
2014-01-08 09:58:35 PM
Is a snorkel a utensil? That might be worth a shooting at a baptism.
 
2014-01-08 10:00:32 PM

I see George Zimmerman has moved a little further south?


www.versebyverseministry.org
 
2014-01-08 11:34:41 PM

TinyFist: Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?



Ain't no party like a baptism party 'cause a baptism party don't stop
 
2014-01-08 11:40:02 PM
Forget the forks.  Try these


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-08 11:55:13 PM

ArkPanda: TinyFist: Sad story, but, um, what the HELL kind of baptism party is still going on at 4 a.m.?


Ain't no party like a baptism party 'cause a baptism party don't stop


I can't believe I had to wait this long to see this.  Damn Fark, you slippin'.
 
2014-01-09 12:02:01 AM
this happens so often it should be classified as spam
 
2014-01-09 01:06:55 AM
BAPT..BAPT..BAPT..BAPT...
 
2014-01-09 03:43:07 AM
I've been a fan since the 90's...

i1.sndcdn.com

/My favorite song is 'hippy chick'
 
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