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(The Local)   While you still work on your Kickstarter pitch for waterproof Easy Bake Ovens with integrated webcam, some people use crowdfunding to get teenage war refugees from Syria to Europe   (thelocal.de) divider line 14
    More: Cool, Europe, refugees, oxytocin, Digger  
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1638 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2014 at 8:09 PM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-08 09:20:30 PM  
4 votes:
Hello,

I am a Syrian war refugee.  I need a place in your country to hide the suitcases of American currency accumulated by my father when he was administrator of the U.N food for oil program.  All I need from you is your address and your bank account number....
2014-01-08 07:50:02 PM  
3 votes:
What are the award levels?  How much do I have to give to get my very own teenage war refugee and are they the production version or pre-production test models?
2014-01-09 12:01:19 AM  
2 votes:

Prey4reign: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

With your luck you'd get Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler.


Put up a webcam, donation gets you the link to the live show.

Kick start your performance art.
2014-01-08 11:27:34 PM  
1 votes:
I have it on good authority that a refugee is not necessary for an oven.
2014-01-08 09:34:51 PM  
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Hello,

I am a Syrian war refugee.  I need a place in your country to hide the suitcases of American currency accumulated by my father when he was administrator of the U.N food for oil program.  All I need from you is your address and your bank account number....


My address:

i47.tinypic.com

My bank account number is the same.
2014-01-08 09:03:55 PM  
1 votes:
It's just a campaign for one guy to study. Reading articles...who needs to?
2014-01-08 09:02:40 PM  
1 votes:

Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.


With your luck you'd get Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler.
2014-01-08 08:53:47 PM  
1 votes:
HEY! I have a patent pending on that waterproof Easy Bake oven with integrated webcam, subby!

/jerk
2014-01-08 08:51:43 PM  
1 votes:
will they clean houses for $3 an hour in NYC? I hear there's a job opening..
2014-01-08 08:43:42 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

Sasha Grey retired from porn. Just sayin'.


CygnusDarius: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

Sasha Grey retired from porn. Just sayin'.


So she has a lot of free time?
2014-01-08 08:30:43 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?
2014-01-08 08:27:30 PM  
1 votes:
Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.
2014-01-08 08:18:43 PM  
1 votes:
Why just teens, is this something creepy?
2014-01-08 08:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
Time for a kickstarter for Syrian Mail order brides?
or kickstart a revolution and unfark the place, whatever works. I'm not a geopolitical expert.
 
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