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(The Local)   While you still work on your Kickstarter pitch for waterproof Easy Bake Ovens with integrated webcam, some people use crowdfunding to get teenage war refugees from Syria to Europe   (thelocal.de) divider line 31
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2014-01-08 07:50:02 PM  
What are the award levels?  How much do I have to give to get my very own teenage war refugee and are they the production version or pre-production test models?
 
2014-01-08 08:12:04 PM  
Where they can be sold as sex slaves.

The End
 
2014-01-08 08:12:07 PM  
Good for Odday.  Hope his life goes well.
 
2014-01-08 08:13:41 PM  
Time for a kickstarter for Syrian Mail order brides?
or kickstart a revolution and unfark the place, whatever works. I'm not a geopolitical expert.
 
2014-01-08 08:18:43 PM  
Why just teens, is this something creepy?
 
2014-01-08 08:18:59 PM  
There's a completly different program sending youths from europe to syria to engage in the civil war.
 
2014-01-08 08:27:30 PM  
Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.
 
2014-01-08 08:30:43 PM  
Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?
 
2014-01-08 08:36:23 PM  

Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?


Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.
 
2014-01-08 08:42:36 PM  

Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.


Sasha Grey retired from porn. Just sayin'.
 
2014-01-08 08:43:42 PM  

CygnusDarius: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

Sasha Grey retired from porn. Just sayin'.


CygnusDarius: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

Sasha Grey retired from porn. Just sayin'.


So she has a lot of free time?
 
2014-01-08 08:51:43 PM  
will they clean houses for $3 an hour in NYC? I hear there's a job opening..
 
2014-01-08 08:53:47 PM  
HEY! I have a patent pending on that waterproof Easy Bake oven with integrated webcam, subby!

/jerk
 
2014-01-08 08:57:38 PM  
And for tomorrow's followup, there will surely be some nationalists crowdfunding some attempt to kick them out.
 
2014-01-08 08:59:13 PM  
My grandma was at the end of a flow of Cambodians escaping the Khmer Rouge so I'm really getting a kick...

Seriously, tho, she and some of her friends helped arrange housing, employment, clothing, education, help with the immigration process, etc. for Cambodian refugees back in the 70s.  Amazing what a bunch of little old ladies can get up to between church and knitting.  A lot of my old toys and clothes found their way into that pipeline.
 
2014-01-08 09:02:27 PM  
I have a friend who works with one of the "lost boys" from Sudan. He's a great guy. Very happy to be toasted with American booze on his birthday. And happily married to an American gal.

Bring these new citizens in and welcome them with open arms.

That is all.
 
2014-01-08 09:02:40 PM  

Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.


With your luck you'd get Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler.
 
2014-01-08 09:03:55 PM  
It's just a campaign for one guy to study. Reading articles...who needs to?
 
2014-01-08 09:11:56 PM  

8Fingers: Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.

 
2014-01-08 09:20:30 PM  
Hello,

I am a Syrian war refugee.  I need a place in your country to hide the suitcases of American currency accumulated by my father when he was administrator of the U.N food for oil program.  All I need from you is your address and your bank account number....
 
2014-01-08 09:31:46 PM  
The Local headline c. January 2016 - "Syrian Refugees Linked To Terrorist Nerwork""Crowd sourcing donors under investigation; warned to listen for drones"
 
2014-01-08 09:34:51 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Hello,

I am a Syrian war refugee.  I need a place in your country to hide the suitcases of American currency accumulated by my father when he was administrator of the U.N food for oil program.  All I need from you is your address and your bank account number....


My address:

i47.tinypic.com

My bank account number is the same.
 
2014-01-08 11:20:53 PM  
america would do itself a future favor by bringing in more refugees
 
2014-01-08 11:27:34 PM  
I have it on good authority that a refugee is not necessary for an oven.
 
2014-01-09 12:00:46 AM  
Meanwhile American kids sleep huddled together for warmth in Detroit tonight...have some honor for your country, before its illegal.
 
2014-01-09 12:01:19 AM  

Prey4reign: Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

With your luck you'd get Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler.


Put up a webcam, donation gets you the link to the live show.

Kick start your performance art.
 
2014-01-09 06:07:49 AM  

8Fingers: Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.


Actually newly trained Computer Scientists are pretty much exactly what Germany needs. Your mileage may vary in other parts of Europe.
 
2014-01-09 06:21:53 AM  
And Paypal immediately froze his account for a fraud review.
 
2014-01-09 08:20:25 AM  

P. Yorck: 8Fingers: Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.

Actually newly trained Computer Scientists are pretty much exactly what Germany needs. Your mileage may vary in other parts of Europe.


If they were all computer scientists fine but they are not.  As some pointed out yes they got them out of Syria which is good but now what.  Are they dumped onto the to the Social Welfare programs in Europe , many of which are already strained to meet the demands of those already on it,particularity after austerity cuts?


How long before some of these same people are burning cars and buses in the suburbs of Paris?  Or as the article points out, are recruited to go back to Syria and fight?  Does Europe jsut become a recruiting and R&R area for various middle east factions.

The intentions are good but  we know what the path to hell is paved with.
 
2014-01-09 11:43:32 AM  

hasty ambush: P. Yorck: 8Fingers: Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.

Actually newly trained Computer Scientists are pretty much exactly what Germany needs. Your mileage may vary in other parts of Europe.

If they were all computer scientists fine but they are not.  As some pointed out yes they got them out of Syria which is good but now what.  Are they dumped onto the to the Social Welfare programs in Europe , many of which are already strained to meet the demands of those already on it,particularity after austerity cuts?


So have not even read the article, but you are sure you have figured it all out?
 
2014-01-09 02:47:28 PM  

P. Yorck: hasty ambush: P. Yorck: 8Fingers: Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.

Actually newly trained Computer Scientists are pretty much exactly what Germany needs. Your mileage may vary in other parts of Europe.

If they were all computer scientists fine but they are not.  As some pointed out yes they got them out of Syria which is good but now what.  Are they dumped onto the to the Social Welfare programs in Europe , many of which are already strained to meet the demands of those already on it,particularity after austerity cuts?

So have not even read the article, but you are sure you have figured it all out?


While Gürtler has been campaigning for Odday to come to Germany, the International Organization for Migration (IOM) has arranged for 160 more Syrian refugees to resettle in Germany.

While Gürtler has been campaigning for Odday to come to Germany, the International Organization for Migration (IOM) has arranged for 160 more Syrian refugees to resettle in Germany.
 
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