El_Perro: The very least he should have said: "This behavior is not representative of me or my administration in any way, and I have asked for Bridget Anne Kelly's resignation, effective immediately."
thurstonxhowell: bronyaur1: That said, enough with the fat jokes already - they just damage a lot of good arguments about why he is a shiat.You try thinking of this situation, picturing Christie in your head, and making a joke. 9 times out of 10, you've got a fat joke. The 10th time, it's the Godfather. I've been racking my brain and that's all I got.That is, if you don't count "Bridgegate". Which is a farking joke, but I don't know that everyone who says it realizes that.
Psychohazard: Bridgegate. Nope.Gate Bridge. Almost.Golden bridge-gate. Never mind.
Moderator: Hi guys! What's going on in this thread?
s2s2s2: So having brought the emails to the thread, and already mistaking one traffic study for another. Where is the evidence of retaliation for lack of election support?
blackartemis: Chris Christie bikini bridge?
HKW: BigOle8point: I hope a bunch of heads roll over this. How in the heck could you have so much hate inside you to fark the general public like that? Including your own constituents?The same hate that would force vets of an open mall 'because its closed'.
Whoops, it's Uncle Vincenzo Christie
thisisyourbrainonFark: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 560x420]Here's Christie's henchwoman. Wait, is that the right word? Farkers, help me here.
BigOle8point: I hope a bunch of heads roll over this. How in the heck could you have so much hate inside you to fark the general public like that? Including your own constituents?
cryinoutloud: Phil McKraken: Sounds good. Can we just have Angela Merkell, instead?She's under the weather right now, cracked her pelvis. Christie fell on her at a meeting. Or was it Rob Ford? Anyway, she's messed up.
thurstonxhowell: farkstorm: thurstonxhowell: HKW: The same hate that would force vets of an open mall 'because its closed'.Your lose grasp of the English language makes it very difficult to figure out what you might be trying to say."off", study it out.OK, now we're getting somewhere. Vets were forced off an open mall. Which vets? When? What mall? This is the sort of information it is customary to provide for the people with whom you are trying to communicate.If he's talking about the shutdown, he's wrong about both the idea that it was open and that vets were forced off. That's only my best guess as to what he might be referencing, though.
NickelP: Benevolent Misanthrope: fusillade762: I can only tell you what Sen. Baroni has said publicly and to everybody in this office, which is they believed the traffic study was necessaryIs he really still trying to push the "traffic study" angle?He's saying he thought it was a traffic study, because Baroni told him it was a traffic study. Not saying it was a traffic study, just saying that's what he thought it was at the time.what the hells the point of helping folks in high places if they don't know you are helping them? oh yea they want you to do it in a way they don't go down when you get busted..... but htey know wink wink
s2s2s2: the_vegetarian_cannibal: s2s2s2: the_vegetarian_cannibal: s2s2s2: the_vegetarian_cannibal: s2s2s2: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: s2s2s2: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: s2s2s2: Joe Blowme: Good, hope this kills his chance at POTUS.Has he even said he had any? I thought he said he wasn't interested.They all say that.Then they must all be lying. Hillary said she absolutely won't run. I'll call that a lie when she runs.How's that working out for you, beingwilfully obtuse?About as well as your being a presumptuous prick is working out for you, I'd guess.Someone has a bit of temper this morning. I thought you didn't care.That's smartassery, not anger. Welcome to fark.Yep, that's what they all say.[i.imgur.com image 616x1024]Yup, and that's what they all post in response. I guess you win. You posted a meme./falls down dead from your flawless victory*pats you on head*You can't reach that high.
s2s2s2: HotWingConspiracy: s2s2s2: I have no dog in this fight.You say that every time you staunchly defend republicans, but also don't care about any of it. Posting for hours on end, but you don't care and you're not even a republican. You do this every week, it's bizarre."Staunchly". That's cute.
Darth Macho: thurstonxhowell: TDS went with "E-mail Chains, Lanes, and Automobiles". Not a bad headline, but I think some Farkers did better. Darth Machohad a better not fat joke with "Jersey Turnspite". I think we can all agree that coeyagiwins for best fat joke with "Portly Authority". "The Bridges of Fattison County", from the same contributor, definitely deserves an honorable mention.Hey, I can do a fat joke too! Umm.... 'George Washington Clogger'?
s2s2s2: Nah. I just don't care.
s2s2s2: looks like the governor may have been told it was for a traffic study, and that it was for a traffic study.
dantheman195: You are not from around here are you?
s2s2s2: Sick of all this bashing of the Governeator. He's twice the man any of you libs are. Maybe thrice.
Phil McKraken: Sounds good. Can we just have Angela Merkell, instead?
Darth Macho: How about 'The Jersey Turnspite'?
ariseatex: thurstonxhowell: Just to add an example to my previous post. Back before the e-mails, this happened:"I worked the cones," he told reporters. "Unbeknownst to anyone, I was working the cones."Don't lie to me and tell me you were picturing anything other than ice cream cones. Just don't. It's not possible.I was picturing that cone bra Madonna wore.
scottydoesntknow: "One thing is clear: this type of behavior is unacceptable and I will not tolerate it because the people of New Jersey deserve better.Do they Chris? Do they really?
bronyaur1: I think that this is an unforgivable stunt, and that if he was involved, he is unfit for the office of governor, and should be booted.That said, enough with the fat jokes already - they just damage a lot of good arguments about why he is a shiat.
AeAe: unforced error on Christie's part. Thanks for playing!Here's my list of contenders:RyanRubioCruz (why not?)Ok..Santorumand... WalkerPerryand .. Jindal (sure)
Mr.Bobo: LBJ was a bad A$$... Total bully
Prey4reign: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: kd8our: All in all I really don't see him running in 2016, truth be told I don't exactly see it in Hillary either. Sure both might come out and say they may run or they might even do it but not advance, but I don't think we will see a Clinton vs Christie battle in 2016. Simply put the spot light has been on them before the results of the last election. I don't really see either of them putting up with that until then. Having that kind of attention will really wear somebody down and that is without the work of actually running.Christie won't run. When Romney vetted him, they dropped him like a hot brick, he has tons of skeletons. Hillary is going to run and win easily.So, what you're saying is, Christie is big boned.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: kd8our: All in all I really don't see him running in 2016, truth be told I don't exactly see it in Hillary either. Sure both might come out and say they may run or they might even do it but not advance, but I don't think we will see a Clinton vs Christie battle in 2016. Simply put the spot light has been on them before the results of the last election. I don't really see either of them putting up with that until then. Having that kind of attention will really wear somebody down and that is without the work of actually running.Christie won't run. When Romney vetted him, they dropped him like a hot brick, he has tons of skeletons. Hillary is going to run and win easily.
Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Politician makes prepared political statement about rogue staffers. We shall see what the staffers have to say when offered a chance to turn Christie over.
skinink: Throwing his aides under the bus really won't help to attract people to his campaign.
Heliovdrake: Time to fall on your swords boys. Protect the honor of your master.
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