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(Gawker)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Alexander Skarsgard naked on a toilet in the middle of Antarctica (Sort of Not safe for workish)   (gawker.com) divider line 30
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2014-01-08 04:40:30 PM  
I didn't click on the link but The Thing is going straight up his ass, isn't it?
 
2014-01-08 05:04:24 PM  

Mugato: I didn't click on the link but The Thing is going straight up his ass, isn't it?


*fap*
 
2014-01-08 05:05:35 PM  
And you thought your toilet seat was a shocker during the Arctic Vortex of Frozen Death.
 
2014-01-08 05:48:15 PM  
did he piss off Loki or something?
 
2014-01-08 05:54:20 PM  
The gif at the bottom was cool. (still Not-Really-SFW)
 
2014-01-08 05:56:52 PM  
Love the animated gif!

=]
 
2014-01-08 06:10:50 PM  

Mugato: I didn't click on the link but The Thing is going straight up his ass, isn't it?


This brings up an interesting biological quandary.

If you take a crap in the middle of Antarctica, and the Thing touches it, does the crap then become the Thing? Or can the Thing turn into crap? I mean, it's biological matter, so the Thing should have no problem consuming it and assuming its form, but a lot of it is dead matter, so I'm just wondering what are the boundaries here for the thing to infect, consume and copy. Does it have to be a sentient living being?
 
2014-01-08 06:23:37 PM  
I wouldn't mind warming him back up.
 
2014-01-08 06:24:02 PM  
I never thought he was sexy and couldn't understand the panty sploosh parade. Then I saw "Generation Kill" and was turned into a true believer.

/*lust faint*
 
2014-01-08 06:28:36 PM  
I want Sookie and her magic vagina.
 
2014-01-08 06:30:13 PM  

Ishkur: Mugato: I didn't click on the link but The Thing is going straight up his ass, isn't it?

This brings up an interesting biological quandary.

If you take a crap in the middle of Antarctica, and the Thing touches it, does the crap then become the Thing? Or can the Thing turn into crap? I mean, it's biological matter, so the Thing should have no problem consuming it and assuming its form, but a lot of it is dead matter, so I'm just wondering what are the boundaries here for the thing to infect, consume and copy. Does it have to be a sentient living being?


Yes, because who would want to copy waste products? Although, when you think about it, it would be quite nefarious of the Thing to replicate a huge steaming pile of dog shiat. Then it could take over Rush Limbaugh at its leisure.
 
2014-01-08 06:32:37 PM  

Ishkur: f you take a crap in the middle of Antarctica, and the Thing touches it, does the crap then become the Thing? Or can the Thing turn into crap?

 
2014-01-08 06:33:27 PM  

Mugato: Ishkur: f you take a crap in the middle of Antarctica, and the Thing touches it, does the crap then become the Thing? Or can the Thing turn into crap?


www.carriehoffman.com
 
2014-01-08 06:49:27 PM  

Diogenes: And you thought your toilet seat was a shocker during the Arctic Vortex of Frozen Death.


Ha! I sat on the toilet with pajama pants for a few minutes bef--oh, wait, nobody really wants to hear this.
 
2014-01-08 06:52:34 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com

And the pooping shooping has begun.
 
2014-01-08 07:18:51 PM  

Ishkur: Mugato: I didn't click on the link but The Thing is going straight up his ass, isn't it?

This brings up an interesting biological quandary.

If you take a crap in the middle of Antarctica, and the Thing touches it, does the crap then become the Thing? Or can the Thing turn into crap? I mean, it's biological matter, so the Thing should have no problem consuming it and assuming its form, but a lot of it is dead matter, so I'm just wondering what are the boundaries here for the thing to infect, consume and copy. Does it have to be a sentient living being?


Do brain dead people on ventilators come back as zombies?
 
2014-01-08 07:42:47 PM  

StrikitRich: And the pooping shooping has begun.


I lol'd! Thanks!
 
2014-01-08 07:53:33 PM  

fusillade762: Do brain dead people on ventilators come back as zombies?


In my medical opinion, the only thing a zombie needs is a functional brain I would say no.
 
2014-01-08 08:17:38 PM  

skinink: I want Sookie and her magic vagina.


I want Sookie and Eric and Jessica and Jason too. No Bill though. He looks vaguely unclean.
 
2014-01-08 08:28:38 PM  

StrikitRich: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x192]
And the pooping shooping has begun.


Somebody put him in this picture. This one, this one!!

observers.france24.com
 
2014-01-08 09:03:59 PM  
This should have been a Photoshop thread, definitely.
 
2014-01-08 09:15:36 PM  

loonatic112358: did he piss off Loki or something?


Maybe Floki instead (played by his brother Gustaf)
 
2014-01-08 09:19:18 PM  
Somewhat related - i had a dream last night i was stuck outside in the blizzard back in WNY, wearing a skirt and having an urgent need to urinate. i was walking outside in the forest (no car, house or establishment in sight).

I was pretty worried to go, but my need to pee was so bad that i finally broke down and let it go. the result was a few yellowish icicles. no idea if this is what really happens - despite living there for 10 years, i've never encountered that situation (thankfully).
 
2014-01-08 10:01:39 PM  
I clicked expecting to see this guy:

www.stellanonline.com
 
2014-01-08 10:19:50 PM  
I didn't think he was all that attractive in True Blood until he cut his hair. Sweet mercy that man. Giggity.
 
2014-01-08 10:57:14 PM  
If I had been named for a family famous for guarding scars I would change my name to Smith.
 
2014-01-08 11:33:08 PM  

cryinoutloud: StrikitRich: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x192]
And the pooping shooping has begun.

Somebody put him in this picture. This one, this one!!

[observers.france24.com image 520x350]


sitting on the coffee cup?  :)
 
2014-01-09 07:44:52 AM  

flondrix: I clicked expecting to see this guy:

[www.stellanonline.com image 570x845]


That was what I was expecting, in the sense of: "Wow, that guy's game for anything!"
 
2014-01-09 10:24:12 AM  

flondrix: I clicked expecting to see this guy:

[www.stellanonline.com image 570x845]


I did too
 
2014-01-09 11:09:20 AM  
Approves:
assets.thecreatorsproject.com
 
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