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(Omaha World Herald)   Don't bite the hand that arrests you   (omaha.com) divider line 20
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2014-01-08 05:53:00 PM  
Don't try arresting me and I won't have to bite you.
 
2014-01-08 06:14:58 PM  
The abbreviated article title on my Firefox tab was "Man arrested after allegedly biting off...", and I assumed the worst.
 
2014-01-08 06:15:38 PM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2014-01-08 06:16:35 PM  
Never mind the glass ampulets of cyanide I have super glued to my teeth, mister cop.
 
2014-01-08 06:17:28 PM  
Why not? If it turns out you have rabies, you can be an even bigger pain in the ass.
 
2014-01-08 06:24:26 PM  

brantgoose: Why not? If it turns out you have rabies, you can be an even bigger pain in the ass.


Would not African Rabies cause an even greater problem?
 
2014-01-08 06:24:47 PM  
Better than a møøse bite
 
2014-01-08 06:24:51 PM  
Bite him on the trigger finger and he gets disability for life.
 
2014-01-08 06:34:50 PM  
I'm wondering how the guy whose iPad was stolen recognized it on Craigslist. My preferred punishment for the thief would be a brutal beatdown, but at least resisting and biting a cop should get him significantly more time.
 
2014-01-08 07:00:37 PM  

Dimensio: brantgoose: Why not? If it turns out you have rabies, you can be an even bigger pain in the ass.

Would not African Rabies cause an even greater problem?


Are you suggesting rabies migrates??
 
2014-01-08 07:18:07 PM  

fusillade762: Don't try arresting me and I won't have to bite you.


/dont be a scumbag thief who steals others peoples stuff they earned, and buy your own shiat. Then you won't have to worry about being arrested. Logic...it works.
 
2014-01-08 07:19:29 PM  

jjorsett: I'm wondering how the guy whose iPad was stolen recognized it on Craigslist. My preferred punishment for the thief would be a brutal beatdown, but at least resisting and biting a cop should get him significantly more time.


/oh yes, he turned felony theft into another set of felonies. Assault and bitery on a police officer.
 
2014-01-08 07:23:34 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: fusillade762: Don't try arresting me and I won't have to bite you.

/dont be a scumbag thief who steals others peoples stuff they earned, and buy your own shiat. Then you won't have to worry about being arrested. Logic...it works.


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2014-01-08 07:24:43 PM  

jjorsett: I'm wondering how the guy whose iPad was stolen recognized it on Craigslist.


I'd guess that a photo of the back of the iPad, intended to show the level of wear and tear, also revealed the serial number.
 
2014-01-08 08:02:08 PM  
Didn't Ratt make a song with the same name?
 
2014-01-08 08:13:03 PM  
And the hand that bites the copper goes to jail.
 
2014-01-08 09:07:18 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: fusillade762: Don't try arresting me and I won't have to bite you.

/dont be a scumbag thief who steals others peoples stuff they earned, and buy your own shiat. Then you won't have to worry about being arrested. Logic...it works.


If there were no criminals, all those police, lawyers, and judges would be unemployed!

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2014-01-08 10:36:03 PM  

fusillade762: Dimensio: brantgoose: Why not? If it turns out you have rabies, you can be an even bigger pain in the ass.

Would not African Rabies cause an even greater problem?

Are you suggesting rabies migrates??


African Rabies, maybe. But not normal rabies...
 
2014-01-09 03:50:47 AM  
★Checks source★

Thanks Omaha!
 
2014-01-09 09:27:16 AM  

illannoyin: ★Checks source★

Thanks Omaha!


You're welcome, we try our best

In a related note, if you want to live close to downtown in omaha, stay south of California street.
 
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