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(Pro Football Talk)   Johhny Manziel files his application to be the fall-guy for the Houston Texans next season   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 23
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965 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Jan 2014 at 2:36 PM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-08 03:15:23 PM  
3 votes:

Ivandrago: The Stealth Hippopotamus: lecavalier: Why do people think he is that small? I am a bartender in a sports bar so I talk about college football a lot and I have never met one person that realizes he is 6'1, 210. And even if you want to call that program weight, then he is 6'0/200. Nobody is even close when guessing how big he is.

That's because he is standing next to giants. For some reason people think they are as large as the line men there for the running backs and QB are shorter than they are.

I don't know why but it is something I've noticed

I'm sure he'll get an invite to the combine. We'll just have to wait and see how he measures up. I remember we used to say Alshon Jeffery was 6'4. At the combine he didn't even make it to 6'3.


We've all seen Jeffery play this year and I feel confident in saying that he is 7'4" with 52" hands.
2014-01-08 02:48:18 PM  
3 votes:

HawgWild: Who the hell is Johhny Manziel?


The keyboard player from The Doors.  Try to keep up, please.
2014-01-08 02:47:12 PM  
2 votes:
I can't wait for Johnny and Timmy fighting it out for ESPN air time.
2014-01-08 11:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

Ivandrago: lecavalier: And we agree on this one. He'll obviously have to tame his Johnny Football act because defensive ends at the NFL level aren't going to fall for his pirouettes every time like they do at this level (but, once every other week, he will Johnny Football some poor defender; much to our enjoyment).

I'm okay with him Johnny Footballing every other week if I get to watch him get levelled on a consistent basis by 180lb CB's and 220lb SS's.


What he's going to discover upon reaching the NFL is that there are 6'4", 265 lb. OLBs that can catch his ass. That's a discovery that's going to hurt.
2014-01-08 04:57:11 PM  
1 votes:
Pardon me.  But could any of you ol' chaps point me toward a refreshment stand?  I wish to purchase a caffeinated high-fructose corn syrup beverage into which carbon dioxide gas under pressure has been dissolved thereby creating an effervescent effect...for myself and anyone who cares to join me in a discussion of an intercollegiate American football player whose abilities have been appraised very highly.  I wish to respectfully disagree!
2014-01-08 04:41:10 PM  
1 votes:

STOP FIGHTING ABOUT MY FUTURE FAILED QB EVERYONE!


STOP IT!

*cries in corner*

2014-01-08 03:41:33 PM  
1 votes:

Cowboy Spencer: Aggie fan here: Manziel was one of the greatest college football players of all time.


Please back up this statement, Kanye.
2014-01-08 03:33:42 PM  
1 votes:
How will Johnny D-Bag adjust to the pay cut of playing in the NFL?
2014-01-08 03:33:31 PM  
1 votes:
Johnny Fartball sucks. He will never make it, in fact he will fail miserably. So many dumb farkers out there.
2014-01-08 03:30:41 PM  
1 votes:
He's going to Oakland, where he'll get fat and fail.
2014-01-08 03:27:54 PM  
1 votes:
I want him on the Vikings. The thought of him and Peterson together is very Sports Entertaining for me.
2014-01-08 03:17:49 PM  
1 votes:

Rwa2play: he's got a better arm than Tebow but that's about it.


I actually think Tebow's got a better arm. I'm not sure I've ever seen Manziel make an "NFL throw" that wasn't a wounded duck. If he's a 1st round pick, predicting him to be a bust might be the easiest prediction of the entire round.
2014-01-08 03:14:52 PM  
1 votes:

RumsfeldsReplacement: Just stop it Subby, we all know the Browns will draft Manziel and it will be hilarious.


Nah, the Browns will go for Bortles. Bortles is "still learning" and "has a lot of potential," which means none of that is true and he'll be McCoy/Weeden 2.0
2014-01-08 03:02:19 PM  
1 votes:
Just stop it Subby, we all know the Browns will draft Manziel and it will be hilarious.
2014-01-08 02:59:32 PM  
1 votes:
I would rather have his receivers at TAM. Those guys are the ones that made him look so good. After he ran around the backfield and chucked the ball in the air up for grabs, those guys were the ones going up and fight off the DB's to get the ball.
2014-01-08 02:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
Can you say sideline reporter competition for Tebow?
2014-01-08 02:51:38 PM  
1 votes:

fmcgalaxie500: I certainly hope not. Teddy Bridgewater or Blake Bortles


More likely, Manziel will be the next QB to be added to this famous jersey:

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2014-01-08 02:50:28 PM  
1 votes:
...iIf he falls to the second round
2014-01-08 02:48:14 PM  
1 votes:

lecavalier: As has been spoken about on various blogs/forums, I would not be surprised to see the Texans call New England and get Mallett.


Houston has already said they would consider trading away the 1st pick. Ya never know.
2014-01-08 02:38:23 PM  
1 votes:
Who the hell is Johhny Manziel?
2014-01-08 02:09:00 PM  
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: He'll know he's made it big time when people start burning his jersey in the parking lot.  XD



Or when Matt Schaub burgers are taken off the menu and replaced with Johnny Football burgers.
2014-01-08 01:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
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/Seriously, keep that prima donna douche away from my Texans
2014-01-08 01:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
He'll know he's made it big time when people start burning his jersey in the parking lot.  XD
 
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