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(NewsOK)   Man killed by underwear suffocation after 'atomic wedgie'   (newsok.com) divider line 110
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2014-01-08 01:42:50 PM  
You never go full atomic wedgie.
 
2014-01-08 02:04:12 PM  

images.wikia.com


Goodnight, sweet prince.

 
2014-01-08 02:08:20 PM  
This could have been any one of you.
 
2014-01-08 02:12:40 PM  
Wedgie of Ass Destruction
 
2014-01-08 02:20:53 PM  
At least it wasn't the Dreaded Rear Admiral.
 
2014-01-08 02:24:59 PM  
I looked all over that site for a satire disclosure, but there wasn't one.

I did find this though: NewsOK.com has disabled the comments for this article.

Probably a good call on NewsOK's part.
 
2014-01-08 02:51:37 PM  
Wedgie thread!

www.bubblews.com
 
2014-01-08 02:53:13 PM  
www.evilmilk.com
 
2014-01-08 02:54:01 PM  
Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.
 
2014-01-08 02:54:36 PM  
next, we'll read about someone dying from an atomic gas passing
 
2014-01-08 02:54:54 PM  
CANT STAND YAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2014-01-08 02:55:08 PM  
It's like my worst jr. high nightmare come true.
 
2014-01-08 02:56:28 PM  
I, thankfully, never got wedgies in jr high.

/I got my ass kicked, though
 
2014-01-08 02:56:30 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.


Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.
 
2014-01-08 02:57:33 PM  
I noogied a man in Reno just to watch him die.
 
2014-01-08 02:59:52 PM  
The burst scut is the deepest.
 
2014-01-08 03:01:09 PM  

AntonChigger: meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.

Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.


I disagree. Keep em coming.
 
2014-01-08 03:01:32 PM  
What the hell? You get in a fight with your father in law and give him a wedgie?

Never mind the fact he died as a result, you gave your father in law a wedgie? I'm so confused.
 
2014-01-08 03:01:43 PM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-01-08 03:02:23 PM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-01-08 03:02:58 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.


I know someone who used to do that to people.  You know what he's doing nowwww.seriessub.com?


He's dead.
 
2014-01-08 03:03:01 PM  

AntonChigger: meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.

Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.


She's been doing the lame shtick for years, doubt she will stop any time soon.
 
2014-01-08 03:03:05 PM  
Where's the story about the kid that had to get his testicles removed from a wedgie that gave him testicular torsion?  The one that went on to murder his two attackers before killing himself?
 
2014-01-08 03:03:40 PM  
His testicles popped out of his ears.
 
2014-01-08 03:03:51 PM  
well thanks a lot, fark preview.
 
2014-01-08 03:04:17 PM  
LAUGHTER OL it appears as though the butt hurting of some of the individuals doing the thread posting are similar to that which is seen by the person who had the wedgie!

/you are welcome
 
2014-01-08 03:07:48 PM  

Valiente: The burst scut is the deepest.


Beautiful
 
2014-01-08 03:09:21 PM  

Hrist: Where's the story about the kid that had to get his testicles removed from a wedgie that gave him testicular torsion?  The one that went on to murder his two attackers before killing himself?



He's right here. He's got a wedgie with a testicle issue in his song... at about 1:28
Link
 
2014-01-08 03:10:09 PM  
Ahhh..death by moose knuckle.
 
2014-01-08 03:12:36 PM  
more like Fruit of the Doom
 
2014-01-08 03:12:54 PM  
Atomic wedgies are so 1950's. Improvised Explosive Wedgies are what the cool kids do these days.
 
2014-01-08 03:15:59 PM  
I bet the other prisoners are staying way the fark away from him.

/We cool?
 
2014-01-08 03:17:10 PM  
Did the detectives find a crack in the case?
 
2014-01-08 03:20:43 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-08 03:22:15 PM  

JerseyTim: This could have been any one of you.


us.
 
2014-01-08 03:25:43 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Did the detectives find a crack in the case?


They found a hole in the suspects' story and it's about to get torn wide open.

www.live-evil.com
 
2014-01-08 03:26:48 PM  

RottNDude: AntonChigger: meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.

Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.

I disagree. Keep em coming.


Seconded. I can't not LAUGH OL at these.

/If you don't like Meow, just ignore her.
//Sheesh
 
2014-01-08 03:27:41 PM  
I guess certain obnoxious posters can't take even polite criticism.
 
2014-01-08 03:29:36 PM  
This just in. People in Oklahoma are now wearing underwear.
 
2014-01-08 03:30:19 PM  
I recommend going and reading the full article, it gets more interesting:

FTA: "In the 2008 protective order, Tressia St. Clair claimed she found her husband embraced in a "sexual way," with a drinking buddy and that he later grabbed her by the neck and threw her through a bathroom door."
 
2014-01-08 03:31:11 PM  

RottNDude: AntonChigger: meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.

Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.

I disagree. Keep em coming.


Not This
 
2014-01-08 03:34:14 PM  

TheManofPA: I recommend going and reading the full article, it gets more interesting:

FTA: "In the 2008 protective order, Tressia St. Clair claimed she found her husband embraced in a "sexual way," with a drinking buddy and that he later grabbed her by the neck and threw her through a bathroom door."


If I had a nickle for every woman I threw through a bathroom door...
 
2014-01-08 03:36:51 PM  
AKA

The "Nuclear Option."
 
2014-01-08 03:40:34 PM  

Canton: RottNDude: AntonChigger: meow said the dog: Listen I am realizing many of you will make the jokings but let me tell you about what is known by me. I have the friend who is deaf in the single ear of she which is the left of these. Do you wish for having the knowledge of why this is the case of she? Well she was sitting at the table for the lunching meal when the boy at the school provided to her the Wet William III. It was later the learned thing that he went too far into the ear of she and deposited the staff-o-cockles bacteria into the ear of she. She was on the antibiotic medications for many of the days and no more of the hearing.

Then there was the individual known in the community of me. Someone placed the sign on this person which said DO THE KICKING OF ME. Now this person took the wrong street to proceed home and ended up near the home of the training person for the mixed martial artistry. Do you know what happened to this person? That is right. Knocking out of the farking.

There was the person who was in the town over from me who did the drowning. Wishing to be provided with the cause of this? That cause was of course the swirlie.

So perhaps this person will make others have awareness. The pranks which are viewed by you as harmless do have the serious consequences for the others. Do not ever do the forgetting of this.

Dude, this is never funny. Please stop.

I disagree. Keep em coming.

Seconded. I can't not LAUGH OL at these.

/If you don't like Meow, just ignore her.
//Sheesh


Either ignore, or read in Bjork's voice.
 
2014-01-08 03:41:15 PM  

boloabs: next, we'll read about someone dying from an atomic gas passing


I only caused them to curse under their breath and back quickly out of the men's room.

/coffee before lunch is a bad combo for me, apparently.
 
2014-01-08 03:42:53 PM  
Internet legend Kibo (who has been seen, sporadically, on Fark) once broached the concept of a "steam-powered wedgie harness." Not that the concept of a "wedgie harness" wasn't bizarre enough, mind you, it had to be "steam-powered."
 
2014-01-08 03:42:56 PM  
"he gave his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, 58, an "atomic wedgie"

Mr St.Clair must have been wearing a serious pair of big-boy grampa panties if the waist band could be stretched up his back, over his head, and around his throat. I didn't catch any mention of how much he weighed nor have I found images of an "obese atomic wedgie."
 
2014-01-08 03:44:44 PM  

TheManofPA: I recommend going and reading the full article, it gets more interesting:

FTA: "In the 2008 protective order, Tressia St. Clair claimed she found her husband embraced in a "sexual way," with a drinking buddy and that he later grabbed her by the neck and threw her through a bathroom door."


The entire story is weird.
 
2014-01-08 03:48:39 PM  
Maybe my state DOES need its own tag. :/
 
2014-01-08 03:49:12 PM  
Ouch, my taint!
img62.imageshack.us
 
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