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(Daily Mail)   Remember that wet sloppy kiss that you used to dread from Grandma? Well that's a thing of the past if the Nanny State gets its way   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 129
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2014-01-08 12:40:35 PM
Nanny State -- n., an expression to describe an imaginary place, often uttered by alleged adults who believe Daddy Warbucks is a real person.
 
2014-01-08 12:41:10 PM
I haven't heard the term Nanny State around here in ages.  Where did you dig that up from?

/I also haven't been around the forums in awhile so don't yell at me
 
2014-01-08 12:41:24 PM
Parents have been advised to encourage them to 'blow' instead......


i don't see how that is going in the right direction.
 
2014-01-08 12:42:08 PM
Oh FFS
 
2014-01-08 12:42:25 PM
The wet sloppy kiss I used to dread was the one given me by the priest once mass was over.
 
2014-01-08 12:42:37 PM
So you can kiss grandma's kiss goodbye?
 
2014-01-08 12:42:59 PM
as long as grandma doesn't tongue 'em to death, i don't see a problem with it.
 
2014-01-08 12:43:53 PM
Well considering my ex and her sister (who is my best friend) both caught a vicious case of HSV1 from their granny's herpetic kisses I'm gonna have to go with...

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Old people are stupid.
 
2014-01-08 12:43:56 PM
The bets way to prevent child abuse is not to have children.
 
2014-01-08 12:44:06 PM

megarian: Oh FFS


a family that lays together stays together.
 
2014-01-08 12:45:08 PM

Prey4reign: The wet sloppy kiss I used to dread was the one given me by the priest once mass was over.



those priests are horny little f*ckers.  hosing down church walls until the boys get back from school.................
 
2014-01-08 12:45:27 PM

here to help: Well considering my ex and her sister (who is my best friend) both caught a vicious case of HSV1 from their granny's herpetic kisses I'm gonna have to go with...


Dude, I have this really great deal on ocean front property in Arizona. Like man, really really cheap. E-mail me and I'll hook you up, no problem.
 
2014-01-08 12:46:15 PM
I don't know about setting boundaries or any of that, but a simple fact is that as we age we acquire latent viruses which may want to be avoided. Old people kissing young children can and often does directly spread epstien-barr, oral herpes, cytomegalovirus and many other benign infections.
 
2014-01-08 12:46:25 PM
And those little touches from Grandpa that made me feel more special than my brother because it was our little secret? Are those going to be taken away too?
 
2014-01-08 12:46:38 PM

worlddan: here to help: Well considering my ex and her sister (who is my best friend) both caught a vicious case of HSV1 from their granny's herpetic kisses I'm gonna have to go with...

Dude, I have this really great deal on ocean front property in Arizona. Like man, really really cheap. E-mail me and I'll hook you up, no problem.


Do you know what HSV1 is and how it is primarily spread?
 
2014-01-08 12:46:39 PM
Incest is Best.
 
2014-01-08 12:46:48 PM
Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.
 
2014-01-08 12:46:50 PM
She's got a mustache!
 
2014-01-08 12:47:12 PM
I always liked it best when granny slipped me the tongue.

Didn't much appreciate grandpa squeezing my buttocks while granny kissed me though.
 
2014-01-08 12:47:51 PM

frozenhotchocolate: I don't know about setting boundaries or any of that, but a simple fact is that as we age we acquire latent viruses which may want to be avoided. Old people kissing young children can and often does directly spread epstien-barr, oral herpes, cytomegalovirus and many other benign infections.



the more sh*t your immune system is exposed to, the stronger it becomes.  unless you die.
 
2014-01-08 12:47:58 PM
Childhood germs are the best technique for keeping elderly immune systems alive and in good working order.

Plus, they brought you into this world and you'll wish you gave them more affection once the will is read.

Get off my lawn.
 
2014-01-08 12:48:43 PM
Did we move Kentucky to the UK?  Is John Oliver guest Admin for a Day?  Am I abroad?
 
2014-01-08 12:49:01 PM
No physical contact greetings, Sergeant John Spartan.
 
2014-01-08 12:49:44 PM

FrancoFile: No physical contact greetings, Sergeant John Spartan.


gah, ate the image...


www.zuguide.com
 
2014-01-08 12:49:45 PM
www.aerojockey.com

/has had cold sores since I was five, thanks whatever skanky herp bitach kissed me when I was a toddler
 
2014-01-08 12:49:48 PM

Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.



you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.

thanks to our sexual fixated mass media advertising industry.
 
2014-01-08 12:50:08 PM
I can see the argument. A child's body is their own body to run and nobody else's. They have the right to deny physical contact with anybody they choose, same as every other person, and when that right isn't respected, particularly by parental coercion (no matter how gentle the coaxing), it can rapidly erode trust.
 
2014-01-08 12:50:17 PM

Linux_Yes: frozenhotchocolate: I don't know about setting boundaries or any of that, but a simple fact is that as we age we acquire latent viruses which may want to be avoided. Old people kissing young children can and often does directly spread epstien-barr, oral herpes, cytomegalovirus and many other benign infections.


the more sh*t your immune system is exposed to, the stronger it becomes.  unless you die.


That's why I injected cocaine from a needle shared with an HIV sufferer into all my kids
 
2014-01-08 12:50:40 PM
Changing traditions, and being uncomfortable with the kiss is a reason to stop.  Stopping the kiss because it opens the child up to future sexual exploitation is ridiculous.
 
2014-01-08 12:50:56 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-08 12:51:52 PM

CleanAndPure: I always liked it best when granny slipped me the tongue.

Didn't much appreciate grandpa squeezing my buttocks while granny kissed me though.



well, they just wanted to spice things up a bit.
 
2014-01-08 12:52:41 PM
I always ask Grandma to take her teeth out.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:07 PM

EyeballKid: Nanny State -- n., an expression to describe an imaginary place, often uttered by alleged adults who believe Daddy Warbucks is a real person.


Go read the article. We'll be here to accept your apology once you're done.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:25 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: She's got a mustache!



nope.  just a bearded clam.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:53 PM

Linux_Yes: Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.


you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.

thanks to our sexual fixated mass media advertising industry.


I'm in Canada.
 
2014-01-08 12:55:23 PM

CleanAndPure: Linux_Yes: frozenhotchocolate: I don't know about setting boundaries or any of that, but a simple fact is that as we age we acquire latent viruses which may want to be avoided. Old people kissing young children can and often does directly spread epstien-barr, oral herpes, cytomegalovirus and many other benign infections.


the more sh*t your immune system is exposed to, the stronger it becomes.  unless you die.

That's why I injected cocaine from a needle shared with an HIV sufferer into all my kids



wrong.  cocaine is a dangerous addicting drug.  and HIV is a potentially lethal virus.  the kids that play in dirt on the playground have the strongest immune systems for a reason.

do some reading sometimes and stop listening to the almight Medical Doctor who convinced you that he knows all.
 
2014-01-08 12:56:12 PM
What the... Good luck trying to survive in Latin America. The traditional greeting is a kiss and a reach around
 
2014-01-08 12:56:26 PM

Russ1642: Linux_Yes: Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.


you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.

thanks to our sexual fixated mass media advertising industry.

I'm in Canada.


As he said... you are in America.
 
2014-01-08 12:56:32 PM

EyeballKid: Nanny State -- n., an expression to describe an imaginary place, often uttered by alleged adults who believe Daddy Warbucks is a real person.


wait... England isn't real?
 
2014-01-08 12:56:35 PM
i64.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-08 12:56:38 PM

Russ1642: Linux_Yes: Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.


you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.

thanks to our sexual fixated mass media advertising industry.

I'm in Canada.


same thing, but to a lessor degree.  i have faith that Canada will reach our level sooner or later.  btw, lucky you.  wanna' swap citizenship??
 
2014-01-08 12:57:22 PM

Linux_Yes: Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.


you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.

thanks to our sexual fixated mass media advertising industry.


and if you smile at a girl you are sexually harassing her thanks to our "rape culture" fixated feminists.
 
2014-01-08 12:57:29 PM
*enters thread*

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-08 12:57:37 PM

megarian: Oh FFS


Seconded

And I don't see this being so much a Nanny state issue as that of a very stupid woman.
 
2014-01-08 12:58:00 PM
The kisses were OK, but when she took the dentures out, the blowjobs were FANTASTIC.
 
2014-01-08 12:58:08 PM

Linux_Yes: Incest is Best.


you forgot "/keepin it in the family"
 
2014-01-08 12:58:20 PM

Linux_Yes: Russ1642: Oftentimes a kiss isn't sexual in any way.


you forgot.  you are in america.  kissing is always sexual in america.  and if a girl smiles at you, it means she wants to f*ck.


Really?

Um, BRB.
 
2014-01-08 12:58:36 PM
I'm a kissy dad. I love to give my kids pecks on the forehead.
 
2014-01-08 12:59:55 PM

Linux_Yes: CleanAndPure: Linux_Yes: frozenhotchocolate: I don't know about setting boundaries or any of that, but a simple fact is that as we age we acquire latent viruses which may want to be avoided. Old people kissing young children can and often does directly spread epstien-barr, oral herpes, cytomegalovirus and many other benign infections.


the more sh*t your immune system is exposed to, the stronger it becomes.  unless you die.

That's why I injected cocaine from a needle shared with an HIV sufferer into all my kids


wrong.  cocaine is a dangerous addicting drug.  and HIV is a potentially lethal virus.  the kids that play in dirt on the playground have the strongest immune systems for a reason.

do some reading sometimes and stop listening to the almight Medical Doctor who convinced you that he knows all.


I'm joking... we're not overly anal about killing germs in our household... that's not to say we sneeze in each others faces or eat without washing hands, etc.

Its about moderation. Kids need some exposure... but you take some precautions. Kisses from strange old women that might have herpes (cold sores) are avoided... one of my grandparents had them... fortunately none of us do.

Grandparents you know are safe... no big deal.
 
2014-01-08 01:00:18 PM

uncleacid: I always ask Grandma to take her teeth out.



better blow jobs with no teeth.
 
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