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2014-01-08 01:13:06 PM
Jesus Christ. 9/11/2000 should be a date seared into the hearts and minds of every American. Never forget, indeed.
 
2014-01-08 01:32:33 PM

Pocket Ninja: Jesus Christ. 9/11/2000 should be a date seared into the hearts and minds of every American. Never forget, indeed.


You fail at history. The attacks happened in nineteeneleventy.
 
2014-01-08 01:41:58 PM
Elizabeth Barber is a staff writer at The Christian Science Monitor. She holds a master's degree from Columbia Journalism School and a bachelor's degree in International Relations and English from SUNY Geneseo.

Yeah, both schools called and are so embarrassed to be associated with you that they want their degrees back.
 
2014-01-08 01:44:31 PM
I'll never forget the day the Japanese launched their sneak attack on New York City
 
2014-01-08 01:59:40 PM
Listen I do not see the problem with the misstatement of she. Perhaps if you are not the journalist then you should not do the judgment. I am the writer for several of the blogs which are underground and you probably are not the person who has the amount of coolness for having the knowledge of these. But listen to this very much it is quite the possible thing to make the mistake of the dates. What is the appearance of me for you am I this calendar?

Also have you done the consideration of this and that is that this woman would have the traumatic post hasting disorder because perhaps she was one of the first time people for responding at the event and she has put to her the data behind her to have avoidance of this memory.

Perhaps before you do the judgment of she you should walk into the shoes of she. If you do this walking and then you still have a feeling of judgment then I guess this is the acceptable thing because at this time you can say that you have done the walking in the shoes of she. I did this with the roommate of me but could fit two feet in one shoe of she. She is the bigger person.

The point is that if you are not one who wishes for receiving the criticism of you then perhaps you should do the avoidance of the criticism of the others.

God have the blessings of the United States of the Americas!
 
2014-01-08 02:28:00 PM
The other day I noticed the bag of chips I was eating said, "Best before 9/11."

Well, yeah, wasn't everything?
 
2014-01-08 02:28:57 PM
In fourteen hundred and ninety two, bin Laden blew up the towers by two.  That's how I remember.
 
2014-01-08 02:29:03 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not see the problem with the misstatement of she. Perhaps if you are not the journalist then you should not do the judgment. I am the writer for several of the blogs which are underground and you probably are not the person who has the amount of coolness for having the knowledge of these. But listen to this very much it is quite the possible thing to make the mistake of the dates. What is the appearance of me for you am I this calendar?

Also have you done the consideration of this and that is that this woman would have the traumatic post hasting disorder because perhaps she was one of the first time people for responding at the event and she has put to her the data behind her to have avoidance of this memory.

Perhaps before you do the judgment of she you should walk into the shoes of she. If you do this walking and then you still have a feeling of judgment then I guess this is the acceptable thing because at this time you can say that you have done the walking in the shoes of she. I did this with the roommate of me but could fit two feet in one shoe of she. She is the bigger person.

The point is that if you are not one who wishes for receiving the criticism of you then perhaps you should do the avoidance of the criticism of the others.

God have the blessings of the United States of the Americas!


Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?
 
2014-01-08 02:30:11 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?

YOU BASTARD YOU SAID YOUD NEVER FORGET
 
2014-01-08 02:30:24 PM

Carn: In fourteen hundred and ninety two, bin Laden blew up the towers by two.  That's how I remember.


No, no, no. "One if by land, two if by sea."
 
2014-01-08 02:31:06 PM
It stuns me that there are people who are soon to be teenagers who will not have been BORN when 9/11 happened.

I'm getting old. . .

/ah, another Meow classic. Good day for that too. Made me smile.
 
2014-01-08 02:33:18 PM

great_tigers: Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?


LAUGHTER OL. Who are you?
 
2014-01-08 02:34:19 PM
How could anyone forget where they were that fateful November morning?
 
2014-01-08 02:35:16 PM

great_tigers: meow said the dog: Listen I do not see the problem with the misstatement of she. Perhaps if you are not the journalist then you should not do the judgment. I am the writer for several of the blogs which are underground and you probably are not the person who has the amount of coolness for having the knowledge of these. But listen to this very much it is quite the possible thing to make the mistake of the dates. What is the appearance of me for you am I this calendar?

Also have you done the consideration of this and that is that this woman would have the traumatic post hasting disorder because perhaps she was one of the first time people for responding at the event and she has put to her the data behind her to have avoidance of this memory.

Perhaps before you do the judgment of she you should walk into the shoes of she. If you do this walking and then you still have a feeling of judgment then I guess this is the acceptable thing because at this time you can say that you have done the walking in the shoes of she. I did this with the roommate of me but could fit two feet in one shoe of she. She is the bigger person.

The point is that if you are not one who wishes for receiving the criticism of you then perhaps you should do the avoidance of the criticism of the others.

God have the blessings of the United States of the Americas!

Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-08 02:37:14 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not see the problem with the misstatement of she. Perhaps if you are not the journalist then you should not do the judgment. I am the writer for several of the blogs which are underground and you probably are not the person who has the amount of coolness for having the knowledge of these. But listen to this very much it is quite the possible thing to make the mistake of the dates. What is the appearance of me for you am I this calendar?

Also have you done the consideration of this and that is that this woman would have the traumatic post hasting disorder because perhaps she was one of the first time people for responding at the event and she has put to her the data behind her to have avoidance of this memory.

Perhaps before you do the judgment of she you should walk into the shoes of she. If you do this walking and then you still have a feeling of judgment then I guess this is the acceptable thing because at this time you can say that you have done the walking in the shoes of she. I did this with the roommate of me but could fit two feet in one shoe of she. She is the bigger person.

The point is that if you are not one who wishes for receiving the criticism of you then perhaps you should do the avoidance of the criticism of the others.

God have the blessings of the United States of the Americas!


meow a winner is you in the thread of the present.
 
2014-01-08 02:37:22 PM
If only that B-25 had stayed on course! A day that will live in flammability!

www.warhistoryonline.com
 
2014-01-08 02:41:04 PM
 
2014-01-08 02:43:06 PM

Target Builder: How could anyone forget where they were that fateful November morning?


I certainly can't. My dad died on one of those planes. I was actually talking to him, on his cell, right before they crashed. I'll never forget his last words to me.

"Allahu akhbar!"

/Aisle seat please.
 
2014-01-08 02:46:27 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Target Builder: How could anyone forget where they were that fateful November morning?

I certainly can't. My dad died on one of those planes. I was actually talking to him, on his cell, right before they crashed. I'll never forget his last words to me.

"Allahu akhbar!"

/Aisle seat please.


Similar joke ends "he fell out of the tower".

Come to think of it, same joke ends...
 
2014-01-08 02:47:40 PM
It seems their stories collapsed.
 
2014-01-08 02:53:49 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The other day I noticed the bag of chips I was eating said, "Best before 9/11."


You were eating chips that expired in September?
 
2014-01-08 02:57:56 PM

buntz: Prank Call of Cthulhu: The other day I noticed the bag of chips I was eating said, "Best before 9/11."

You were eating chips that expired in September?


Oh please, like you've never done that. Those things will outlive me. (Especially if I keep eating expired chips.)
 
2014-01-08 02:59:03 PM
Oh so now the date is moving?  Seriously, guys, the "official story" of these "attacks" is so "flimsy" "you" ""can't" believe" anything about them.
 
2014-01-08 03:01:44 PM

Skleenar: Oh so now the date is moving?  Seriously, guys, the "official story" of these "attacks" is so "flimsy" "you" ""can't" believe" anything about them.


You can't even see the stars in the videos.
 
2014-01-08 03:02:55 PM
We will never forget 7-11
 
2014-01-08 03:10:56 PM
They also got the date wrong.  9/11 was actually on 9/12.
 
2014-01-08 03:16:15 PM

Ambitwistor: They also got the date wrong.  9/11 was actually on 9/12.


That's because it was a leap year.
 
2014-01-08 03:16:39 PM
"Today is Pearl Harbor Day."

-George H.W. Bush
September 7, 1988
 
2014-01-08 03:17:27 PM

meow said the dog: great_tigers: Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?

LAUGHTER OL. Who are you?


Your blog sucks, but only because you haven't added anything to it in years. (hint-hint)
 
2014-01-08 03:18:18 PM
Well, well. Look who's on Fark today.
 
2014-01-08 03:20:08 PM
Did they call it "December Eleventh Two Thousand and Fun"?
 
2014-01-08 03:26:38 PM
So all joking aside, and no I didn't RTFA, this is Fark, was this just a typo or what? I mean if it was a simple slip up who cares, I'm certain the writer knows when 9/11 happened...
 
2014-01-08 03:45:45 PM
I'll never forget that fateful day. I was single and my own man.
 
2014-01-08 03:50:18 PM

great_tigers: Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?


Your clue, dear reader:

Farkied by me thusly:
(favorite: Meow is the talking of the funniness)
 
2014-01-08 03:51:18 PM

great_tigers: meow said the dog: Listen I do not see the problem with the misstatement of she. Perhaps if you are not the journalist then you should not do the judgment. I am the writer for several of the blogs which are underground and you probably are not the person who has the amount of coolness for having the knowledge of these. But listen to this very much it is quite the possible thing to make the mistake of the dates. What is the appearance of me for you am I this calendar?

Also have you done the consideration of this and that is that this woman would have the traumatic post hasting disorder because perhaps she was one of the first time people for responding at the event and she has put to her the data behind her to have avoidance of this memory.

Perhaps before you do the judgment of she you should walk into the shoes of she. If you do this walking and then you still have a feeling of judgment then I guess this is the acceptable thing because at this time you can say that you have done the walking in the shoes of she. I did this with the roommate of me but could fit two feet in one shoe of she. She is the bigger person.

The point is that if you are not one who wishes for receiving the criticism of you then perhaps you should do the avoidance of the criticism of the others.

God have the blessings of the United States of the Americas!

Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?


Oh. Emm. Gee. Ell. Oh. Ell.
 
2014-01-08 03:58:18 PM

MontanaDave: great_tigers: Did you write all of that to let us know you write for a crappy blog that no one cares about?

Your clue, dear reader:

Farkied by me thusly:
(favorite: Meow is the talking of the funniness)


Mine's actually "unintelligible, don't bother".  I have since learned how to read the syntax that is the wonderful of the gift of the Meow.

/it can be downright hysterical when you figure it out, but yeah, your eyes bleed at first
//my English degree runs and hides under the bed
 
2014-01-08 03:59:30 PM
meow said the dog: ...

I enjoy reading your posts.  It's like reading Shakespeare.  You have to take a moment after everything you've read to figure out what exactly the author is trying to say.

/I would like to read your blog/newsletter.
//In other words, I am the person that has the amount of coolness for having knowledge of it
 
2014-01-08 04:08:16 PM

BunkoSquad: I'll never forget the day the Japanese launched their sneak attack on New York City


No, the Japanese launched their sneak attack on Pearl Bailey -- that's why we observe Pearl Bailey Day.
 
2014-01-08 04:19:31 PM

LeroyB: BunkoSquad: I'll never forget the day the Japanese launched their sneak attack on New York City

No, the Japanese launched their sneak attack on Pearl Bailey -- that's why we observe Pearl Bailey Day.


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

/MstD is a true artist.
 
2014-01-08 04:22:00 PM

Valiente: Similar joke ends "he fell out of the tower".

Come to think of it, same joke ends...



Not quite. Its "fell out of the *guard* tower".
 
2014-01-08 04:29:22 PM

NateAsbestos: So all joking aside, and no I didn't RTFA, this is Fark, was this just a typo or what? I mean if it was a simple slip up who cares, I'm certain the writer knows when 9/11 happened...


Forget it. Their rolling.
 
2014-01-08 04:32:32 PM
Yet none of you gives a rat ass about our long, costly war with Australia.
 
2014-01-08 04:34:54 PM

LemSkroob: Valiente: Similar joke ends "he fell out of the tower".

Come to think of it, same joke ends...


Not quite. Its "fell out of the *guard* tower".


I prefer just to say "tower" and let the hearer slowly add "what kind of a tower is in a camp...oooOOHHH" in their little PC minds.

I like jokes that require some light lifting, personally. Humour's already too convenient.
 
2014-01-08 04:44:23 PM
Obviously due to retarded way US counts dates

Also welcome home, meow, I guess it was too cold to get to the drugstore for yr meds
 
2014-01-08 04:47:18 PM
But..... but the bumper stickers.... the bumper stickers say never forget..... NEVER.... FORGET...
 
2014-01-08 04:50:07 PM

ZeroCorpse: Yet none of you gives a rat ass about our long, costly war with Australia.


We've always been at war with Australia.
 
2014-01-08 04:51:41 PM

ZeroCorpse: Yet none of you gives a rat ass about our long, costly war with Australia.


The yellow cake is a lie.
 
2014-01-08 04:52:23 PM

Valiente: LemSkroob: Valiente: Similar joke ends "he fell out of the tower".

Come to think of it, same joke ends...


Not quite. Its "fell out of the *guard* tower".

I prefer just to say "tower" and let the hearer slowly add "what kind of a tower is in a camp...oooOOHHH" in their little PC minds.

I like jokes that require some light lifting, personally. Humour's already too convenient.


In any case, its one of my favorite jokes! It helps with the story that i am part German, too.
 
2014-01-08 04:54:21 PM

rkelley25: We will never forget 7-11


Drink!

myunconventionalinsight.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-08 05:15:52 PM
It's right there in the name, moron.  It's 9/*11* for a reason.
 
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