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(Celebslam)   Taylor Swift's advances denied by English actor Douglas Booth. There's Track 1 on her new album   (celebslam.celebuzz.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Taylor Swift, Douglas Booth, Hailee Steinfeld, English, West Hollywood  
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2014-01-08 11:38:49 AM  
+1 subbs
 
2014-01-08 11:52:27 AM  
Poster child for "boy crazy."
 
2014-01-08 12:30:22 PM  
At this rate she will be dating Farkers soon
 
2014-01-08 12:33:26 PM  
And I move up yet another spot in line!!
 
2014-01-08 12:33:28 PM  

eagles95: At this rate she will be dating Farkers soon


Track 5 will be labelled "Studman69"
 
2014-01-08 12:33:55 PM  
Track 1? That's enough for 3 albums!
 
2014-01-08 12:35:51 PM  
Yeah, that's a good headline. Funny because it's probably true.
 
2014-01-08 12:48:21 PM  
She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:08 PM  

zappaisfrank: She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.


Pretty much this, Im sure shes an insufferable coont considering her track record but Id giver her the most disappointing 26 seconds of her life if she wanted it.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:23 PM  

zappaisfrank: She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.


According to the internet, the problem is that she won't wrap those legs around anyone's head.
 
2014-01-08 12:53:24 PM  

zappaisfrank: She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.


It was horrible and I regret it
But I found a new guy so I don't sweat it
Your were stupid and I was dumb
I can't believe I made you....
 
2014-01-08 12:54:02 PM  
Honestly confused...would the media figure out a meta-narrative for Taylor Swift. The last I read she was a virgin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2289421/Chelsea-Handler- t hinks-Taylor-Swift-virgin-mocks-singer-dating-men.html

Now she is a maneater who will chew you up? I guess the boys had better watch out.
 
2014-01-08 12:54:08 PM  
"See how this works, Doug? You're a nobody in America, so letting someone like Taylor hump, dump, and lyrically eviscerate you can really give your nothing career the boost that it needs. "

I lol'd
 
2014-01-08 12:59:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-08 12:59:57 PM  
"I never wanted you anyways" will top the charts in May. Calling it now
 
2014-01-08 01:00:28 PM  
The book is out on her. She's frigid, she's a virgin*, but she's boy crazy and extremely emotional and has a propensity for airing out her dirty laundry in her music. What man wants to put up with shiat like that? She ain't worth it.

How's that line go? "No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is absolutely sick of of her shiat."

Taylor needs to grow up. Then maybe she can start dating again.

* well, except for John Mayer, but he doesn't technically count
 
2014-01-08 01:09:06 PM  

Ishkur: extremely emotional and has a propensity for airing out her dirty laundry in her music. What man wants to put up with shiat like that?


Normal, slightly chubby older men. Famous dudes? Not so much.

If she would just date a regular Joe Lunchbox, I bet she would be much happier.
 
2014-01-08 01:14:21 PM  

The Bunyip: Ishkur: extremely emotional and has a propensity for airing out her dirty laundry in her music. What man wants to put up with shiat like that?

Normal, slightly chubby older men. Famous dudes? Not so much.

If she would just date a regular Joe Lunchbox, I bet she would be much happier.


She's still young and stupid, which means she still gets all quivery over the pretty boys and the "dangerous" rebel type of guys. She hasn't figured out yet that those guys are dicks. Most women figure that out eventually but not usually until they spit out at least one kid so they (and whomever dates them subsequently) still get to deal with the loser for years as he ducks child support and only wants to see the kid when it's most inconvenient for everyone else.
 
2014-01-08 01:15:16 PM  

Ishkur: She's frigid, she's a virgin*, but she's boy crazy and extremely emotional and has a propensity for airing out her dirty laundry in her music. What man wants to put up with shiat like that? She ain't worth it.


Her worst part is that she isn't having sex with the guys she is obsessive about.  Not that a terrible relationship + sex = ok, but that if you aren't into a person enough to be getting physical, you damn well shouldn't be buying houses across the street so you can smother them.

I refuse to be smothered by anyone who doesn't put out.
 
2014-01-08 01:15:25 PM  
Watch out for the swifties. I think they are more dangerous than beliebers.
 
2014-01-08 01:15:53 PM  
When men write songs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.
 
2014-01-08 01:18:31 PM  

Ishkur: The book is out on her.


This
 
2014-01-08 01:18:54 PM  
I had no  idea who this guy is, so I googled him.  I think there may be another reason he rejected her other than her pushiness...
 
2014-01-08 01:21:00 PM  

Smackledorfer: Ishkur: She's frigid, she's a virgin*, but she's boy crazy and extremely emotional and has a propensity for airing out her dirty laundry in her music. What man wants to put up with shiat like that? She ain't worth it.

Her worst part is that she isn't having sex with the guys she is obsessive about.  Not that a terrible relationship + sex = ok, but that if you aren't into a person enough to be getting physical, you damn well shouldn't be buying houses across the street so you can smother them.


She made a million dollar profit on that house.

/just sayin'...
 
2014-01-08 01:21:13 PM  

zappaisfrank: She's still young and stupid, which means she still gets all quivery over the pretty boys and the "dangerous" rebel type of guys.


Yeah, but most girls I knew, who started dating in high school and had otherwise "normal" upbringings grew out of that phase during college...some even before.

I imagine Taylor spent most of her teens forging her career and got a late jump into the dating game, so to me she comes across more as an insecure 18 year old than a 24 year old.
 
2014-01-08 01:21:22 PM  

busy chillin': zappaisfrank: She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.

It was horrible and I regret it
But I found a new guy so I don't sweat it
Your were stupid and I was dumb
I can't believe I made you....


...a sammich.
 
2014-01-08 01:24:25 PM  

LarryDan43: Watch out for the swifties. I think they are more dangerous than beliebers.


If swifties act anything like her, the bunny population better stay away from anything remotely like a boiling pot of water.
 
2014-01-08 01:24:43 PM  
I wouldn't reject her and that would be track number 2
 
2014-01-08 01:25:15 PM  

Car_Ramrod: When men write songs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.


She's still not going to fark you
 
2014-01-08 01:25:23 PM  
Bradley Cooper also turned her down.
 
2014-01-08 01:31:01 PM  

Car_Ramrod: When men write songs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.


You know that "Every Breath You Take" wasn't a how-to manual on prospective suitorship, right?
 
2014-01-08 01:32:04 PM  
Car_Ramrod: When men write   asongs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs every album about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.

FTFY
 
2014-01-08 01:33:28 PM  

styckx: Car_Ramrod: When men write songs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.

She's still not going to fark you


No way! I totally thought that commenting on the hypocrisy of gender roles in music in some random forum was definitely going to get this famous woman to notice me, hunt me down, and have sex with me. How dare you crush my hopes and dreams! I guess I'll go back to piling on Taylor Swift because it's the cool thing to do.

Ahem... Oh man, guiz, she writes songs about her relationships! What a frigid biatch! I heard she even has the audacity to not fark the guys she dates! Which matters to me for some unknown reason! I'm gonna be a little gossipy bastard and if anyone dares to state a contrary opinion, I'll accuse them of white knighting! Because the only reason I would ever decide to not badmouth a woman is if I want to get in her pants! I'm a normal person!

Jesus christ, could you be less original?
 
2014-01-08 01:34:06 PM  

Rent Party: busy chillin': zappaisfrank: She can wrap those long legs around my head anytime and write all the songs about it she wants afterwards.

It was horrible and I regret it
But I found a new guy so I don't sweat it
Your were stupid and I was dumb
I can't believe I made you....

...a sammich.


from what I learned in this thread your answer is probably more accurate
 
2014-01-08 01:34:46 PM  
I do not think she is a virgin but probably just a dead lay, the kind that just lays there or who thinks getting freak is pulling her panties to the side.

I dated the head cheerleader at my university and she was an ungodly hot blond who would say things like.

"Ok, so this Friday we are going to have some drinks with friends at the bar, and I was thinking that between 1:00 am and 1:15 we could get a little frisky, if I am not too drunk".

I mean the planets had to align, and the sex was just meh.
 
2014-01-08 01:35:15 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Car_Ramrod: When men write   asongs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs every album about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.

FTFY


Yup, male artists have a "one song about a woman" rule. Good call. I can't think of any artists that have sang multiple songs about women, stretched across multiple albums. You got me good!
 
2014-01-08 01:36:52 PM  
He knows a bunny boiler when he sees one.
 
2014-01-08 01:37:55 PM  

theflatline: who thinks getting freak is pulling her panties to the side.


Which in the right setting, could be mind-numbingly hot.
 
2014-01-08 01:40:14 PM  
I'm going to write a song about it, Swift said rejectedly.
 
2014-01-08 01:42:55 PM  

Car_Ramrod: When women Taylor Swift writes songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad.


It's pretty clear that we're commenting on a single musician who has confused petty vindictiveness as "art".
 
2014-01-08 01:43:38 PM  

theflatline: I dated the head cheerleader at my university


You should have dated the anal cheerleader.
 
2014-01-08 01:44:07 PM  
Can't really blame the girl.
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2014-01-08 01:45:44 PM  

Car_Ramrod: styckx: Car_Ramrod: When men write songs about women, it's awesome. When women write songs about men, it's clingy and desperate and sad. I'm glad we're all in agreement.

She's still not going to fark you

No way! I totally thought that commenting on the hypocrisy of gender roles in music in some random forum was definitely going to get this famous woman to notice me, hunt me down, and have sex with me. How dare you crush my hopes and dreams! I guess I'll go back to piling on Taylor Swift because it's the cool thing to do.

Ahem... Oh man, guiz, she writes songs about her relationships! What a frigid biatch! I heard she even has the audacity to not fark the guys she dates! Which matters to me for some unknown reason! I'm gonna be a little gossipy bastard and if anyone dares to state a contrary opinion, I'll accuse them of white knighting! Because the only reason I would ever decide to not badmouth a woman is if I want to get in her pants! I'm a normal person!

Jesus christ, could you be less original?


Taylor is that you?
 
2014-01-08 01:45:51 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: theflatline: I dated the head cheerleader at my university

You should have dated the anal cheerleader.


You bastard.....now i need to explain why I'm laughing so hard in my cube
 
2014-01-08 01:46:01 PM  

theflatline: Bradley Cooper also turned her down.


Yeah but that's because Taylor Swift is a girl.
 
2014-01-08 01:47:56 PM  
Songs about relationships are usually pretty droll no matter who does them. But in her case, at 24 how many other life experiences has she had?

Most 24 year old women haven't lived a particularly full life yet so they don't have much inspiration to draw on there. They go to school, probably work, date guys, talk stupid shiat with their equally dull friends...not particularly inspirational stuff.
 
2014-01-08 01:53:11 PM  
Wait so she's using failed romances to load up her musical library?  It's new to some people.
 
2014-01-08 01:54:47 PM  

proteon: Wait so she's using failed romances attempts at casual conversation to load up her musical library?  It's new to some people.


FTFM
 
2014-01-08 01:59:46 PM  

Pinner: theflatline: who thinks getting freak is pulling her panties to the side.

Which in the right setting, could be mind-numbingly hot.


Very true, however Taylor doesn't strike me as the "bent over the kitchen table for five fast and crazy minutes before going to work" type.
 
2014-01-08 02:01:16 PM  

Flappyhead: Pinner: theflatline: who thinks getting freak is pulling her panties to the side.

Which in the right setting, could be mind-numbingly hot.

Very true, however Taylor doesn't strike me as the "bent over the kitchen table for five fast and crazy minutes before going to work" type.


Y'all did it twice? Show off!
 
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