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(New York Daily News)   That report about Client Number 9 frolicking in a hot tub with his topless girl friend doesn't hold any water   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Eliot Spitzer, Lis Smith, Jamaican, Irving Azoff, Armond White, Harry Belafonte, Auburn Tigers, movie awards  
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2014-01-08 08:51:16 AM  
Hey, if the Post wants to destroy the private life of a woman because they don't like who she is dating, why should the truth stand in their way?
 
2014-01-08 08:56:17 AM  

JerseyTim: Hey, if the Post wants to destroy the private life of a woman because they don't like who she is dating, why should the truth stand in their way?


I don't know why you'd accuse them of such a thing!

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2014-01-08 09:22:32 AM  
Screw that noise, this is what caught my eye further down:

The Edison Ballroom presentation saw "12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen honored by class act Harry Belafonte - but heckled by controversial critic  Armond White.

White shouted from his seat at McQueen, "You're an embarrassing doorman and garbage man. F- you! Kiss my ass!"



WTF?
 
2014-01-08 10:13:23 AM  

thamike: Screw that noise, this is what caught my eye further down:

The Edison Ballroom presentation saw "12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen honored by class act Harry Belafonte - but heckled by controversial critic  Armond White.

White shouted from his seat at McQueen, "You're an embarrassing doorman and garbage man. F- you! Kiss my ass!"


WTF?


Go look him up and this sort of behavior really won't surprise you
 
2014-01-08 10:49:25 AM  
Who the hell cares?
 
2014-01-08 10:59:59 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

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2014-01-08 11:03:56 AM  
I'm convinced Joseph Bruno and his allies had a part in Spitzer's downfall as revenge, and I can't shake the feeling that one day we'll find out Bruno was "Client Number 10."

/ Was still stupid of Spitzer to use a prostitution ring.
 
2014-01-08 11:09:59 AM  
Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?
 
2014-01-08 11:11:42 AM  

Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?


But can you imagine the psychological scars for the 10-year-old boy who saw her boobs? Think of the children.
 
2014-01-08 11:49:24 AM  

Arkanaut: Who the hell cares?


Because Armond White still hasn't apologized for giving a favorable review of "Norbit".
 
2014-01-08 11:57:28 AM  

Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?


Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.
 
2014-01-08 11:58:27 AM  

47 is the new 42: I'm convinced Joseph Bruno and his allies had a part in Spitzer's downfall as revenge, and I can't shake the feeling that one day we'll find out Bruno was "Client Number 10."

/ Was still stupid of Spitzer to use a prostitution ring.


Actually, we already know to a large degree who was involved in "outing" Spitzer.  Roger Stone (R-eal Piece of Work) the well known political consultant who readily admitted he was a client and that was how he came about his info.  And, at the time a political consultant and ally to Joseph Bruno.  So your hypothesis seems to be right on target.  If Bruno wasn't also a client, we know for a fact his top adviser was.

If you don't know much about Stone, he's the one Republican Political hack who makes Karl Rove and the late Lee Atwater look like a couple of Boy Scouts.   This guy is as sleazy as sleazy gets.  He goes all the way back to the "dirty tricks" department in the Nixon Whitehouse, who was caught (after accusing Clinton of trying to get a date with his wife at Nixon's funeral) running ads on several swinger's websites looking for a 3rd partner (male or female)  for him and his wife.  He tried claiming that a former PO'd assistant had stolen his credit card and posted the ad to damage his reputation.  Some 10 yrs later he finally fessed up.

He was also the person who was most likely behind the Willie Horton ads, which contrary to popular belief did not originate from the Bush campaign, but from the National Security PAC.
 
2014-01-08 12:03:37 PM  

Fear the Clam: sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-01-08 12:37:47 PM  

Metalupis: thamike: Screw that noise, this is what caught my eye further down:

The Edison Ballroom presentation saw "12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen honored by class act Harry Belafonte - but heckled by controversial critic  Armond White.

White shouted from his seat at McQueen, "You're an embarrassing doorman and garbage man. F- you! Kiss my ass!"


WTF?

Go look him up and this sort of behavior really won't surprise you


It's precisely because I'm familiar with him that I'm taken aback.  He's an absurd person who uses movie critiques to attack the character of others and defend his, but i haven't known him for his capacity for outrageous heckling.  The bottle must be getting over on him.  It's the fate of many contrarians, I'm afraid.
 
2014-01-08 12:44:59 PM  

thamike: Metalupis: thamike: Screw that noise, this is what caught my eye further down:

The Edison Ballroom presentation saw "12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen honored by class act Harry Belafonte - but heckled by controversial critic  Armond White.

White shouted from his seat at McQueen, "You're an embarrassing doorman and garbage man. F- you! Kiss my ass!"


WTF?

Go look him up and this sort of behavior really won't surprise you

It's precisely because I'm familiar with him that I'm taken aback.  He's an absurd person who uses movie critiques to attack the character of others and defend his, but i haven't known him for his capacity for outrageous heckling.  The bottle must be getting over on him.  It's the fate of many contrarians, I'm afraid.


Never heard of him.

<check Wikipedia>

Oh, got it.  He's an attention whore.
 
2014-01-08 12:59:22 PM  

thamike: Screw that noise, this is what caught my eye further down:

The Edison Ballroom presentation saw "12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen honored by class act Harry Belafonte - but heckled by controversial critic  Armond White.

White shouted from his seat at McQueen, "You're an embarrassing doorman and garbage man. F- you! Kiss my ass!"


WTF?


There was a thread about this yesterday:  http://www.fark.com/comments/8089416/OK-dude-you-are-taking-your-job- a s-a-film-critic-just-a-little-too-far
 
2014-01-08 01:09:06 PM  

Fear the Clam: Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?

Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.



So you are gay? Nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-01-08 01:17:29 PM  

crab66: Fear the Clam: Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?

Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.


So you are gay? Nothing wrong with that.


not all hot tubs are public.  further, most if not all hot tubs have enough filters and chlorination that nothing exists beyond a certain amount of time.
 
2014-01-08 01:25:00 PM  

crab66: Fear the Clam: Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?

Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.

So you are gay? Nothing wrong with that.


One don't have to be gay or straight to think that hot tubs are revolting petri dishes of filth. Nor, for that matter, did I specify the sex of the generators of the aforementioned piss and genital secretions. I don't care where they came from, they still gross me out.

/But don't let me stop you from soaking in that warm slurry.
//Enjoy your IV of Valtrex.
///Scabies. I mean slashies.
 
2014-01-08 02:05:32 PM  

Fear the Clam: crab66: Fear the Clam: Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?

Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.

So you are gay? Nothing wrong with that.

One don't have to be gay or straight to think that hot tubs are revolting petri dishes of filth. Nor, for that matter, did I specify the sex of the generators of the aforementioned piss and genital secretions. I don't care where they came from, they still gross me out.

/But don't let me stop you from soaking in that warm slurry.
//Enjoy your IV of Valtrex.
///Scabies. I mean slashies.


sheesh just point on the doll where the hot tub touched you
 
2014-01-08 06:59:58 PM  

chasd00: Fear the Clam: crab66: Fear the Clam: Stile4aly: Honestly, who hasn't fooled around with their girlfriend in a hot tub?

Me. There's nothing sexy about sitting in a warm slurry of strangers' piss and genital excretions.

So you are gay? Nothing wrong with that.

One don't have to be gay or straight to think that hot tubs are revolting petri dishes of filth. Nor, for that matter, did I specify the sex of the generators of the aforementioned piss and genital secretions. I don't care where they came from, they still gross me out.

/But don't let me stop you from soaking in that warm slurry.
//Enjoy your IV of Valtrex.
///Scabies. I mean slashies.

sheesh just point on the doll where the hot tub touched you


As someone who has seen a hot tub after several couples have bumped uglies in it...let me assure you, it's pretty farking nasty.
 
2014-01-08 07:32:28 PM  
subby couldn't be bothered to write his follow-up in the form of the lyrics to an obscure early-70's one-hit wonder?
 
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