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(Mirror.co.uk)   Whale with two heads washes up on beach. Local officials promptly try to blow it up with twice as much dynamite   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-01-08 08:10:58 AM
At least we know they were conceived off the coast of Japan.
 
2014-01-08 08:50:11 AM
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2014-01-08 09:01:44 AM
"So dynamite it was to be."
 
2014-01-08 09:12:19 AM
I never new this background story on the Dynamite Whale:

Coincidentally, a military veteran from Springfield with explosives training, Walter Umenhofer, was at the scene scoping a potential manufacturing site for his employer.[1] Umenhofer later told The Springfield News reporter Ben Raymond Lode that he had warned Thornton that the amount of dynamite he was using was very wrong-when he first heard that 20 cases were being used he was in disbelief. He had known that 20 cases of dynamite was far too much dynamite to be used. Instead of 20 cases they needed 20 sticks of dynamite. Umenhofer said Thornton was not interested in the advice. In an odd coincidence, Umenhofer's brand-new Oldsmobile was flattened by a chunk of falling blubber after the blast. He told Lode he had just bought the Ninety-Eight Regency at Dunham Oldsmobile in Eugene, during the "Get a Whale of a Deal" promotion.[1]
/from wiki
 
2014-01-08 09:16:38 AM
Dr. Mephesto wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-08 09:33:13 AM
I shall call them "Fuku" and Shima"
 
2014-01-08 09:41:56 AM
Admiral, there be whales...uh whale?  You know what, just get the fark down here.
 
2014-01-08 09:45:41 AM
Two headed whale was my old porn name.
 
2014-01-08 09:55:37 AM
These are good threads to see who was around for the formative years of the Internet.
 
2014-01-08 09:55:42 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Dr. Mephesto wanted for questioning.


It has two heads not two asses. We need to talk to the surgeon that did this
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2014-01-08 10:00:25 AM
This is inevitable if your dad is a crab.

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2014-01-08 10:00:50 AM

OregonVet: I never new this background story on the Dynamite Whale:

Coincidentally, a military veteran from Springfield with explosives training, Walter Umenhofer, was at the scene scoping a potential manufacturing site for his employer.[1] Umenhofer later told The Springfield News reporter Ben Raymond Lode that he had warned Thornton that the amount of dynamite he was using was very wrong-when he first heard that 20 cases were being used he was in disbelief. He had known that 20 cases of dynamite was far too much dynamite to be used. Instead of 20 cases they needed 20 sticks of dynamite. Umenhofer said Thornton was not interested in the advice. In an odd coincidence, Umenhofer's brand-new Oldsmobile was flattened by a chunk of falling blubber after the blast. He told Lode he had just bought the Ninety-Eight Regency at Dunham Oldsmobile in Eugene, during the "Get a Whale of a Deal" promotion.[1]
/from wiki


When in doubt use more
 
2014-01-08 10:01:36 AM
The poor mother.
 
2014-01-08 10:09:51 AM

OregonVet: [media.kval.com image 405x304]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-08 10:12:11 AM

vudukungfu: At least we know they were conceived off the coast of Japan.


No kidding. China, the polluted country that is will not take any shellfish from our West Coast but don't worry about the Fukishima fallout. That sh*t is safe.
 
2014-01-08 10:13:25 AM
I read in the newspaper recently that Tonya Harding was being born at a nearby hospital at the same time as the dynamite whale incident was occurring. I have no idea how that's relevant.... but it's definitely a weird coincidence.
 
2014-01-08 10:18:26 AM
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2014-01-08 10:20:03 AM
www.magikglasses.com www.magikglasses.com
 
2014-01-08 10:22:21 AM
It belongs in a museum!!!
 
2014-01-08 10:24:01 AM

OregonVet: I never new this background story on the Dynamite Whale:

Coincidentally, a military veteran from Springfield with explosives training, Walter Umenhofer, was at the scene scoping a potential manufacturing site for his employer.[1] Umenhofer later told The Springfield News reporter Ben Raymond Lode that he had warned Thornton that the amount of dynamite he was using was very wrong-when he first heard that 20 cases were being used he was in disbelief. He had known that 20 cases of dynamite was far too much dynamite to be used. Instead of 20 cases they needed 20 sticks of dynamite. Umenhofer said Thornton was not interested in the advice. In an odd coincidence, Umenhofer's brand-new Oldsmobile was flattened by a chunk of falling blubber after the blast. He told Lode he had just bought the Ninety-Eight Regency at Dunham Oldsmobile in Eugene, during the "Get a Whale of a Deal" promotion.[1]
/from wiki


"...for the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds." Truly an all-time classic.
 
2014-01-08 10:36:31 AM
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approves
 
2014-01-08 10:40:38 AM
Think i saw some pron like that.
 
2014-01-08 10:53:27 AM

rnatalie: [www.magikglasses.com image 647x513] [www.magikglasses.com image 647x513]


Can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating
 
2014-01-08 10:54:44 AM
I, for one, appreciate the ALL CAPS of the TWO HEADS in the headline, as if we might overlook that fact in the story.
 
2014-01-08 10:56:07 AM
The mother must have given birth in the lagoon, or else it wouldn't have been discovered; no way ocean creatures leave a huge food mass like that untouched for any amount of time. Makes sense too, a mammal giving birth would probably want some protection over open water.
 
2014-01-08 11:02:55 AM
 
2014-01-08 11:05:06 AM
Global warming caused this, right?
 
2014-01-08 11:09:29 AM

acad1228: Global warming caused this, right?



Obviously.


I'm sure you have a better explanation for the rise of beached 2 headed whales that have surfaced in recent years?
 
2014-01-08 11:14:24 AM

Sammichless: acad1228: Global warming caused this, right?


Obviously.


I'm sure you have a better explanation for the rise of beached 2 headed whales that have surfaced in recent years?


Well, then explain this; Tulsa's last surviving Polar Bear died May 15, 2009 and the population has remained stagnant ever since.
 
2014-01-08 11:15:44 AM

acad1228: Sammichless: acad1228: Global warming caused this, right?


Obviously.


I'm sure you have a better explanation for the rise of beached 2 headed whales that have surfaced in recent years?

Well, then explain this; Tulsa's last surviving Polar Bear died May 15, 2009 and the population has remained stagnant ever since.



Touché.
 
2014-01-08 11:16:58 AM
There is possibly no funnier thing in the universe than that grainy video at the exact moment the cheers turn into panicked murmurs then screams as the whale bits start plopping on the ground.
 
2014-01-08 11:19:23 AM
Lame-o.  That's like conjoined twin crap.  They've got two of a lot of things.  When you say something has two heads people expect two heads and not two of nearly every thing else.
 
2014-01-08 11:40:35 AM
That's nothing. The beast with two backs washed up in my living room last night.
 
2014-01-08 12:05:58 PM
img.fark.net

"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. "
 
2014-01-08 12:22:16 PM
Dynamite Whale Thread!

Everybody's gonna get laid!

www.skewsme.com
 
2014-01-08 12:59:20 PM

trappedspirit: Lame-o.  That's like conjoined twin crap.  They've got two of a lot of things.  When you say something has two heads people expect two heads and not two of nearly every thing else.


Came to say. This is not a "two-headed whale."
 
2014-01-08 02:52:57 PM
Poor thing. Things. Things? Thing?

Poor whale. Whales? Er--

Poor momma.
 
2014-01-08 10:04:52 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Admiral, there be whales...uh whale?  You know what, just get the fark down here.


That's not the hell your two-headed whale.
 
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