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(Daily Mail)   Siberian lawyer wins Miss Longest Legs competition and they are just magnificent (SFW)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 129
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2014-01-08 10:42:42 AM
She has beautiful knees
 
2014-01-08 10:53:08 AM
I just had them lengthened.
 
2014-01-08 11:37:49 AM
This gives me a great idea for a song. Maybe I could talk ZZ Top into considering it
 
2014-01-08 11:51:41 AM
Oh, my.
 
2014-01-08 11:57:44 AM
Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?
 
2014-01-08 12:04:10 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?


Doesn't Brazil hold a Biggest or Best Ass competition? Could've sworn I saw a bunch of om-nom-nominees last year.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:13 PM
Damn. They go all the way down to the floor.
 
2014-01-08 12:19:52 PM
I would keep her on retainer.
 
2014-01-08 12:20:17 PM
ttiuwp
 
2014-01-08 12:20:33 PM

scottydoesntknow: SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?

Doesn't Brazil hold a Biggest or Best Ass competition? Could've sworn I saw a bunch of om-nom-nominees last year.


I believe you are referencing the Miss Bum Bum competition.

It's a glorious thing.

I'd post pics, but I'm pretty sure not a damn one I could find is SFW.
 
2014-01-08 12:23:17 PM
Psh, no bikini bridge?  She's a 6 at best.

\\ studman69
 
2014-01-08 12:23:49 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?



Don't ask. We had a recent thread on that, and it was horrifying.
 
2014-01-08 12:23:51 PM
Wonder if she does any pro bono work.
 
2014-01-08 12:24:36 PM
They're real, and they're spectacular.
 
2014-01-08 12:25:03 PM
18 yo lawyer?
 
2014-01-08 12:26:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?

Doesn't Brazil hold a Biggest or Best Ass competition? Could've sworn I saw a bunch of om-nom-nominees last year.


Miss Butt Brazil, Miss Boom Boom, what croesius said. Good lawd, dats a lot of ass.
 
2014-01-08 12:26:33 PM
Say there, miss. You got yourself a great set of pins.  Nice getaway sticks, see?.  Skeedaddle now why dont ya? Knock me a kiss at the sock hop later and I'll give ya the moon, see?
 
2014-01-08 12:26:51 PM

TheManMythLegend: 18 yo lawyer?


yeah, I wondered about that too.
 
2014-01-08 12:26:56 PM

TheManMythLegend: 18 yo lawyer?


She can object my position any time..
 
2014-01-08 12:27:30 PM
That's a lot of shaving. Even for a Russian woman.
 
2014-01-08 12:28:22 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: TheManMythLegend: 18 yo lawyer?

yeah, I wondered about that too.


Student in law school.

/rtfa
 
2014-01-08 12:28:25 PM
I'm not saying she's not hot... she clearly is.

I'm not saying she doesn't have nice legs... she clearly does.

I'm not saying that if I were single that I wouldn't let her wrap those legs around me... because I would.


However, I've seen nicer legs and I would have thought a woman winning a leg competition would have more feminine curvy legs...

... as nice as they are... they're not competition winning worthy IMHO.
 
2014-01-08 12:28:58 PM
I see evidence of photoshopping in the first pic, behind her knees, there's some jagged edging. FAIL.
 
2014-01-08 12:29:19 PM
Another lawyer?  At least with this one, seeing her briefs is a positive thing.
 
2014-01-08 12:30:23 PM
www.mazuri.com
 
2014-01-08 12:30:25 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?


I believe, ok hope, that's miss bikini.
 
2014-01-08 12:32:43 PM
Wow.  :o
 
2014-01-08 12:33:45 PM
They must help her walk in deep snow.
 
2014-01-08 12:33:45 PM
Now they go all the way up to her ass
 
2014-01-08 12:35:46 PM

Odd Bird: I would keep her on retainer.


She can help me with my briefs.
 
2014-01-08 12:36:14 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-08 12:36:21 PM

CleanAndPure: I'm not saying she's not hot... she clearly is.

I'm not saying she doesn't have nice legs... she clearly does.

I'm not saying that if I were single that I wouldn't let her wrap those legs around me... because I would.


However, I've seen nicer legs and I would have thought a woman winning a leg competition would have more feminine curvy legs...

... as nice as they are... they're not competition winning worthy IMHO.


But its a Longest Legs competition, not Nicest Legs
 
2014-01-08 12:37:00 PM

halfpastnvr: scottydoesntknow: SecretAgentWoman: Where is Miss Biggest Ass or Miss Tits?

Doesn't Brazil hold a Biggest or Best Ass competition? Could've sworn I saw a bunch of om-nom-nominees last year.

Miss Butt Brazil, Miss Boom Boom, what croesius said. Good lawd, dats a lot of ass.


resources0.news.com.au
2013 winner
 
2014-01-08 12:37:56 PM
How about we fight for the title?

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And twins.  Find a flaw Studman and we'll suplex your fat ass.
 
2014-01-08 12:38:52 PM

cgraves67: Damn. They go all the way down to the floor.


and all the way up to her ass
 
2014-01-08 12:38:52 PM
They appear long as she has no hips to speak of.
 
2014-01-08 12:39:13 PM

CleanAndPure: However, I've seen nicer legs and I would have thought a woman winning a leg competition would have more feminine curvy legs...
... as nice as they are... they're not competition winning worthy IMHO.


In another context, everyone would be screaming about "sharp knees!!"
 
2014-01-08 12:40:27 PM
I had to click through quite a number of sites to find out how tall she is, information sorely lacking from the link: 179 cm.

Five foot ten, for the 'Mercans.  The legs, at 109cm are shy of 43 inches.
 
2014-01-08 12:40:31 PM
Do you ever stare at them and just want to rub 'yourself' up and down them... 'cause I don't. Not at all. Stop staring at me.
 
2014-01-08 12:40:47 PM

TheChaosPath: CleanAndPure: I'm not saying she's not hot... she clearly is.

I'm not saying she doesn't have nice legs... she clearly does.

I'm not saying that if I were single that I wouldn't let her wrap those legs around me... because I would.


However, I've seen nicer legs and I would have thought a woman winning a leg competition would have more feminine curvy legs...

... as nice as they are... they're not competition winning worthy IMHO.

But its a Longest Legs competition, not Nicest Legs


I'm pretty sure they didn't use a tape measure and just give the award to the woman who literally had the longest legs.
 
2014-01-08 12:40:51 PM

InterruptingQuirk: They appear long as she has no hips to speak of.


Are you calling her unhip? I must white knight this fair maiden!

/I'm sure she'll sleep with me now.
 
2014-01-08 12:40:59 PM
Id hit it like the Tsar Bomba Commrades.
 
2014-01-08 12:42:23 PM

JohnnyBravo: How about we fight for the title?



And twins.  Find a flaw Studman and we'll suplex your fat ass.


I found a flaw...

they aren't triplets?
 
2014-01-08 12:43:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-08 12:46:12 PM
that's just... right.

wait, she's 18 and a lawyer?
 
2014-01-08 12:46:46 PM

DORMAMU: JohnnyBravo: How about we fight for the title?

And twins.  Find a flaw Studman and we'll suplex your fat ass.

I found a flaw...

they aren't triplets?


My 9 year old son loves the Big Show...so he was watching WWE and I was surfing the net when the Bella twins came out...I'm thinking...where they hell have I been not watching wrestling the past 20 years?
 
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2014-01-08 12:48:49 PM

scottydoesntknow: [25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]


came for this
 
2014-01-08 12:50:05 PM
Looks shooped.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-08 12:50:23 PM

JohnnyBravo: How about we fight for the title?

[img.fark.net image 850x531]

And twins.  Find a flaw Studman and we'll suplex your fat ass.


They're not naked. Or making out. Or both.
 
2014-01-08 12:51:43 PM
Trainee lawyer? Law student? Lawyer? There probably isn't much to Siberian law if 18 year olds can be that close to lawyers.
 
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