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(NYPost)   The saddest thing in life is wasted fireworks   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Lillo Brancato, Bronx  
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2593 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Jan 2014 at 10:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-08 09:01:05 AM  
How about being beaten and shot to death inside a refreshment stand? That's pretty sad.
2014-01-08 10:24:58 AM  
How about rounding up the punks and treating them to all the new laws that we throw at "terrorists"
they are the same as the marathon bombers in my book .
2014-01-08 10:35:15 AM  
How about post-pregnancy tittie loss?
2014-01-08 10:35:41 AM
2014-01-08 10:36:18 AM  
And one of the more obnoxious things in life is wannabe mafia kids.
You don' wanna mess wit me.  My 3rd uncle's cousin's wife's sister in law's name is Squingili.  You know de name.
2014-01-08 10:40:26 AM  
This homeless dude looks pretty sad
2014-01-08 11:02:55 AM  
People who set off fireworks in urban neighborhoods deserve to have said fireworks crammed up their asses.
2014-01-08 11:04:44 AM  
Well played, subby.
2014-01-08 11:11:15 AM  
How about a NYPD officer being killed responding to a burglary?
2014-01-08 11:27:53 AM  
Bootleg fireworks?
2014-01-08 11:36:35 AM  
about as smart as firing guns into the air.
2014-01-08 11:41:10 AM  
dumb wops
2014-01-08 11:42:25 AM
2014-01-08 11:47:04 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: People who set off fireworks in urban neighborhoods deserve to have said fireworks crammed up their asses.

Hey now, modern fireworks have come a long way. You can get some really spectacular ground effect fireworks that don't involve shelling the neighbors, but most people don't understand basic gravity. I blame the Christians, as just like evolution, gravity is just a theory.
2014-01-08 11:48:28 AM  
Being the guy who placed the bet at the beginning of the season on Auburn to win the national championship, which would have paid $50K (iirc),then watching FSU march down and win the game with 13 seconds left is probably more sad.
2014-01-08 12:18:20 PM  
"The saddest thing in life is wasted fireworks" says the man who has never thrown out a box of expired condoms.
2014-01-08 12:35:06 PM
Does not approve
2014-01-08 01:25:53 PM  
The Shaking of the Pelham 123
2014-01-08 01:46:32 PM  
Like two suicide notes stuffed in a spent paper tank.
2014-01-08 02:04:31 PM  
Just gonna take this time to show bootleg fireworks if anyone hasn't seen it (NSFW Language).
2014-01-08 03:15:23 PM  
I was ruminating last night on the sadness of broken candy canes.
2014-01-08 03:38:21 PM  
Wait. Did he murder a detective? And he only did 8 years?
2014-01-08 03:43:07 PM  

abhorrent1: Wait. Did he murder a detective? And he only did 8 years?

I beleive he was there but an accomplice did the killing. I remember reading about and how he got caught up in all of it. I forget the details though
2014-01-09 01:16:04 AM
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