Boba Chet: It's not that surprising. It was the 1980s, and her name is Randi with an i./cocaine!
ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.
MurphyMurphy: but she refused to remove that horrid libido-killing jacket she liked with those ridiculous shoulder pads
ampoliros: $100 per week? Maybe in 1910 that might cut it to be humped by that manatee.
Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: After reading that headline, I feel like I need to take a shower.Silkwood strength.
semiotix: Um, obviously there's a mistake here.[nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com image 850x1077]Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!
Grungehamster: 5K a year for a part time job that requires you to drop everything to meet up with your employer at their convenience and for as often and as long as they wish? Even ignoring the actual details of the job that is an insanely bad offer.
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: How, exactly, would you describe this additional job duty on your resume?
INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!
umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.
Clemkadidlefark: If you believe this .. you're dumber than Rachel Madcow
Nidiot: umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.But she apparently turned down his offer anyway, so it doesn't make him any smarter at all, perhaps just more optimistic.
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