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(Huffington Post)   According to new book on Roger Ailes, he offered a $100/week raise to an employee to have sex with him any time he wanted. I guess that explains Glenn Beck   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-08 11:08:06 AM

Boba Chet: It's not that surprising.  It was the 1980s, and her name is Randi with an i.

/cocaine!


It would have been $150/wk

but she refused to remove that horrid libido-killing jacket she liked with those ridiculous shoulder pads
 
2014-01-08 11:12:56 AM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


If he added a down payment for a house we could call it marriage.
 
2014-01-08 11:27:21 AM
Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!
 
2014-01-08 11:28:02 AM
Here's my question, is saying a racial term 15 years ago that big of news?  Hell, I'm pretty sure I said a homophobic slur back in 1988.  The other stuff in the article...ewwww.
 
2014-01-08 11:32:37 AM
Ug! What a fug.
 
2014-01-08 11:34:01 AM

MurphyMurphy: but she refused to remove that horrid libido-killing jacket she liked with those ridiculous shoulder pads


Not that there's anything wrong with being so fashion aware as to describe a jacket like that
 
2014-01-08 11:37:36 AM
dnrtfa... is this the story about Bill O and the falafel-thingy?
 
2014-01-08 11:41:37 AM
TFA: "...the book was never fact-checked with Fox News."

Holy shiat....Fox just figured out how to divide by Zero!
 
2014-01-08 11:42:20 AM

ampoliros: $100 per week?  Maybe in 1910 that might cut it to be humped by that manatee.


I almost cost myself a keyboard, because I know an alum of my program who was working on an archaeological survey down in Florida and got accosted by a manatee. Everyone laughs about it now, but the damn thing almost broke his hip.
 
2014-01-08 11:42:50 AM
If you believe this .. you're dumber than Rachel Madcow
 
2014-01-08 11:44:25 AM
He's a blowjob creator, leave him be.
 
2014-01-08 12:00:22 PM

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: After reading that headline, I feel like I need to take a shower.

Silkwood strength.


You're going to need this:
www.esteels.com
 
2014-01-08 12:11:47 PM

semiotix: Um, obviously there's a mistake here.

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Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.

And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!


I quite agree.  His jowls are dreamy and his drool crease excites me all the more.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:16 PM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


On the contrary, I'm guessing it'd work out to about $3,000/hr.
 
2014-01-08 12:21:05 PM

Grungehamster: 5K a year for a part time job that requires you to drop everything to meet up with your employer at their convenience and for as often and as long as they wish? Even ignoring the actual details of the job that is an insanely bad offer.


If it was for during work hours... in 1980's dollars... not a bad deal... already at work... might as well have sex with someone you may or may not be attracted to and get more money.

Article says "sex whenever he wanted" but fails to say if that were limited to at work or extended to after work.

He'd probably get bored of her after a few weeks anyway and then she'd profit an extra 5k in 1980 dollars each year for free.
 
2014-01-08 12:22:32 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: How, exactly, would you describe this additional job duty on your resume?


Secretary.
 
2014-01-08 12:55:19 PM
This guy.

This guy is on a short list, along with Murdoch himself, Rove, Luntz, and a handful of others like Newt, who are directly responsible for the awful state of politics and culture this country is in today.  He deserves flaming death.
 
2014-01-08 12:58:39 PM

INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!


This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.
 
2014-01-08 01:03:18 PM

semiotix: Um, obviously there's a mistake here.

[nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com image 850x1077]
Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.

And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!



Quite right, 'ol chap!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go throw up ALL MY FOODS.
 
2014-01-08 01:34:04 PM
Anne Coulter would have to pay ME a million dollars just to lick my taint.
 
2014-01-08 02:33:09 PM
I can see why he only offered her $100/wk - her face looks really odd.
 
2014-01-08 06:23:32 PM

umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!

This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.


But she apparently turned down his offer anyway, so it doesn't make him any smarter at all, perhaps just more optimistic.

/thinks he offered way too little money
//quality hookers are not cheap
 
2014-01-08 07:30:53 PM

Clemkadidlefark: If you believe this .. you're dumber than Rachel Madcow


2/10.  It's got potential though, so keep trying.
 
2014-01-08 07:37:40 PM

Nidiot: umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!

This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.

But she apparently turned down his offer anyway, so it doesn't make him any smarter at all, perhaps just more optimistic.


It was smart negotiating. If they accept your first offer, then you paid too much.
 
2014-01-08 07:42:45 PM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


To be fair, it's not like it's skilled labor.
 
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