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(Huffington Post)   According to new book on Roger Ailes, he offered a $100/week raise to an employee to have sex with him any time he wanted. I guess that explains Glenn Beck   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-08 08:19:48 AM
"It's one thing to think I'm a whore. It's quite another to think I'm a cheap whore."
 
2014-01-08 08:27:45 AM
Above the law and too big to fail.
 
2014-01-08 08:28:17 AM
If only he could have raped and killed a young Glenn Beck in 1990.
 
2014-01-08 08:58:00 AM
Luncho, koos lee-at nigh!
 
2014-01-08 09:00:35 AM
if you can't screw the public whenever you want...
 
2014-01-08 09:20:37 AM
So, did she take the raise?
 
2014-01-08 09:28:27 AM

minoridiot: So, did she take the raise?


We can't verify.  She's already been digested.
 
2014-01-08 09:29:40 AM
After reading that headline, I feel like I need to take a shower.
 
2014-01-08 09:31:00 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: After reading that headline, I feel like I need to take a shower.


Silkwood strength.
 
2014-01-08 09:38:11 AM
I always suspected the jobs that job creators cared about were of the blow, hand, and rim variety.
 
2014-01-08 10:11:08 AM
Are we talking $100 per week or $100 per week per week?  Because the latter could quickly become worth it.
 
2014-01-08 10:22:42 AM
100 bucks a week for all that?

images.politico.com
 
2014-01-08 10:38:06 AM
Roger, Roger, Roger why pay when there are dozens of Phyllis Schlaflys who would see it at their moral and patriotic duty
 
2014-01-08 10:38:22 AM
Eh.  I have no love for Fox News, but I also know that Fox News evokes a lot of rage in people.  Would not surprise me at all if both the author was full of shiat, AND the guy who ran Fox News acted like a disgusting male from time to time.
 
2014-01-08 10:39:03 AM
Not only is he a lecherous slimy farkweasel, he's a cheapskate lecherous slimy farkweasel.

That said, I'd accept an "I'm not cheap, I'm old" defense.

"In my day, $100 would get you a girl for a month, a beach house in the Hamptons, a tanker truck of Dom Perignon and a midget* to lick your balls clean afterwards."

/* - I know it's little person, but Ailes doesn't
 
2014-01-08 10:39:09 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: If only he could have raped and killed a young Glenn Beck in 1990.


Good God dude.
 
2014-01-08 10:39:29 AM
"These charges are false. While we have not read the book, the only reality here is that Gabe was not provided any direct access to Roger Ailes and the book was never fact-checked with Fox News."

And that's different than any other story coming out of fox news how, exactly?
 
2014-01-08 10:39:33 AM
"These charges are false. While we have not read the book, the only reality here is that Gabe was not provided any direct access to Roger Ailes and the book was never fact-checked with Fox News."

The irony of that statement might be the only thing in the universe denser than the skull of your average Fox News viewer...
 
2014-01-08 10:39:33 AM
$100 per week?  Maybe in 1910 that might cut it to be humped by that manatee.
 
2014-01-08 10:40:03 AM
libertyboy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-08 10:40:15 AM
It is truly sad whenever someone with an axe to grind uses their journalistic pulpit to distort the truth and push their agenda using dubious sources and outright lies.
 
2014-01-08 10:40:28 AM
Why don't female bosses ever offer this?
 
2014-01-08 10:40:29 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: 100 bucks a week for all that?

[images.politico.com image 522x392]


Every crease is a piece.
 
2014-01-08 10:40:32 AM

Diogenes: minoridiot: So, did she take the raise?

We can't verify.  She's already been digested.


www.juanitajean.com
 
2014-01-08 10:40:41 AM
5K a year for a part time job that requires you to drop everything to meet up with your employer at their convenience and for as often and as long as they wish? Even ignoring the actual details of the job that is an insanely bad offer.
 
2014-01-08 10:43:25 AM

Epic Fap Session: It is truly sad whenever someone with an axe to grind uses their journalistic pulpit to distort the truth and push their agenda using dubious sources and outright lies.


That's true, but watching the nutjobs who spend so much time defending Fox News' endless hit-pieces and outright lies by complaining about a hit piece full of outright lies will be absolutely hilarious.
 
2014-01-08 10:43:29 AM

Grungehamster: 5K a year for a part time job that requires you to drop everything to meet up with your employer at their convenience and for as often and as long as they wish? Even ignoring the actual details of the job that is an insanely bad offer.


Yeah seriously, this.  For $1000/week, maybe, but you're still talking about a lot of time and inconvenience.  And that's not even considering the fact that we're talking about sex with a gross old douche.
 
2014-01-08 10:44:09 AM
It's true because someone selling a book says it's true.
 
2014-01-08 10:45:30 AM

big pig peaches: It's true because someone selling a book says it's true.


I eagerly anticipate your participation in the former Sec. Gates thread.
 
2014-01-08 10:49:09 AM
This doesn't sound true, but I have no sympathy for Roger Ailes complaining about unsourced, salacious gossip-mongering that could destroy someone's reputation, published purely as a cynical cash grab.
 
2014-01-08 10:50:15 AM

skozlaw: Epic Fap Session: It is truly sad whenever someone with an axe to grind uses their journalistic pulpit to distort the truth and push their agenda using dubious sources and outright lies.

That's true, but watching the nutjobs who spend so much time defending Fox News' endless hit-pieces and outright lies by complaining about a hit piece full of outright lies will be absolutely hilarious.


I was talking about Roger Ailes.
 
2014-01-08 10:52:15 AM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: "These charges are false. While we have not read the book, the only reality here is that Gabe was not provided any direct access to Roger Ailes and the book was never fact-checked with Fox News."

And that's different than any other story coming out of fox news how, exactly?


8 heaping piles of THIS !
 
2014-01-08 10:52:15 AM
When I want the truth I immediately think of HuffPo!
 
2014-01-08 10:55:34 AM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-08 10:55:45 AM

enik: When I want the truth I immediately think of HuffPo!


If you're going to attack the source, you'd do well to be more accurate.
 
2014-01-08 10:57:05 AM

Diogenes: big pig peaches: It's true because someone selling a book says it's true.

I eagerly anticipate your participation in the former Sec. Gates thread.


Is it in the politics tab? Then no thank you.

I'm guessing it's about gate's book. If he is purporting things as facts with his proof being that he interviewed a bunch people, than the same comment would apply.

/both books sound boring to me.
//who reads this crap?
 
2014-01-08 10:57:56 AM
How, exactly, would you describe this additional job duty on your resume?
 
2014-01-08 10:58:07 AM
Um, obviously there's a mistake here.

nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com
Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.

And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!
 
2014-01-08 10:58:30 AM
Well, it certainly explains Geraldo.
 
2014-01-08 10:58:41 AM
I'm sure Ailes figured $100 was the going rate for 11 seconds of "bliss."
 
2014-01-08 10:59:01 AM
 Can see the Roger Ailes defending fake accounts and sock puppets being created now as we speak.
 
2014-01-08 10:59:01 AM
So the $100 was for "whenever" he wanted it, if Ailes was so smart he would have asked also for "wherever" he wanted it...
 
2014-01-08 10:59:48 AM

big pig peaches: Diogenes: big pig peaches: It's true because someone selling a book says it's true.

I eagerly anticipate your participation in the former Sec. Gates thread.

Is it in the politics tab? Then no thank you.

I'm guessing it's about gate's book. If he is purporting things as facts with his proof being that he interviewed a bunch people, than the same comment would apply.

/both books sound boring to me.
//who reads this crap?


I can understand your distaste.  But this thread ain't exactly politics-free either!  ;-)
 
2014-01-08 11:03:24 AM
Who are these people you speak of and why are they important to you?

"Free your mind, kill your TV."
 
2014-01-08 11:03:43 AM

Epic Fap Session: I was talking about Roger Ailes.


Sorry, I get confused when any form of the word "journalist" appears in the vicinity of his name... it's so... off-putting.
 
2014-01-08 11:04:25 AM
He's all "Hey baby, my cock is the cure for what Ailes you!"
 
2014-01-08 11:04:49 AM
--Probably false.
--If not, could be a bad joke?  It was the early '80s.
--If not a bad joke, fair offer?  That about $13,000 in today's money.
--Who cares?  The allegation isn't about wrecking her career, which it sounds like never happened.  Offer was posed, rejected, and everyone moved on.

I worked with people who were adults in the early '80s.  It wasn't unusual for inter-office farkfests, and occasionally some blow lined up on the coffee table, from what they told me.

/Work in an ad agency.
 
2014-01-08 11:04:56 AM
This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.
 
2014-01-08 11:04:56 AM
Who?
 
2014-01-08 11:05:19 AM
It's not that surprising.  It was the 1980s, and her name is Randi with an i.

/cocaine!
 
2014-01-08 11:08:06 AM

Boba Chet: It's not that surprising.  It was the 1980s, and her name is Randi with an i.

/cocaine!


It would have been $150/wk

but she refused to remove that horrid libido-killing jacket she liked with those ridiculous shoulder pads
 
2014-01-08 11:12:56 AM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


If he added a down payment for a house we could call it marriage.
 
2014-01-08 11:27:21 AM
Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!
 
2014-01-08 11:28:02 AM
Here's my question, is saying a racial term 15 years ago that big of news?  Hell, I'm pretty sure I said a homophobic slur back in 1988.  The other stuff in the article...ewwww.
 
2014-01-08 11:32:37 AM
Ug! What a fug.
 
2014-01-08 11:34:01 AM

MurphyMurphy: but she refused to remove that horrid libido-killing jacket she liked with those ridiculous shoulder pads


Not that there's anything wrong with being so fashion aware as to describe a jacket like that
 
2014-01-08 11:37:36 AM
dnrtfa... is this the story about Bill O and the falafel-thingy?
 
2014-01-08 11:41:37 AM
TFA: "...the book was never fact-checked with Fox News."

Holy shiat....Fox just figured out how to divide by Zero!
 
2014-01-08 11:42:20 AM

ampoliros: $100 per week?  Maybe in 1910 that might cut it to be humped by that manatee.


I almost cost myself a keyboard, because I know an alum of my program who was working on an archaeological survey down in Florida and got accosted by a manatee. Everyone laughs about it now, but the damn thing almost broke his hip.
 
2014-01-08 11:42:50 AM
If you believe this .. you're dumber than Rachel Madcow
 
2014-01-08 11:44:25 AM
He's a blowjob creator, leave him be.
 
2014-01-08 12:00:22 PM

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: After reading that headline, I feel like I need to take a shower.

Silkwood strength.


You're going to need this:
www.esteels.com
 
2014-01-08 12:11:47 PM

semiotix: Um, obviously there's a mistake here.

[nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com image 850x1077]
Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.

And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!


I quite agree.  His jowls are dreamy and his drool crease excites me all the more.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:16 PM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


On the contrary, I'm guessing it'd work out to about $3,000/hr.
 
2014-01-08 12:21:05 PM

Grungehamster: 5K a year for a part time job that requires you to drop everything to meet up with your employer at their convenience and for as often and as long as they wish? Even ignoring the actual details of the job that is an insanely bad offer.


If it was for during work hours... in 1980's dollars... not a bad deal... already at work... might as well have sex with someone you may or may not be attracted to and get more money.

Article says "sex whenever he wanted" but fails to say if that were limited to at work or extended to after work.

He'd probably get bored of her after a few weeks anyway and then she'd profit an extra 5k in 1980 dollars each year for free.
 
2014-01-08 12:22:32 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: How, exactly, would you describe this additional job duty on your resume?


Secretary.
 
2014-01-08 12:55:19 PM
This guy.

This guy is on a short list, along with Murdoch himself, Rove, Luntz, and a handful of others like Newt, who are directly responsible for the awful state of politics and culture this country is in today.  He deserves flaming death.
 
2014-01-08 12:58:39 PM

INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!


This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.
 
2014-01-08 01:03:18 PM

semiotix: Um, obviously there's a mistake here.

[nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com image 850x1077]
Clearly he offered her the chance to have sex with him in exchange for $100 of her money.

And may I say that's quite the generous bargain from a man of your fine physique and carriage, sir!



Quite right, 'ol chap!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go throw up ALL MY FOODS.
 
2014-01-08 01:34:04 PM
Anne Coulter would have to pay ME a million dollars just to lick my taint.
 
2014-01-08 02:33:09 PM
I can see why he only offered her $100/wk - her face looks really odd.
 
2014-01-08 06:23:32 PM

umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!

This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.


But she apparently turned down his offer anyway, so it doesn't make him any smarter at all, perhaps just more optimistic.

/thinks he offered way too little money
//quality hookers are not cheap
 
2014-01-08 07:30:53 PM

Clemkadidlefark: If you believe this .. you're dumber than Rachel Madcow


2/10.  It's got potential though, so keep trying.
 
2014-01-08 07:37:40 PM

Nidiot: umad: INeedAName: Heck, my wife costs more than that and I get it a lot less frequently. Apparently Ailes is a smarter man than I!

This. I am thoroughly enjoying the sight of so many married farkers making fun of this.

But she apparently turned down his offer anyway, so it doesn't make him any smarter at all, perhaps just more optimistic.


It was smart negotiating. If they accept your first offer, then you paid too much.
 
2014-01-08 07:42:45 PM

ongbok: This guy barely wants to pay minimum wage for sex.


To be fair, it's not like it's skilled labor.
 
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