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2014-01-08 06:08:48 AM
Tossed in Space?
 
2014-01-08 07:47:37 AM
media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com
 
2014-01-08 08:10:54 AM
Dear Gossip Moran:

If the flight is only 90 minutes, she's not going into an orbit.
 
2014-01-08 08:22:37 AM

Speaker2Animals: Dear Gossip Moran:

If the flight is only 90 minutes, she's not going into an orbit.


Says you, I would like to give her the finest 2 minutes of zero-G disappointment of her life
 
2014-01-08 08:49:52 AM
She's going to ride the rocket.
 
2014-01-08 08:55:26 AM
This thing does not even go up as high as the X-15 did back in the '60's, are you sure that it is "space"?
 
2014-01-08 08:58:17 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

"Ahem...."

/Look up "The Uranus Project"
//OK, they only did a zero-g money shot, but still
 
2014-01-08 09:06:19 AM
Dammit.
I was hoping Lacey Chabert had changed her mind about doing nude scenes.
 
2014-01-08 09:06:45 AM
Please be Lacey Cabert. Please be Lacey Cabert.  Please be Lacey Cabert.

Dammit
 
2014-01-08 09:17:48 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [upload.wikimedia.org image 425x549]

"Ahem...."

/Look up "The Uranus Project"
//OK, they only did a zero-g money shot, but still


And there may be question if that attempt for a money shot even made it on film: 

NSFW
http://io9.com/5686804/12-greatest-zero+gravity-sex-scenes-of-all-ti me -nsfw
NFSW

Warning io9 link,
 
2014-01-08 09:18:42 AM
Space Corps directive 34124: No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
 
2014-01-08 09:19:01 AM
It looks like a snowglobe in here
 
2014-01-08 09:20:08 AM
The strip scene will be amazing.

www.modernprimate.com
 
2014-01-08 09:22:02 AM

DjangoStonereaver: The Uranus Project Experiment


fixed for the curious
 
2014-01-08 09:33:38 AM
Wouldn't the finish be potentially messy? Or will we see facials from 10 feet back?
 
2014-01-08 09:49:42 AM
Coco Brown is Black !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

Now I feel bad fapping to the oppressed
 
2014-01-08 09:52:13 AM
1998: Lost In Space
2015: Lust In Space


Was that really that difficult?
 
2014-01-08 09:59:14 AM
The movie had Rollergirl from Boogie Nights in it, so we sort big had a porn star in that one.
 
2014-01-08 10:06:11 AM
Taint space until the vacuum is hard.
 
2014-01-08 10:08:45 AM
FTFA: Today, African-American porn star Coco Brown is planning to orbit Earth.

Really? She's going to orbit the earth? I didn't think we had any commercial "space" outfits that were capable of actually putting people into orbit. I thought they were all basically rocket powered consumer versions of the SR-71 that take people up for a couple of minutes of high atmosphere "vomit comet" simulation while telling then they're now in outer space.

Also I was expecting to hear that one of the stars from the Lost In Space movies had hit hard times and was now doing porn. Probably Matt LaBlanc.
 
2014-01-08 10:12:47 AM

Gunderson: Coco Brown is Black !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

Now I feel bad fapping to the oppressed


Bloody peasant!
 
2014-01-08 10:19:57 AM
Well shiat, that's more interesting than anything I've done. Good for her.
 
2014-01-08 10:22:46 AM

Mugato: Please be Lacey Cabert. Please be Lacey Cabert.  Please be Lacey Cabert.

Dammit


YUUUUUUUUUPPPP
 
2014-01-08 10:33:18 AM
At some point, when costs come down, they will experiment with double penetration in zero g which will be extremely complicated.
 
2014-01-08 10:59:31 AM
That's a man, baby
 
2014-01-08 11:15:26 AM
She is scary looking. I don't think I'd want to be trapped in space with her.
 
2014-01-08 11:33:47 AM
Well,

The can keep her in Germany.  Those krauts will bang anything and crap on it too.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-08 12:04:41 PM
I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.
 
2014-01-08 12:23:34 PM
Who is going to win with filming the first money shot in space???


and who is going to chase down the splooge flying around in the cabin??
 
2014-01-08 12:25:30 PM

SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.



its 'Fock', not 'Dock'.
 
2014-01-08 12:31:51 PM
Hopefully they throw her out the air lock when they're done.
 
2014-01-08 12:48:32 PM

Gergesa: At some point, when costs come down, they will experiment with double penetration in zero g which will be extremely complicated.



media1.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-01-08 01:00:27 PM

Linux_Yes: SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.


its 'Fock', not 'Dock'.


Yeah, Docking. That's something else entirely. You should do a GIS for it
 
2014-01-08 01:01:05 PM
Seriously though that was a joke, for the love of God don't do a GIS for Docking
 
2014-01-08 01:01:53 PM
I think we will have to wait for begelow to launch a few of his full size space station modules before we will get the first porn in space...
 
2014-01-08 01:02:47 PM

Mugato: Please be Lacey Cabert. Please be Lacey Cabert.  Please be Lacey Cabert.

Dammit


I see we think alike...
 
2014-01-08 01:19:07 PM

SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.


The Russians experimented with it on the old Mir space station reasoning that any long term manned space exploration would have mixed crews and sex would be an issue so better to figure out the mechanics of it now.

Turns out it's virtually impossible for a man to get an erection in Zero G and if he does he ends up with an over engorged erection that is extremely painful and can last for hours.

Being in Zero G isn't the free floaty sensation we all imagine it would be with our bodies floating without a care but all our internal organs still held in place by comforting gravity. Basically it's like falling down an endless elevator shaft. Most astronauts experience extreme motion sickness during their first few days of their space trip even after all their extensive training. I'd imagine getting it on would be the last thing in most of their minds. Even though female astronauts wouldn't suffer from the erectile dysfunction problems they still would suffer from space sickness.
 
2014-01-08 01:28:46 PM

Ghastly: SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.

The Russians experimented with it on the old Mir space station reasoning that any long term manned space exploration would have mixed crews and sex would be an issue so better to figure out the mechanics of it now.

Turns out it's virtually impossible for a man to get an erection in Zero G and if he does he ends up with an over engorged erection that is extremely painful and can last for hours.

Being in Zero G isn't the free floaty sensation we all imagine it would be with our bodies floating without a care but all our internal organs still held in place by comforting gravity. Basically it's like falling down an endless elevator shaft. Most astronauts experience extreme motion sickness during their first few days of their space trip even after all their extensive training. I'd imagine getting it on would be the last thing in most of their minds. Even though female astronauts wouldn't suffer from the erectile dysfunction problems they still would suffer from space sickness.


no problem... leave them up their a week or two before shooting the film...  painful erection?  thats what he is getting paid the big bucks for!  I would also like to see a citation though.  I could have sworn I read something about the astronauts in the ISS finding quiet out of the way places to masturbate...  if you can masturbate, you should be able to have sex.
 
2014-01-08 01:33:12 PM

grinding_journalist: 1998: Lost In Space
2015: Lust In Space


Was that really that difficult?


First thing I thought of, but then again I'm kind of a pervert.

/not saying which kind
 
2014-01-08 01:47:04 PM
Is there a copier on the space station that needs fixing?
 
2014-01-08 01:50:18 PM

Burr: Is there a copier on the space station that needs fixing?


plumbing...  its just a matter of time.
 
2014-01-08 01:50:50 PM
Maul555:

no problem... leave them up their a week or two before shooting the film...  painful erection?  thats what he is getting paid the big bucks for!  I would also like to see a citation though.

It was an article on Fark years ago. I don't know how you'd go about searching for it though. Mir, Sex, Russia, Fark, Painful Erection.
 
2014-01-08 02:04:14 PM

NuttierThanEver: Linux_Yes: SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.


its 'Fock', not 'Dock'.

Yeah, Docking. That's something else entirely. You should do a GIS for it



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Science and technology
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2014-01-08 02:26:41 PM

Maul555: no problem... leave them up their a week or two before shooting the film...  painful erection?  thats what he is getting paid the big bucks for!  I would also like to see a citation though.  I could have sworn I read something about the astronauts in the ISS finding quiet out of the way places to masturbate...  if you can masturbate, you should be able to have sex.


The problem is they'd be pushing rope.
 
2014-01-08 02:54:09 PM
Ghastly:
Turns out it's virtually impossible for a man to get an erection in Zero G and if he does he ends up with an over engorged erection that is extremely painful and can last for hours.

Being in Zero G isn't the free floaty sensation we all imagine it would be with our bodies floating without a care but all our internal organs still held in place by comforting gravity. Basically it's like falling down an endless elevator shaft. Most astronauts experience extreme motion sickness during their first few days of their space trip even after all their extensive training. I'd imagine getting it on would be the last thing in most of their minds. Even though female astronauts wouldn't suffer from the erectile dysfunction problems they still would suffer from space sickness.



You got a citation for that? Gravity doesn't have much to do with obtaining, using and resting after an erection. The heart still pumps. Blood still flows. I would expect blood pressure to have more to do with maintaining an erection in space just like it does on earth. I do grant that there will be additional distractions, but I would expect the body to function much the same.


/ya... I'm not an expert
 
2014-01-08 02:57:42 PM

Ghastly: SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.

The Russians experimented with it on the old Mir space station reasoning that any long term manned space exploration would have mixed crews and sex would be an issue so better to figure out the mechanics of it now.

Turns out it's virtually impossible for a man to get an erection in Zero G and if he does he ends up with an over engorged erection that is extremely painful and can last for hours.

Being in Zero G isn't the free floaty sensation we all imagine it would be with our bodies floating without a care but all our internal organs still held in place by comforting gravity. Basically it's like falling down an endless elevator shaft. Most astronauts experience extreme motion sickness during their first few days of their space trip even after all their extensive training. I'd imagine getting it on would be the last thing in most of their minds. Even though female astronauts wouldn't suffer from the erectile dysfunction problems they still would suffer from space sickness.


I'm picturing a problem with queefing. "Oh, look, a nebula...eeeeEEEEWWWW...!"
 
2014-01-08 02:58:30 PM

Ghastly: SavageWombat: I remain convinced that getting two astronauts to "dock" in space would be a great way to revitalize interest in the space program.  Even without footage.  Get two astronauts to agree - can we get some American stud to rendezvous with a hot Russian babe?  - and have them describe the experience later.

Or maybe they've already tried it, and the disappointment threatened the future of the zero-gee space hotel industry, so they squelched it.

The Russians experimented with it on the old Mir space station reasoning that any long term manned space exploration would have mixed crews and sex would be an issue so better to figure out the mechanics of it now.

Turns out it's virtually impossible for a man to get an erection in Zero G and if he does he ends up with an over engorged erection that is extremely painful and can last for hours.

Being in Zero G isn't the free floaty sensation we all imagine it would be with our bodies floating without a care but all our internal organs still held in place by comforting gravity. Basically it's like falling down an endless elevator shaft. Most astronauts experience extreme motion sickness during their first few days of their space trip even after all their extensive training. I'd imagine getting it on would be the last thing in most of their minds. Even though female astronauts wouldn't suffer from the erectile dysfunction problems they still would suffer from space sickness.


Citation please!
 
2014-01-08 03:12:26 PM
If it's not Mimi Rogers I don't care.
 
2014-01-08 03:23:43 PM

give me doughnuts: Dammit.
I was hoping Lacey Chabert had changed her mind about doing nude scenes.


Less likely since she got married last week.
 
2014-01-08 03:33:16 PM
Came for return of Tripping the Rift. Leaving sad.
 
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