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2014-01-08 12:31:18 PM  
could use alittle of this - Two Fat Ladies Cook Lard

god i loved that show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-oXtL2U62k">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=8-oXtL2U62k
 
2014-01-08 12:37:40 PM  
At lunchtime, no less.
 
2014-01-08 12:37:43 PM  
I don't mind the 10 seconds I spent watching it before I stopped it, but who's gonna restore my eyesight
 
2014-01-08 12:54:33 PM  

Where's Farkdo: I don't mind the 10 seconds I spent watching it before I stopped it, but who's gonna restore my eyesight


http://eyebleach.com/
 
2014-01-08 01:53:46 PM  
I'll bet she has a bikini bridge.
 
2014-01-08 02:33:51 PM  
Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

But purely on her looks.....I've seen worse, and good on her for standing up.  People put way too much value on looks alone anyway.
 
2014-01-08 02:42:27 PM  
*clicks on link*  ....... full body shudder.

Done.
 
2014-01-08 02:50:55 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!


Try watching the video for about the first 30 farking seconds, you lazy ass. Actually, even better, skip the first 10 seconds and watch the next 17 seconds.
 
2014-01-08 02:55:43 PM  
Hell of a woman, that. Her parents must be proud. I would be.
 
2014-01-08 03:14:36 PM  

Mikey1969: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

Try watching the video for about the first 30 farking seconds, you lazy ass. Actually, even better, skip the first 10 seconds and watch the next 17 seconds.


Why thank you for your reasoned and well thought out suggestion.  Since I have no sound at work, I only watched a few seconds, bookmarked it, and will watch it at home with sound.  At no point did I mean to insult your tender little nerves.

However, I shall take your calm and reasoned suggestion to heart and never, ever post again without watching and entire clip, no matter what.

You should probably have a xanax, or something.
 
2014-01-08 03:25:34 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mikey1969: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

Try watching the video for about the first 30 farking seconds, you lazy ass. Actually, even better, skip the first 10 seconds and watch the next 17 seconds.

Why thank you for your reasoned and well thought out suggestion.  Since I have no sound at work, I only watched a few seconds, bookmarked it, and will watch it at home with sound.  At no point did I mean to insult your tender little nerves.

However, I shall take your calm and reasoned suggestion to heart and never, ever post again without watching and entire clip, no matter what.

You should probably have a xanax, or something.


So the way to post if you don't want people to think that you're an asshole is to say ' Can't watch this at work, but does that woman have some kind of eating disorder?'.

Otherwise, you sound exactly like the kind of person that she's talking about. Don't blame me because of How you came across, it's your own fault.
 
2014-01-08 03:32:56 PM  

Mikey1969: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Mikey1969: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

Try watching the video for about the first 30 farking seconds, you lazy ass. Actually, even better, skip the first 10 seconds and watch the next 17 seconds.

Why thank you for your reasoned and well thought out suggestion.  Since I have no sound at work, I only watched a few seconds, bookmarked it, and will watch it at home with sound.  At no point did I mean to insult your tender little nerves.

However, I shall take your calm and reasoned suggestion to heart and never, ever post again without watching and entire clip, no matter what.

You should probably have a xanax, or something.

So the way to post if you don't want people to think that you're an asshole is to say ' Can't watch this at work, but does that woman have some kind of eating disorder?'.

Otherwise, you sound exactly like the kind of person that she's talking about. Don't blame me because of How you came across, it's your own fault.



1) I never said eating disorder, and you seem really really eager to take offense at me.  So ok.

2)  Have a great rest of your day
 
2014-01-08 03:41:15 PM  
Y'all need to take this little spat out to the playground at recess...
 
2014-01-08 03:50:33 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

But purely on her looks.....I've seen worse, and good on her for standing up.  People put way too much value on looks alone anyway.


Well, that does come across a bit terse and there's no suggestion that you couldn't hear it.
But yes, she has a condition only she and one other person has that means she cannot gain weight no matter what or how much she eats.

Worth a watch.
 
2014-01-08 03:52:38 PM  

hippyneil: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

But purely on her looks.....I've seen worse, and good on her for standing up.  People put way too much value on looks alone anyway.

Well, that does come across a bit terse and there's no suggestion that you couldn't hear it.
But yes, she has a condition only she and one other person has that means she cannot gain weight no matter what or how much she eats.

Worth a watch.


I will as soon as I get home.  I meant it in a silly, goofy way.  I'm not one to snark at people with issues, I have enough to have my own subscription.

But thank you for not overreacting.  :)
 
2014-01-08 04:04:42 PM  
Satan's Bunny Slippers:   I meant it in a silly, goofy way.  I'm not one to snark at people with issues, I have enough to have my own subscription.

Ahh, the joys of the written word and it's inability to convey the subtle tones and inflections of the human voice.
It is the root of many a spat on these tangled webs of internet.
 
2014-01-08 04:20:41 PM  
She deserved a Hero tag
 
2014-01-08 06:35:36 PM  
One of the most eloquent "f*ck-yous'" I've ever heard.  Hero tag indeed.

You know, people who are different, they know that their different.  They struggle with it every day.  It's tough enough to have challenges, but to have your nose rubbed in it is completely inhumane.  Why do people get off on doing it?  Why is there so much tolerance for intolerance?  Those are the things I just don't understand about our species.
 
2014-01-08 06:38:42 PM  
Agree @crzybtch

Amazing woman and I thought she was some sort of anorexic freak
 
2014-01-08 07:27:52 PM  

Where's Farkdo: I don't mind the 10 seconds I spent watching it before I stopped it, but who's gonna restore my eyesight


wow, were you born a heartless asshole? or did you have to work on it? This woman is not this way by choice. Its a medical condition.  Go die in a fire ass.
 
2014-01-08 07:29:58 PM  

DutchDynamite: Agree @crzybtch

Amazing woman and I thought she was some sort of anorexic freak


/agreed....dont know where she finds the inner strength to do that..but a wonderful woman.
 
2014-01-08 08:13:56 PM  
A little about her.

She's very brave and has a great sense of humor about her condition.
 
2014-01-08 08:14:36 PM  

karmachameleon: A little about her.

She's very brave and has a great sense of humor about her condition.


Why does Fark turn down certain URLs?  Very annoying.

Cut and paste:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Velásquez
 
2014-01-08 08:19:34 PM  

powtard: One of the most eloquent "f*ck-yous'" I've ever heard.  Hero tag indeed.

You know, people who are different, they know that their different.  They struggle with it every day.  It's tough enough to have challenges, but to have your nose rubbed in it is completely inhumane.  Why do people get off on doing it?  Why is there so much tolerance for intolerance?  Those are the things I just don't understand about our species.


It's ignorance, plain and simple.

People who are ignorant of something can't possibly have empathy or understanding of it. So they must reject it and shame it every chance they get to feel better about their own shortcomings.
 
2014-01-08 09:36:54 PM  
After reading these acerbic comments I can't wait to watch the vid.
 
2014-01-08 10:34:06 PM  
This woman is awesome. Bullies suck.
 
2014-01-08 11:00:16 PM  

John Buck 41: After reading these acerbic comments I can't wait to watch the vid.


Ok, I didn't watch it all but DAMN! I applaud this woman.
 
2014-01-08 11:08:24 PM  

cig-mkr: I'll bet she has a bikini bridge.


I have been on Fark for a few years and this is the first time I have felt like I am going to hell. Bravo
 
2014-01-08 11:35:04 PM  

cig-mkr: I'll bet she has a bikini bridge.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-09 12:59:14 AM  

cig-mkr: I'll bet she has a bikini bridge.


THAT, right there, was some funny shiat. I feel like a horrible human being for laughing as hard as I did.
 
2014-01-09 07:29:19 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Does she have some sort of dietary issue?  Eat a sammich woman!!

But purely on her looks.....I've seen worse, and good on her for standing up.  People put way too much value on looks alone anyway.


Genetic disease.  She doesn't have the proteins necessary to create fat, or to make some precursor required to make fat.  She pretty much has to eat nearly constantly.
 
2014-01-09 10:21:41 AM  
farking dusty
 
2014-01-09 10:43:51 AM  
i.imgur.com

/I call upon Fark to make a better version since I haven't played Magic in years
//be warned, this took me 1 minute to make on their site and 20 minutes of fighting with screengrab utilities, photo programs, conversion utilities and image hosts to actually post. (You need to make an account there to save your image, and in the end it doesn't work.)
 
2014-01-09 10:51:17 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-09 06:07:38 PM  
well....i do like the hair.
 
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