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(Military.com)   Master Chief suspended for sexual assault claims. I'm going to guess teabagging   (military.com) divider line 18
    More: Interesting, sex crimes, U.S. Pacific Fleet  
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2014-01-08 09:52:39 AM
3 votes:
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-08 10:39:17 AM
2 votes:
The Navy is the ultimate alpha male career path. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.
2014-01-08 10:07:34 AM
2 votes:
What am I going to do with my tossed salad and scrambled eggs joke now?
2014-01-08 10:06:40 AM
2 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: I read that as Master Chef.


Me too.

Sort of spoils my tossed salad joke.
2014-01-08 10:04:57 AM
2 votes:
While I know he was going for a Halo reference, the odds of the Master Chief having literally teabagging someone at some point during his career is actually quite high.
2014-01-08 09:58:49 AM
2 votes:
I read that as Master Chef.
2014-01-08 09:52:11 AM
2 votes:
Ahhhh, just like it was back in my day...
2014-01-08 09:49:42 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: "The Navy now issues weekly sexual assault reports on its Navy.mil website."

My gods, who can pay for that kind of bandwidth?
2014-01-08 05:23:00 PM
1 votes:
direman.com
2014-01-08 12:22:00 PM
1 votes:
djZorbof: Didn't know you could do that to an AI hologram.

What an Al Hologram might look like

i39.tinypic.com

/Really should have previewed that...
2014-01-08 11:38:25 AM
1 votes:

macadamnut: The Navy is the ultimate alpha male career path. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.


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2014-01-08 11:34:16 AM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: Glad my MOS was chick free when I served. I can't imagine having to command much less work with women in the military were right now even an unproven allegation is basically career ending, on top of having to deal with deal the pregnancy impacting manpower availability issues.



Hehe yeah, your imaginary world where women are crying rape to have Saturday night free is truly terrifying compared to a few tens of thousands of women being sexually assaulted in the military every year and 92% of them getting away with it.

The solution is definitely to remove women from the military.  WTF were they thinking, having those tits?
2014-01-08 11:21:32 AM
1 votes:
Ever wonder what Master Chief looks like under that helmet?
img.fark.net
2014-01-08 11:19:56 AM
1 votes:
Loose lips sink dicks.
2014-01-08 10:44:11 AM
1 votes:

macadamnut: The Navy is the ultimate alpha male career path. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.


Real men's men, eh? Having a gay ol' time with the rear admiral's poop deck.

Face it, the Navy has a reputation for three things, and two of them ain't allowed on US ships.
2014-01-08 10:08:18 AM
1 votes:

MurphyMurphy: Jesus, man


You said it, man!
www.narragansettbeer.com
2014-01-08 10:00:03 AM
1 votes:
Slow clap dot gif for that headline, subby.

+1
2014-01-08 09:56:28 AM
1 votes:

Cozret: The comment section is full of the predictable stupid.


Why did you tell me that? Now I have to read it...
 
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