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(TreeHugger)   An honest question deserves an honest answer: Does your oven want to be on the Internet?   (treehugger.com) divider line 22
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3042 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2014 at 1:45 PM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-08 01:47:20 PM  
19 votes:
Of course, my oven is super smart, it has a bunch of degrees.
2014-01-08 02:05:35 PM  
7 votes:
You've got veal!
2014-01-08 01:48:36 PM  
6 votes:
My oven doesn't want to be spammed with "One Weird Trick to Make Your Broiler Rack Longer" ads.
2014-01-08 01:54:53 PM  
5 votes:
My oven spends all day on WoW*. I can't get it to do anything else.


*World of Warmcraft, of course.
2014-01-08 01:48:17 PM  
5 votes:
I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't cook that.
2014-01-08 01:57:35 PM  
4 votes:
What if you butt dial your oven and come home to no house.
2014-01-08 03:33:12 PM  
3 votes:

busy chillin': Of course, my oven is super smart, it has a bunch of degrees.


smartup.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-08 01:12:55 PM  
3 votes:
My oven is such a damn attention whore.

And we won't even begun to discuss my stove, because she's a biatch with an attitude problem.
2014-01-08 02:41:13 PM  
2 votes:
Damn oven is so busy surfing food porn I haven't eaten in days!
2014-01-08 02:02:48 PM  
2 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net
2014-01-08 01:57:40 PM  
2 votes:
Holocaust thread trifecta in play?
2014-01-08 05:40:07 PM  
1 votes:
Does your oven want to be on the Internet?

Until it can tweet me, how will I ever know?
2014-01-08 04:06:46 PM  
1 votes:
With my luck, the gottvordammit oven would get a greenlight before I do. #FML
2014-01-08 03:05:44 PM  
1 votes:
Be great for assassinations

Send.ShutoffPilot
Send.OpenGasLine
Wait(900)
Send.IngiteBurner
2014-01-08 02:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, that's a good idea: Leave ovens vulnerable to hackers, burn somebody's house down.
2014-01-08 02:07:25 PM  
1 votes:
My dutch oven says no, but it takes a while to convince it of something.

/Also, I suspect my knives are plotting something
2014-01-08 02:02:11 PM  
1 votes:
Your oven wants a steak.
2014-01-08 01:59:51 PM  
1 votes:
Open the door, oven.

I.. uh... can't. I'm self cleaning right now.
2014-01-08 01:53:44 PM  
1 votes:
"I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't bake that right now."

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-08 01:52:58 PM  
1 votes:
My oven would probably spend all day getting hot on hotsexycookiesheets.com that I would need to get it to auto clean before I could use it at night...

... correction before my wife could use it at night.
2014-01-08 01:46:43 PM  
1 votes:
Oven says no
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-01-08 01:38:11 PM  
1 votes:
My oven's opinions would make corners of Twitter smarter instantly.  It would freshen up the debate in the Politics tab too.
 
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