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(Oregon Live)   Nancy Kerrigan will be a figure skating analyst at the Winter Olympics. WHYYYY?   (oregonlive.com) divider line 27
    More: Interesting, Nancy Kerrigan, Sochi Olympics, NBC, figure skating, NBC Olympics, Tonya Harding, Lindsey Vonn, medalist  
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2014-01-08 01:20:55 AM
Isn't that job a little too corny for her?
 
2014-01-08 06:48:44 AM
Meh, who cares? I'm only planning to watch the Bobsledding, Luge and Curling, personally.
 
2014-01-08 08:12:25 AM
She'd be competing, but she took a club to the knee.
 
2014-01-08 08:33:12 AM
I understand Tonya Harding will be watching from her trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas while belching profusely.
 
2014-01-08 08:55:13 AM
Maybe because they kneed her?
 
2014-01-08 09:09:11 AM
Because you can always count on Nancy to be toothful.
 
2014-01-08 09:39:22 AM
Because she's an expert?

Perhaps some people can never get enough blather from old, gay skaters, I don't know.
 
2014-01-08 09:41:49 AM
I'd hit it...
 
2014-01-08 09:45:03 AM

Betep: I'd hit it...


WHYYYY?
 
2014-01-08 10:00:25 AM
Well at least we'll be getting good figure skating analysis straight from the horse's mouth.
 
2014-01-08 10:09:06 AM

Betep: I'd hit it...


Sharp knees. They need to be dulled just a little with the force of some kind of blunt object.
 
2014-01-08 10:43:43 AM
I feel sorry for the other analyst and all the people that have to work with her. I hear she is a biatch and a half. I remember after the Olympics she was doing her contractual thing with Disney and she was in the Disney parade. Somebody left the mike on on the float she was on, and she was basically a very nasty biatch during the whole thing. Then the person leaked it to the media, the reports from the newscast that I watched it on were in complete shock that she acted like that. I remember my father saying that she must have pissed somebody off at Disney very badly for them to leak that.
 
2014-01-08 11:13:53 AM

ongbok: Somebody left the mike on on the float she was on, and she was basically a very nasty biatch during the whole thing. Then the person leaked it to the media,


I just looked that up. Huh.
 
2014-01-08 11:15:56 AM
With helpful slideshow of Tonya Harding
 
2014-01-08 11:20:30 AM
She used to be a figure skater, like Hughes, until she took a pipe to the knee.

/came here for some poor taste .gif action, leaving indifferent
//had to do a better Skyrim joke on my way out
 
2014-01-08 12:10:07 PM
Hey, Nancy.....

i78.photobucket.com

........ PROTECT YA NECK KNEE!
 
2014-01-08 12:49:08 PM
Congrats Nancy, break a leg!
 
2014-01-08 01:00:15 PM

Sybarite: Because you can always count on Nancy to be toothful.


If she had a baby with Gary Busey, I don't think they could afford a dental plan for the kid.
 
2014-01-08 01:14:41 PM
This is why I love Fark, thank you all for reaffirming my faith in how low some of us will go for lulz. How low? Bout knee height.
 
2014-01-08 03:31:45 PM
Nice work, subby. I lol'd
 
2014-01-08 03:45:54 PM
Since Tonya got her new boobies she has moved ahead of Nancy.....

and besides Nancy wouldn't fit in on Worlds Dumbest.
 
2014-01-08 04:39:04 PM

ChrisDe: Sybarite: Because you can always count on Nancy to be toothful.

If she had a baby with Gary Busey, I don't think they could afford a dental plan for the kid.


But they could definitely tile their bathroom.
 
2014-01-08 04:45:13 PM
 
2014-01-08 05:14:59 PM

elguerodiablo: Here is a pic of Nancy Kerrigan eating a sandwich naked aat the beach.

NSFW

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-fF63MZ4br7Y/UJ_vpFf0ZXI/AAAAAAAAAD c/ pAzeqjXDwM8/s0/Nancy-Kerrigan-nuda-1.jpg


What kinda sammich is that?
 
2014-01-08 08:20:50 PM

elguerodiablo: Here is a pic of Nancy Kerrigan eating a sandwich naked aat the beach.
NSFW
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-fF63MZ4br7Y/UJ_vpFf0ZXI/AAAAAAAAAD c/ pAzeqjXDwM8/s0/Nancy-Kerrigan-nuda-1.jpg


That's not Nancy Kerrigan.

Nancy Kerrigan ain't got no tits.
 
2014-01-08 11:54:30 PM

She came in farking second!

Every time you give that biatch attention, you might as well tell Oksana Baiul that she wasted her damned time. No one remembers that Oksana came in first, because this attention whore keeps exploiting her attack for fun & profit.

Oh, that's right - see, NBCUniversal screwed Oksana Baiul over once already, and she's still in the middle of a lawsuit against them to recover the money NBCUniversal swiped from her.
 
2014-01-09 05:30:53 AM
I would've thought she would be a commentator for the snowboarding events, given her expertise...

(dons aviator mirrored shades)

...with the half-pipe.
 
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