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(Metro)   Cattle rustlers in 2014 find out the hard way you can't rustle cows in a car trunk   (metro.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-01-08 01:00:35 PM  
Or in the Vatican.

/Kinky
 
2014-01-08 01:04:43 PM  
Miniature horses it is, then.
 
2014-01-08 01:08:50 PM  

brantgoose: Miniature horses it is, then.


Giant Squid.
 
2014-01-08 01:09:42 PM  
These guys aren't just stupid, they're full metal stupid.
 
2014-01-08 01:11:48 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-01-08 01:12:23 PM  
Remember, its ALWAYS an inside job.
 
2014-01-08 01:12:54 PM  
Actually, rustling cows in cars does work. It's just that most people who do understand the weight issue and so they rustle calves. Little cows. The ones that don't weigh so much.

/I say give those cows guns.
 
2014-01-08 01:18:45 PM  
Hello Geico, a cow kicked out my back window.
 
2014-01-08 01:18:53 PM  
OK, let's see...

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the hat off the Lone Ranger...

Lord loves a working man, don't take any wooden nickels, don't trust whitey...

and now you can't rustle cows cows in a car trunk.

/Life just keeps getting harder.
 
2014-01-08 01:22:10 PM  
What about Jimmies? Can you rustle jimmies?
 
2014-01-08 01:22:58 PM  
Is it like sneaking a fat girlfriend into a drive in movie by having her ride in the trunk.
 
2014-01-08 01:30:15 PM  
They tranquilized them first using blowpipes.....

Epic.
 
2014-01-08 01:31:21 PM  
Family Saloon?
 
2014-01-08 01:35:38 PM  
And you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
 
2014-01-08 01:37:01 PM  
They only rustle when they move, so bribe them plenty to stay still. Yes, tip your cows well.
 
2014-01-08 01:37:10 PM  

LesserEvil: Family Saloon?


Saloon:England::Sedan:United States
 
2014-01-08 01:40:43 PM  
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2014-01-08 01:41:45 PM  
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You're mighty well told they can't
 
2014-01-08 01:49:29 PM  

FrancoFile: LesserEvil: Family Saloon?

Saloon:England::Sedan:United States


So in England you can't drink in saloons? What a country!
 
2014-01-08 02:25:12 PM  
You can't rustle cows in a car trunk

How about the back seat, then?

s2.postimg.org
 
2014-01-08 02:30:36 PM  
...but you can be happy if you've a mind to.
 
2014-01-08 02:41:50 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-08 03:35:47 PM  

catzilla: [i690.photobucket.com image 626x351]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-08 03:40:54 PM  
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2014-01-08 05:53:06 PM  
Great, what clown thought this up?
 
2014-01-08 06:46:55 PM  

Psylent1: Great, what clown thought this up?


A rodeo clown, obviously.
 
2014-01-08 10:59:51 PM  

WelldeadLink: They only rustle when they move, so bribe them plenty to stay still. Yes, tip your cows well.


You worked on that one for hours, didn't you?
 
2014-01-08 11:22:56 PM  

Dinobot: What about Jimmies? Can you rustle jimmies?


Jimmies can indeed be rustled in a trunk, for the boxes are somewhat small.

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2014-01-08 11:36:30 PM  
If yuh use a chainsaw you mite be fit one of them thar cattles in yer trunk.
DNRTFA
 
2014-01-09 01:40:44 AM  

worlddan: Actually, rustling cows in cars does work. It's just that most people who do understand the weight issue and so they rustle calves. Little cows. The ones that don't weigh so much.

/I say give those cows guns.


Cows with guns?
 
2014-01-09 01:48:00 PM  

DarkVader: worlddan: Actually, rustling cows in cars does work. It's just that most people who do understand the weight issue and so they rustle calves. Little cows. The ones that don't weigh so much.

/I say give those cows guns.

Cows with guns?


Indeed, that was the reference.
 
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