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(Radar Magazine)   Lindsay Lohan's laptop stolen in Shanghai airport. Nudes, sex tape, drug dealer contacts leaked to the Internet in 3... 2... 1   (radaronline.com) divider line 51
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2014-01-07 11:47:24 PM
Lohan, 27, has been in China during the new year where she was honored with the Sohu Fashion Achievement Award

Mugshots and bad plastic surgery are fashion now?
 
2014-01-08 12:11:23 AM
So she got Shanghaied in Shanghai?
 
2014-01-08 12:15:12 AM
Please, please just go away. Forever,

Now.
 
2014-01-08 12:26:56 AM
Her skankiness dictates that her drug connections are the only thing that was worth stealing.
 
2014-01-08 02:08:50 AM
i.imgur.com
Don't get your hopes up. This is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about, so I doubt hackers will be able to extract anything more complex than "the cow goes moo" or "A is for Apple."

I feel for her, though. She was almost finished with the letter N. Lots of good things start with N, and she may never realize this.
 
2014-01-08 02:08:51 AM
Just more smoggy smut to add to the air there.

/my trip is one month away, hopefully her musty odor  will clear.
 
2014-01-08 02:30:44 AM
a1.s6img.com
 
2014-01-08 05:21:53 AM
He's dead already.
 
2014-01-08 07:07:03 AM

grokca: He's dead already.


assets.nydailynews.com

Lindsay works fast when motivated
 
2014-01-08 07:24:15 AM
2008 sex tape - YAY!
2013 sex tape - BARF
 
2014-01-08 07:47:08 AM
Wait... I'm in Shanghai. Who do I talk to to get a copy of her hard drive?
 
2014-01-08 07:49:19 AM

Into the blue again: Wait... I'm in Shanghai. Who do I talk to to get a copy of her hard drive?


By now, pick a corner vendor.... or is that NYC?
 
2014-01-08 07:51:42 AM
I am afraid to go into those corner DVD dealers. They look mad sketchy.
 
2014-01-08 08:06:05 AM
FTFA: "Lohan, 27, has been in China during the new year where she was honored with the Sohu Fashion Achievement Award on Jan. 6"

What are the SFAAs you ask?

Here you go
(sohu.com)

(turn on translations)
 
2014-01-08 08:07:23 AM

Into the blue again: Wait... I'm in Shanghai. Who do I talk to to get a copy of her hard drive?


Ask that short dark haired guy.
 
2014-01-08 08:10:29 AM
Subby, you don't say "3... 2... *1*", because you don't know that it's happening this very instant. The CORRECT way to do it is "3... 2... ". Which indicates the countdown joke but with the added bonus of not looking like a tool.
 
2014-01-08 08:22:27 AM

The Muthaship: Ask that short dark haired guy.


Who?
Wouldn't want the Wong guy.
 
2014-01-08 08:38:12 AM
Not, not who. Woo.
 
2014-01-08 08:39:51 AM
She could always do what Jenna Jameson did and awaken the kraken.
 
2014-01-08 08:40:50 AM

movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.


Woo who?
 
2014-01-08 08:43:08 AM
Honey Woo Woo.
 
2014-01-08 08:47:16 AM

Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?


The rug pisser.
 
2014-01-08 09:00:51 AM

fusillade762: Lohan, 27, has been in China during the new year where she was honored with the Sohu Fashion Achievement Award

Mugshots and bad plastic surgery are fashion now?


Cold sores and meth mouth
 
2014-01-08 09:16:04 AM
Desperate to get in back - a computer that is sure to contain some of Lohan's most private thoughts and personal photos - she's enlisting the help of her Twitter followers to find the missing computer.

So it's formatted and zero-written
 
2014-01-08 09:16:18 AM

fusillade762: Lohan, 27, has been in China during the new year where she was honored with the Sohu Fashion Achievement Award

Mugshots and bad plastic surgery are fashion now?


To be fair, she does know how to accessorize anklets:

www.skate-the-planet.com
 
2014-01-08 09:19:35 AM
But what was she really doing there? The award sounds bogus, she hasn't done anything functional in years, other than show up to court.

//probably getting things she can't get in the States
/God knows what
 
2014-01-08 09:25:01 AM

Two Dogs Farking: 2008 sex tape - YAY!
2013 sex tape - BARF


Yeah she is definitely a trainwreck nowadays.
 
2014-01-08 10:34:24 AM
First off, you know that laptop wasn't stolen, this is just her trying to get her name in the news.

Secondly, I thought China had pretty strict standards about who they let in the country. How the hell did they let her in?

Thirdly, you all know this award was bogus. It was just some cover some millionaire created for her as an excuse to be in the country. The real reason why she was there was to service a few Chinese millionaires at the after party.
 
2014-01-08 10:56:57 AM
Has anyone made a virus, worm or bug joke yet?

/would still give it a whirl
 
2014-01-08 11:04:29 AM

Two Dogs Farking: 2008 sex tape - YAY!
2013 sex tape - BARF


Could be sex tapes from 2008 found on her computer in 2013......
 
2014-01-08 11:14:02 AM
Someone stole something from her, instead of the other way around? I bet she was furious. Unlike when she puts her sticky fingers all over someone else's stuff.
 
2014-01-08 11:27:41 AM
I'd wrap it up real good, and hit it.

NSFW
NSFW
 
2014-01-08 11:32:07 AM
You never know, maybe the laptop has the naked outtakes from the infamous bikini picture with the mystery leg in the background.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:58 PM
1: She is absolutely going to be doing some six figure out call while she is in China.

2: This is absolutely the way she is going to have her porn "leaked" to the public; all the fame (and most likely cash) but none of the shame of actually doing porn (see Paris, Pam, etc.).

3: Like the fist of a mildly upset demi-god (say a stuck in traffic Gilgamesh or Perseus at the DMV).

/has a serious thing for redheads
//also would double wrap
 
2014-01-08 12:30:33 PM
Kill it with fire?
 
2014-01-08 12:53:17 PM

coeyagi: Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?

The rug pisser.


the chinaman is not the issue.
 
2014-01-08 12:57:06 PM

vudukungfu: The Muthaship: Ask that short dark haired guy.

Who?
Wouldn't want the Wong guy.


*snert*
 
2014-01-08 01:09:56 PM
There's not enough disinfectant or antibiotics in the world to make me consider putting anything in her.
 
2014-01-08 01:36:08 PM

ZeroCorpse: There's not enough disinfectant or antibiotics in the world to make me consider putting anything in her.


True, but I would still stare in lust and disgust at the video of the brave soul attempting the feat.
 
2014-01-08 01:49:19 PM
Nice try, Lao Che
 
2014-01-08 02:04:34 PM
I want to see her lapping at someone's clam like she is a dog drinking from a bowl.
 
2014-01-08 02:07:37 PM
Great breasts, tragic, TRAGIC lil' nipples.
 
2014-01-08 02:45:56 PM

pute kisses like a man: coeyagi: Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?

The rug pisser.

the chinaman is not the issue.


I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.
 
2014-01-08 02:50:56 PM
gross pig is gross
 
2014-01-08 03:03:00 PM

pueblonative: Desperate to get in back - a computer that is sure to contain some of Lohan's most private thoughts and personal photos - she's enlisting the help of her Twitter followers to find the missing computer.

So it's formatted and zero-written


Her Twitter followers?  They're the ones who will be posting links to the porn first.
 
2014-01-08 03:41:38 PM
Hasn't everyone seen her naked? Who cares?
 
2014-01-08 04:29:05 PM
I'd just take her drug dealer contacts and leave the rest. Her drug connections would probably make the silk road look like an amateur job.
 
2014-01-08 06:33:40 PM

pute kisses like a man: coeyagi: Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?

The rug pisser.

the chinaman is not the issue.


But he really tied the room together.
 
2014-01-08 08:09:15 PM

WhiskeySticks: pute kisses like a man: coeyagi: Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?

The rug pisser.

the chinaman is not the issue.

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.


Also, not the preferred nomenclature.
 
2014-01-09 01:09:27 AM

HaNaGaijin: WhiskeySticks: pute kisses like a man: coeyagi: Zik-Zak: movieman_1979: Not, not who. Woo.

Woo who?

The rug pisser.

the chinaman is not the issue.

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

Also, not the preferred nomenclature.


I am the walrus?
 
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