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(My Northwest)   Who's willing to wake up at 3:30 AM, drive 220 miles, spend $2,000 and freeze his chiseled torso off for every home game? Meet your favorite Seahawks fan and mine - Bodybuilder/construction worker Tim Froemke. AKA: The Seahulk   (mynorthwest.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-07 09:23:04 PM
I'm sort of surprised there's not a policy at NFL stadiums requiring people to wear a shirt.
 
2014-01-07 09:34:05 PM
That kid looks concerned. Very concerned.
 
2014-01-07 09:39:58 PM
Why is this not a photoshop contest pic?
 
2014-01-07 09:48:16 PM

eaglepuss: That kid looks concerned. Very concerned.


He's sitting next to a 'roided up green guy.
 
2014-01-07 09:50:34 PM
Imagine getting tickets to a football game and having seats right next to this guy.  It would ruin the whole game.
 
2014-01-07 09:53:07 PM

eaglepuss: That kid looks concerned. Very concerned.

Don't blink

. Blink and you're dead. He is fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.
 
2014-01-07 09:54:56 PM

SlothB77: Imagine getting tickets to a football game and having seats right next to this guy.  It would ruin the whole game.


Wrong.
 
2014-01-07 09:57:18 PM
Everybody needs a hobby. I consider myself one of the more vociferous fans out there, but I wouldn't ever consider doing anything like that. Which, of course, is why he gets news articles and is semi-famous and nobody knows me from Adam.

Superfans really are a different breed.
 
2014-01-07 10:03:27 PM

MFAWG: eaglepuss: That kid looks concerned. Very concerned.

He's sitting next to a 'roided up green guy.


It's all fun and games until he poops.
 
2014-01-07 10:09:00 PM

optikeye: MFAWG: eaglepuss: That kid looks concerned. Very concerned.

He's sitting next to a 'roided up green guy.

It's all fun and games until he poops.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-07 10:12:09 PM
He isn't that big for a bodybuilder. Although he was probably roided to the gills when he was younger (if he won contests in the 80s)
 
2014-01-07 10:12:31 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Everybody needs a hobby. I consider myself one of the more vociferous fans out there, but I wouldn't ever consider doing anything like that. Which, of course, is why he gets news articles and is semi-famous and nobody knows me from Adam.

Superfans really are a different breed.


The key is that you have to be willing to take that extra step.

Like Denver's Barrel Man. Or Fireman Ed.

Although honestly, Fireman Ed half-assed it. Oooh, you have a hat. That's REAL special. The other guys are way crazier.

Also, I don't ever want to think of the Seahulk as a real person. I like him as a caricature that is way more awesome than other superfans.
 
2014-01-07 10:15:55 PM
He's trying to figure out how to afford the Super Bowl if they make it.


THIS should be what the Seattle area folks should be taking up a collection for, not Marshawn's 50K 'fine' for not talking to the media.

If the Hawks make the big dance, you need to put this man in the first row behind the bench.
 
2014-01-07 10:16:23 PM
Dammit, I read the article anyway. Ritzville? Good god, I've driven by the house of the Seahulk a solid half-dozen times in the past few weeks and didn't even know it!

/FFS man, $350 for painting every home game? Plus the cost of getting there and getting tickets? That's one good construction company for living in a 12-person town.
 
2014-01-07 10:17:37 PM

xaks: He's trying to figure out how to afford the Super Bowl if they make it.


THIS should be what the Seattle area folks should be taking up a collection for, not Marshawn's 50K 'fine' for not talking to the media.

If the Hawks make the big dance, you need to put this man in the first row behind the bench.


Someone needs to share this with Marshawn and make sure that's the charity that it goes to.
 
2014-01-07 10:18:39 PM

IAmRight: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Everybody needs a hobby. I consider myself one of the more vociferous fans out there, but I wouldn't ever consider doing anything like that. Which, of course, is why he gets news articles and is semi-famous and nobody knows me from Adam.

Superfans really are a different breed.

The key is that you have to be willing to take that extra step.

Like Denver's Barrel Man. Or Fireman Ed.

Although honestly, Fireman Ed half-assed it. Oooh, you have a hat. That's REAL special. The other guys are way crazier.

Also, I don't ever want to think of the Seahulk as a real person. I like him as a caricature that is way more awesome than other superfans.


fark Fireman Ed, that worthless twat. He was against Firemen and a pox on that city. Exactly what the J E S T deserve.

To that end:

i624.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-07 10:20:32 PM

IAmRight: Dammit, I read the article anyway. Ritzville? Good god, I've driven by the house of the Seahulk a solid half-dozen times in the past few weeks and didn't even know it!


Have fun trying to sleep at night now.
 
2014-01-07 10:27:23 PM
This is about as crazy as I get at Seahawks games:

i22.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-07 10:30:02 PM

xaks: He's trying to figure out how to afford the Super Bowl if they make it.


THIS should be what the Seattle area folks should be taking up a collection for, not Marshawn's 50K 'fine' for not talking to the media.

If the Hawks make the big dance, you need to put this man in the first row behind the bench.


No kidding, but I get the feeling all the super fans are trying to save up the money should the Hawks get the opportunity.
 
2014-01-07 10:33:08 PM
Terror has a face. A green, green face.
 
2014-01-07 10:34:13 PM

IAmRight: xaks: He's trying to figure out how to afford the Super Bowl if they make it.


THIS should be what the Seattle area folks should be taking up a collection for, not Marshawn's 50K 'fine' for not talking to the media.

If the Hawks make the big dance, you need to put this man in the first row behind the bench.

Someone needs to share this with Marshawn and make sure that's the charity that it goes to.



I hope he makes it.....as well as Sea Pimp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7iTfBwNkw
 
2014-01-07 10:49:52 PM

IAmRight: Ritzville?


The most inaptly named town on the planet
 
2014-01-07 10:54:15 PM
the next fireman ed
 
2014-01-07 11:04:54 PM
Every youth hockey player, and hockey mom, ever.
 
2014-01-07 11:10:05 PM
But he has to beat the gym in 26 minutes
 
2014-01-07 11:14:41 PM
TFA article talks about his new paint job but uses a pic from years ago. Morans.

GIS "seahulk" for dozens of superior photos
 
2014-01-07 11:19:30 PM
No gif yet?


imagehost4.online-image-editor.com
 
2014-01-07 11:52:17 PM

BigJake: IAmRight: Ritzville?

The most inaptly named town on the planet


I dunno, it's mostly crackers...
 
2014-01-07 11:57:57 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-08 12:00:24 AM

xaks: He's trying to figure out how to afford the Super Bowl if they make it.


THIS should be what the Seattle area folks should be taking up a collection for, not Marshawn's 50K 'fine' for not talking to the media.

If the Hawks make the big dance, you need to put this man in the first row behind the bench.


Seriously.  I'd kick in $20 to a kickstarter to get him to the SB even if they're playing the Broncos.  That guy is creepy awesome.
 
2014-01-08 12:10:33 AM

IAmRight: BigJake: IAmRight: Ritzville?

The most inaptly named town on the planet

I dunno, it's mostly crackers...



Lulz.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:44 AM

IAmRight: BigJake: IAmRight: Ritzville?

The most inaptly named town on the planet

I dunno, it's mostly crackers...


Nice...
 
2014-01-08 01:37:04 AM

The_Sponge: SlothB77: Imagine getting tickets to a football game and having seats right next to this guy.  It would ruin the whole game.

Wrong.


The_Sponge: This is about as crazy as I get at Seahawks games:

[i22.photobucket.com image 240x320]


ah, now I understand
 
2014-01-08 03:12:50 AM

Primitive Screwhead: No gif yet?

[imagehost4.online-image-editor.com image 290x338]


Too tired to GIS him...couldn't find the timelapse video from the Seattle Times of him getting his paint on.
 
2014-01-08 08:14:15 AM

elguerodiablo: [img.fark.net image 850x454]


So, no love for SeaPimp?

Pimpin' ain't easy ya know......

Seabirds vs Peytons in the SB.
 
2014-01-08 08:55:51 AM
Not so extreme, but my dad and I sat next to this guy in the first row at a Bears game last season:
www.bearshistory.com

He was surprisingly docile when the camera wasn't around.
 
2014-01-08 12:33:53 PM

IAmRight: Dammit, I read the article anyway. Ritzville? Good god, I've driven by the house of the Seahulk a solid half-dozen times in the past few weeks and didn't even know it!

/FFS man, $350 for painting every home game? Plus the cost of getting there and getting tickets? That's one good construction company for living in a 12-person town.


We stopped for gas in Ritzville on the way to a concert in Spokane once. They had a Subway in the gas station and a McDonalds across the street, but as far as I could tell, that was it. Like the only people in the town either worked at McDonalds or the Shell/Subway and their only business was rest-stoppers and each other.
 
2014-01-08 01:32:43 PM

Shame Us: We stopped for gas in Ritzville on the way to a concert in Spokane once. They had a Subway in the gas station and a McDonalds across the street, but as far as I could tell, that was it. Like the only people in the town either worked at McDonalds or the Shell/Subway and their only business was rest-stoppers and each other.


There's a Zip's there too!

/more of an eastern Washington thing
//more famous one is in Cheney because it's the only thing open for 24 hours so it's the place for drunk people to eat when the bars close.
///but yeah, Ritzville's a gas stop town. It's also nearly halfway between where I live (Spokane) and where my folks live (Kennewick), so it's a nice road marker
////also, in winter, the weather usually starts turning to sh*t from there to Spokane after being clear from Kennewick to there
 
2014-01-08 01:42:00 PM

johnny_vegas: The_Sponge: SlothB77: Imagine getting tickets to a football game and having seats right next to this guy.  It would ruin the whole game.

Wrong.

The_Sponge: This is about as crazy as I get at Seahawks games:

[i22.photobucket.com image 240x320]

ah, now I understand



Heh.
 
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