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(Denver Channel)   If you're going to shoplift at Wal-Mart, try not to cary your crystal meth and loaded Glock with you. And don't try to bribe the arresting officer   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Glock, police officers, glass, bribes  
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3995 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2014 at 9:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-07 11:44:48 PM  
1 vote:
bribery, attempt to influence a public official

Sounds like he should get those charges dropped.  Thanks to Citizens United this is not bribery, handing money to a government official and attempting to influence them has been ruled to be free speech and protected by the 1st amendment.
2014-01-07 10:14:27 PM  
1 vote:
People inside a McDonald's inside a Walmart are an even greater sub-species.  And they even have glass walls so you can watch them graze.

/sometimes I only want to go to one store, and I need a humidifier, a cheap subwoofer, and milk
2014-01-07 09:36:20 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he bought that stuff there
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