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(Denver Channel)   If you're going to shoplift at Wal-Mart, try not to cary your crystal meth and loaded Glock with you. And don't try to bribe the arresting officer   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 5
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2014-01-08 01:30:26 AM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Meth is schedule II? Huh. I'd have thought one.


Yeah, schedule one if for the really dangerous stuff that has no medicinal value, like pot.
2014-01-07 11:44:48 PM
1 votes:
bribery, attempt to influence a public official

Sounds like he should get those charges dropped.  Thanks to Citizens United this is not bribery, handing money to a government official and attempting to influence them has been ruled to be free speech and protected by the 1st amendment.
2014-01-07 10:11:03 PM
1 votes:
You know why tweakers in most countries don't have handguns? Because if they had hundreds of dollars to spend on black market pistols they wouldn't be shoplifting at Walmart.

Know why tweakers in America have handguns? Cuz they're cheap and available.

It's not that gun regulation doesn't work. It's that America has laughable, often-negligible gun regulation that is easily circumvented by criminals and lunatics.
2014-01-07 09:22:54 PM
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He was stupid for carrying a gun, stupid for shop lifting, but trying to bribe a cop working at Wal-Mart?  Considering Wally World pay scales I would have given him about a 90% chance of success on that.
2014-01-07 09:08:44 PM
1 votes:
And, remember there are two r's in carry.
 
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