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(Metro)   Man tries to have sex with a buffet cart. No one came back for seconds   (metro.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-01-07 06:53:04 PM
Well, the mashed potatoes really shouldn't have been dressed like that.
 
2014-01-07 07:04:30 PM
Was it a Jimmy Buffet?

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Humpin' a lovely shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a trolley to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
 
2014-01-07 07:07:36 PM
Any side dishes with that boink? Or was it a-la-cart?
 
2014-01-07 07:33:03 PM
Poor Zack Ryder.  He had such potential.  XD
 
2014-01-07 08:03:21 PM
Carte blanche for chaos, carte blanche for fun. When he's cumming you better run!
 
2014-01-07 08:07:38 PM
Was he obese?
Had he been there four hour?
FOUR HOUR?
 
2014-01-07 08:16:24 PM
watch it wiggle. see it jigg.....RAPE RAPE RAPE
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2014-01-07 08:17:18 PM

vudukungfu: Was he obese?
Had he been there four hour?
FOUR HOUR?


No matta. We laundry now.
 
2014-01-07 08:18:42 PM
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2014-01-07 08:19:27 PM
*please no, please no, OMG please no....*

*clicks link*

Oh thank GAWD, I was really worried this was about me.
 
2014-01-07 08:19:31 PM
Laundry carts are tighter.
 
2014-01-07 08:21:50 PM

fusillade762: Well, the mashed potatoes salad really shouldn't have been dressed like that.


FTFM
 
2014-01-07 08:23:22 PM

fusillade762: Well, the mashed potatoes really shouldn't have been dressed like that.


They didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.
 
2014-01-07 08:24:07 PM
Make sure that's really ranch dressing you're dipping your carrots in...
 
2014-01-07 08:24:26 PM

SpdrJay: Laundry carts are tighter.


But some drink carts are just asking for it.

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2014-01-07 08:27:04 PM
Goyle still has not recovered from the death of Crabbe.

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2014-01-07 08:30:02 PM
When I was growing up on Clydeside, a friend remarked that there was a drunken wee nyaff on every bus and train. Every year I stayed there, I observed that he was right.
Glad to see that the tradition continues.
 
2014-01-07 08:32:55 PM
Inna Carta da buffet, baby, don't you know that I loooooooove you!
 
2014-01-07 08:33:14 PM

BMFPitt: fusillade762: Well, the mashed potatoes really shouldn't have been dressed like that.

They didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.


dammit!

/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-01-07 08:40:04 PM
It  was the drinks cart.

It's farked me many times.
 
2014-01-07 08:40:23 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: fusillade762: Well, the mashed potatoes salad really shouldn't have been dressed tossed like that.

FTFM


/sorry
 
2014-01-07 08:40:27 PM
That's how he rolls.
 
2014-01-07 08:41:22 PM
FTA -- "According to fiscal dispute Jim Eodanable, he also fell on to his face and began rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and yelling about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.

I'm aware that boot = car trunk and lift = elevator and boiled meat = supper in England but WTF does fiscal dispute mean?
 
2014-01-07 08:43:48 PM

Prey4reign: FTA -- "According to fiscal dispute Jim Eodanable, he also fell on to his face and began rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and yelling about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.

I'm aware that boot = car trunk and lift = elevator and boiled meat = supper in England but WTF does fiscal dispute mean?


It's what happens when the Brits have a Tea Party and no one wants to pay for anything. Same as here.
 
2014-01-07 08:52:37 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I would be writing to you. I go to a small university in Angus...
 
2014-01-07 08:54:04 PM
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2014-01-07 09:00:13 PM

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Well did he?

 
2014-01-07 09:01:20 PM
Descarte was dining at a restaurant. The waitress brought by the dessert cart and asked if he wanted anything.

Descarte responded by saying, "I think not." And to the waitress' surprise, he disappeared.
 
2014-01-07 09:10:33 PM
"legal Highs"...WTF is this?

(May I be so bold as to ask this question, being from the other side of the "pond"...)

Where it's 60 degrees right now, and it NEVER snows, rains 4 or 5 times a year.
OK...it does get to 115 in the summer, but it' a "dry heat"

Really
 
2014-01-07 09:14:51 PM
Is this the man that wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?

/not obscure
 
2014-01-07 09:49:35 PM
BUFFETSECKS?
 
2014-01-07 09:52:42 PM
And I thought trainspotting was a weird hobby....
 
2014-01-07 10:23:53 PM
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hide your corn, hide your waffles, hide your hamburgers cause he rapin' everything out here
 
2014-01-07 10:30:11 PM
Well, nobody wanted sloppy seconds.
 
2014-01-07 10:36:59 PM
http://oglaf.com/croquembouche/  (possibly nsfw) Heheh.
 
2014-01-07 11:23:47 PM
Definitely some Brit-like typing detected in that article.
 
2014-01-07 11:30:08 PM
lbeeandthemoneytree.com

GIS for "Sexy Buffet Cart"
 
2014-01-07 11:32:30 PM
Mmm Mmm, that cream sauce on the peas is banging!
 
2014-01-08 12:01:08 AM
I usually go for the waitress instead.
 
2014-01-08 01:22:08 AM

dpzum1: "legal Highs"...WTF is this?

(May I be so bold as to ask this question, being from the other side of the "pond"...)

Where it's 60 degrees right now, and it NEVER snows, rains 4 or 5 times a year.
OK...it does get to 115 in the summer, but it' a "dry heat"

Really


Pretty much anything legal that gets you intoxicated, but isn't booze. Back in the day, it mainly meant amyl nitrate; these days it tends to be any number of unregulated psychoactives - sufficiently different from cannabis, meth or MDMA to be outside the UK Law - think, Salvia, ether, Methedrone...
 
2014-01-08 08:10:20 AM

Prey4reign: FTA -- "According to fiscal dispute Jim Eodanable, he also fell on to his face and began rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and yelling about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.

I'm aware that boot = car trunk and lift = elevator and boiled meat = supper in England but WTF does fiscal dispute mean?


That should read "fecal dispute". He wanted to poop on the buffet.
 
2014-01-08 10:40:58 AM

Road Rash: Prey4reign: FTA -- "According to fiscal dispute Jim Eodanable, he also fell on to his face and began rubbing his chest, sticking his tongue out and yelling about what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.

I'm aware that boot = car trunk and lift = elevator and boiled meat = supper in England but WTF does fiscal dispute mean?

That should read "fecal dispute". He wanted to poop on the buffet.



Actually "fiscal depute". It means the prosecutor.
 
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