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(USA Today)   Former Miss Venezuela and ex-husband slain during robbery in front of their five-year-old, who was last seen with a butler in a bat-infested cave   (usatoday.com) divider line 64
    More: Sad, Miss Venezuela, Monica Spear, divorces, South American country, robbery  
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2014-01-07 05:46:51 PM  
A shootin' seems a little harsh for being drunk on the plane, maybe there's a curse on the pageant.
 
2014-01-07 05:48:18 PM  
Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?
 
2014-01-07 05:52:51 PM  
Express your empathy.  The Fark Sociopathic Army (FSA) may or may not treat you kindly.
 
2014-01-07 06:12:33 PM  

quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic?


??? The idea of giving a five-year-old a hero to look up to who is just like him is a bad thing???

/am I missing something here?
 
2014-01-07 06:17:19 PM  
Thanks Obama Chavez
 
2014-01-07 06:29:10 PM  
Spear was crowned Miss Venezuela in 2004 and had acted in numerous soap operas for the U.S.-based Telemundo network, most recently Pasion Prohibida.

Prime suspect: Hermano
 
2014-01-07 06:52:17 PM  

quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?


Some Farkers just want to watch the world burn.
 
2014-01-07 06:55:55 PM  
Now for the bikini pics.
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2014-01-07 07:00:25 PM  
Par for the course in that cesspit called South America.
 
2014-01-07 07:01:04 PM  
now this headline, folks, is how you do black comedy.
 
2014-01-07 07:01:12 PM  

farkingismybusiness: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

Some Farkers just want to watch the world burn.


In all fairness I don't want to just watch it burn. I want to take a wiz on the ashes.
 
2014-01-07 07:02:47 PM  
I hate it when gorgeous women die
 
2014-01-07 07:03:01 PM  

SilentStrider: now this headline, folks, is how you do black comedy.


Why do you have to make it a race thing?
 
2014-01-07 07:05:18 PM  

quickdraw: Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?


It's not just you. MOst of the calm, reasoned actual human beings have fled. Given up, moved on, decided to spend their efforts elsewhere. Most of what remains is... what you see now. mostly rabid reactionary and largely trollish.

But not all.
 
2014-01-07 07:05:29 PM  

SilentStrider: now this headline, folks, is how you do black comedy.


^^^ This ^^^

Subby hit the mark. I chuckled and then felt really bad about it.

+1
 
2014-01-07 07:06:03 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I hate it when gorgeous women die


Could be worse, could be blonde
 
2014-01-07 07:06:29 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Par for the course in that cesspit called South America.


Well if it weren't for folks who insist on tanking the place due to a failed 19th century economic policy, it would be much nicer.
 
2014-01-07 07:07:03 PM  

quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?


In all fairness, the sad tag was used, so there's that.  But yeah I see where you're going with this.

Also, the kid's a little young.  My nephew's name is Bruce Wayne, and he's the same age as this kid.  When he turns 8, I'm placing his mother under protection.  I don't need to lose any more family, but she named her kid Bruce, so, she might have what's coming to her.
 
2014-01-07 07:07:04 PM  
I have been in Venezuela in 1990, 2000, and 2010 for work, and it each time it got progressively worse.  In 2010 it looked like the garbage mounds in Idiocracy.

You never resist robbers in any country, especially latin america, where you can put a hit out on someone for 25 bucks, you think the robber ain't gonna shoot you if you act tough?

Plus, might be made to look like a robbery, they could have been involved in some shady shiat.
 
2014-01-07 07:07:26 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Now for the bikini pics.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]
[lh5.ggpht.com image 512x369]


i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-07 07:09:35 PM  

LewDux: HaywoodJablonski: I hate it when gorgeous women die

Could be worse, could be blonde


Meh. Personal preference. There's nothing better (to me) than a hot, feisty Latin girl.
 
2014-01-07 07:10:15 PM  

quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?


Fark has been full of assholes for as long as Ive been cruising here. First started lurking back in 2000. So yep pretty much a pack of c*nts here from day one.
 
2014-01-07 07:11:34 PM  
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By comparison the murder rate in the US is 4.7 per 100,000, and that is considered violent
 
2014-01-07 07:16:20 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

Fark has been full of assholes for as long as Ive been cruising here. First started lurking back in 2000. So yep pretty much a pack of c*nts here from day one.


I'd have to agree. It's part of its charm
 
2014-01-07 07:16:27 PM  

quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?


It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference
 
2014-01-07 07:17:44 PM  

uber humper: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference


I believe it's a reference to Dracula.
 
2014-01-07 07:18:08 PM  
In other news, the only reason you're hearing about yet another murder in Venezuela is that this one involved a minor celebrity.
 
2014-01-07 07:18:28 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Now for the bikini pics.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]
[lh5.ggpht.com image 512x369]


I suppose it would be too callous, in light of the tragedy, for anyone to express the wish to have the still-warm corpse brought in the direction of his or her tent, then?
 
2014-01-07 07:19:04 PM  

you are a puppet: uber humper: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference

I believe it's a reference to Dracula.


Can't be - Dracula's that guy that was on John Doe. I think you're confusing him with Blade. It's clearly a reference to Blade.
 
2014-01-07 07:19:52 PM  
LOL at white knights come out in force when pics of a pretty girl are in the article.

Note to Fark - your sacred cow isn't everyone elses sacred cow. Welcome to Fark.
 
2014-01-07 07:21:11 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: LewDux: HaywoodJablonski: I hate it when gorgeous women die

Could be worse, could be blonde

Meh. Personal preference. There's nothing better (to me) than a hot, feisty Latingirl.


FTFM
 
ecl
2014-01-07 07:23:49 PM  

zzrhardy: LOL at white knights come out in force when pics of a pretty girl are in the article.

Note to Fark - your sacred cow isn't everyone elses sacred cow. Welcome to Fark.


It's the kid they are all concern-fapping over.  Get it straight.
 
2014-01-07 07:24:31 PM  

FormlessOne: you are a puppet: uber humper: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference

I believe it's a reference to Dracula.

Can't be - Dracula's that guy that was on John Doe. I think you're confusing him with Blade. It's clearly a reference to Blade.


John Doe? The TRACTOR?
 
2014-01-07 07:26:36 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Now for the bikini pics.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]
[lh5.ggpht.com image 512x369]


Damn.... thanks for the pics.... But even I can't kill a kitten looking at a dead lady.
 
ecl
2014-01-07 07:29:09 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: farkingismybusiness: Now for the bikini pics.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]
[lh5.ggpht.com image 512x369]

Damn.... thanks for the pics.... But even I can't kill a kitten looking at a dead lady.


You just aren't trying hard enough.
 
2014-01-07 07:31:44 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: farkingismybusiness: Now for the bikini pics.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]
[lh5.ggpht.com image 512x369]

Damn.... thanks for the pics.... But even I can't kill a kitten looking at a dead lady.


See? Fark is chock fulla nobility!
 
2014-01-07 07:37:55 PM  

FormlessOne: you are a puppet: uber humper: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference

I believe it's a reference to Dracula.

Can't be - Dracula's that guy that was on John Doe. I think you're confusing him with Blade. It's clearly a reference to Blade.


Got it. Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in front of him
 
2014-01-07 07:38:13 PM  
I was upset before.  However, after seeing the bikini picks, I am demanding that the full weight of the free world be brought to bear down justice on the murderous cowards who have committed this crime.
 
2014-01-07 07:42:37 PM  
Bad! Damn it, if you're gonna kill people, please leave the pretty and handsome ones alone! They have a lot of friends, fans, and family who will miss them! At least if you kill the unattractive ones, almost nobody will cry.

(Someone, please try to make a more cold hearted statement than the one above.)
 
ecl
2014-01-07 07:44:03 PM  

uber humper: FormlessOne: you are a puppet: uber humper: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

It doesn't bother me. Probably because I don't get subby's reference

I believe it's a reference to Dracula.

Can't be - Dracula's that guy that was on John Doe. I think you're confusing him with Blade. It's clearly a reference to Blade.

Got it. Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in front of him


Spoiler Alert you f*ckers!
 
2014-01-07 07:47:06 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: LewDux: HaywoodJablonski: I hate it when gorgeous women die

Could be worse, could be blonde

Meh. Personal preference. There's nothing better (to me) than a hot, feisty Latin girl.


Hot black women > hot latin women.  Case in point:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-07 07:48:25 PM  
That boy is going to have some good eatin'. Mmmm, chicken of the cave.
 
2014-01-07 07:56:42 PM  
[Youngzoesaldaniathrowingupinhandsayingmepassport.jpg]
 
2014-01-07 08:03:28 PM  
From the headline in the articular, I actually thought Monica was lanced in a robbery.
 
2014-01-07 08:10:15 PM  
Here's the picture of Mr. Venezuela:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-07 08:11:10 PM  
Subby knows what he did and why he did it. For shame.
 
2014-01-07 08:13:31 PM  
I was unaware that Mrs. Wayne was supposed to be a hottie.

/Probably something else that the Image farktwits running DC nowadays retconned or rebooted or whatever.
 
2014-01-07 08:14:40 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: teenage mutant ninja rapist: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

Fark has been full of assholes for as long as Ive been cruising here. First started lurking back in 2000. So yep pretty much a pack of c*nts here from day one.

I'd have to agree. It's part of its charm


Hey man it's what keeps me coming back.

"sniff sniff" I love you guys!
 
2014-01-07 08:14:43 PM  
Jack Nicholson is best Joker.
 
2014-01-07 08:35:22 PM  

farkingismybusiness: quickdraw: Wow subby you are one callous mofo.

Has Fark always been so sociopathic? Did I just not notice in 2004 when I started hanging out here, or has it gotten more and more cold hearted over time?

Some Farkers just want to watch the world burn.



I suspect the ones currently encased in ice.
 
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