Uighurs pleased, Aaron Rodgers f*cks some Bears, and dolphins learn to puffer, puffer, pass: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/29 - 1/4
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Headlines of the Week for last week. Enjoy!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-12-29 to Sat 2014-01-04:
Sunni members of Iraqi Parliament quit after the shiate hits the fan
Super callous manduca sexta protects with halitosis
Billionaire upset with the Pope's comments about capitalism says he may withhold donation, will instead spend the money on an attempt to get a camel through the eye of a needle
Man refuses girlfriend's request to spoon, so she reaches for the knife. Now she's forked
Where's the apartment building fire that's causing residents to perspire? SHAFT... You're damn right
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Woman reveals her addiction to drinking paint. Experts say it might be okay if she was thinner
OJ Simpson has cancer, and wants to die at home, like his victims
Monday: Man crashes U-Haul truck, sets house ablaze, robs another and steals frozen elk meat. Friday: He's found fully clad in hot tub with machete. Interrogators can't wait to hear about rest of week
Seattle woman has three-hour orgasm that lands her in the hospital, her boyfriend in the hall of fame
U.S. icebreaker on its way to assist Australian icebreaker sent to help Chinese icebreaker dispatched to free Russian icebreaker
Aaron Rodgers responds to gay rumors by f*cking some Bears
Shanahanded his walking papers
Regardless of which bowl you watched, OSU blew it to the Tigers with a turnover in the last two minutes
Puffer, puffer, pass
Federal government buys Arizona land that may hold dinosaur fossils. Will now be the second U.S protected dinosaur sanctuary recognized in Arizona, after the home of John McCain
Scientists learn to break down cancer cells defenses. Next step: how to get it to roll over on its buddies before it demands to see a lawyer
"Bronx Tale" actor Lillo Brancato paroled after doing eight years for burglary related to a cop-killing; his former fellow inmates remember him fondly as one of their three great ones
NPR presents its top ten metal albums of 2013. To be followed by the Vatican's list of its top ten porn stars
Yo holmes, smell you later
Good news: Republicans declare war on themselves. Bad news: Republican track record at winning wars
"Pro-family" ME senate candidate says his conviction for domestic violence was a result of being "railroaded" by a court system that outrageously allows you to be convicted on nothing more than the sworn testimony of an eyewitness
Ford ends 2013 as America's best selling car. Apparently, since the recession, foreign models are just too small for a family of four to live in comfortably
Hewlett-Packard tells 5,000 more workers to cache in their chips
Beanie Baby creator seeks to avoid jail time, is afraid of not coming out in untouched, pristine condition
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