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(Sun Sentinel)   If you crash your car into a pole and then run from the scene, make sure cops can't identify you by the imprint of the steering wheel in your chin   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Dana Van Weenen, Palm Beach County Jail, BrettClarkson, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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2014-01-07 03:26:16 PM
Okay, I'll do that, thanks.
 
2014-01-07 03:33:10 PM
Police said they found syringes, spoons and pills in her vehicle

Maybe she had a cold.
 
2014-01-07 03:35:08 PM
Little dipper on a big dip?
 
2014-01-07 10:42:58 PM
I hope she gets the help she needs for her drug addiction.
 
2014-01-07 10:43:54 PM
"Deer ran in the road. I tried to dodge it but....."
 
2014-01-07 10:44:57 PM
again?
 
2014-01-07 10:50:20 PM
Twenty-one?

[reads article again]

Goddamn, I look half her age, and I'm more than twice as old.
 
2014-01-07 10:59:56 PM
You know who else crashed into the Poles?
 
2014-01-07 11:01:12 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You know who else crashed into the Poles?


Nice.
 
2014-01-07 11:02:14 PM

Gyrfalcon: Twenty-one?

[reads article again]

Goddamn, I look half her age, and I'm more than twice as old.


Yea, but can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Cause I am guessing she can, and has. Many, many times.
 
2014-01-07 11:02:23 PM

MechaPyx: I hope she gets the help she needs for her drug addiction.


throwing her in jail, and making sure she gets fired, and whatever other damage this does to her life will help towards that.

are you farking kidding?

/amurica!!! fark yeah!
 
2014-01-07 11:02:59 PM

MechaPyx: I hope she gets the help she needs for her drug addiction.


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA HAAA HAHAHAAAHAHAHA
 
2014-01-07 11:09:15 PM
OTOH, back when I took drivers ed in high school in the mid Sixties, our teacher had an interesting teaching aide to show what can happen in a crash.  It was a bent hard plastic steering wheel.  The kicker was that it also had teeth marks in it, about a quarter of an inch deep dug into it by some poor sap's middle front teeth.
 
2014-01-07 11:09:45 PM

SearchN: Gyrfalcon: Twenty-one?

[reads article again]

Goddamn, I look half her age, and I'm more than twice as old.

Yea, but can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Cause I am guessing she can, and has. Many, many times.


No, but she won't live to suck much longer, I'm guessing.
 
2014-01-07 11:11:27 PM
She was trapped by the pole her vortex.
 
2014-01-07 11:16:19 PM
Well, it looks like her liver is in good condition, so at least she has that going for her.
 
2014-01-07 11:27:03 PM

Gyrfalcon: SearchN: Gyrfalcon: Twenty-one?

[reads article again]

Goddamn, I look half her age, and I'm more than twice as old.

Yea, but can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Cause I am guessing she can, and has. Many, many times.

No, but she won't live to suck much longer, I'm guessing.


Flip side though:

It's a mug shot, shes high as a kite and she was just in a wreck. She might clean up nicely.
 
2014-01-07 11:27:07 PM
'round here, some woman crashed into a telephone pole hard enough to break it.  Took out the power in half the town.  Car still ran, so she ran from the cops, successfully.  Circles all the way around the town, goes back to the bar she came from...a block from the scene, with police still there, in her wrecked car.

Drunk people are geniuses, truly.
 
2014-01-07 11:36:58 PM

Aulus: OTOH, back when I took drivers ed in high school in the mid Sixties, our teacher had an interesting teaching aide to show what can happen in a crash.  It was a bent hard plastic steering wheel.  The kicker was that it also had teeth marks in it, about a quarter of an inch deep dug into it by some poor sap's middle front teeth.


I can't believe they were allowed to beat your faces with a plastic steering wheel.
 
2014-01-07 11:43:46 PM

Odoriferous Queef: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You know who else crashed into the Poles?

Nice.


One of the best ever, I would say.
 
2014-01-07 11:56:29 PM
My facial imprint on a steering wheel can only indicate I faceplanted into that steering wheel at some point in the past, not necessarily the crash they are investigating.
 
2014-01-08 12:04:55 AM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: 'round here, some woman crashed into a telephone pole hard enough to break it.  Took out the power in half the town.  Car still ran, so she ran from the cops, successfully.  Circles all the way around the town, goes back to the bar she came from...a block from the scene, with police still there, in her wrecked car.

Drunk people are geniuses, truly.


I was lucky enough to have a conversation with a very drunk Russian sounding lady after she managed to roll her SUV on its side and break a telephone pole in half rather spectacularly as the car was 50-100 feet past the pole.

Me: How much have you had to drink?
Her: (I forget exactly what she had) Four drinks and two beers!
Me (waving over a police officer): Do you want to tell the officer here what you just told me?
Her: Sure!
 
2014-01-08 12:39:44 AM
I want to party with this chick, but I prefer to drive.
 
2014-01-08 01:07:30 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-08 02:29:43 AM
Better then a boat wheel to the crotch.
 
2014-01-08 04:23:48 AM
Where's Clarence when he is really needed?
 
2014-01-08 07:53:28 AM
Dont drive Chinese made cars?
www.omniauto.it

/that was at 7 mph....and a rear panel side impact.
 
2014-01-08 08:10:05 AM
Soma pill?  Was she on a soma holiday where the dripping patchouli was more than scent, it was the sun?
 
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