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(International Business Times)   UK government gives porn employers subsidies to hire young people   (ibtimes.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Iain Duncan Smith, DWP, porn movies, sex shops, porn actors  
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2014-01-07 11:27:10 AM  
That sounds barely legal.
 
2014-01-07 12:32:28 PM  
Off the dole and on the pole.
 
2014-01-07 01:15:44 PM  
Looks like the British taxpayers are getting fisted.
 
2014-01-07 01:16:11 PM  

brap: Off the dole and on the pole.


Outstanding
 
2014-01-07 01:16:23 PM  

Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.


LOL. Done in one
 
2014-01-07 01:22:06 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.

LOL. Done in one


We can shut down this thread. Its been won.
 
2014-01-07 01:24:50 PM  
FTA: "[the] Department for Work and Pensions . . . has granted wage subsidies to porn industry employers to take on Britain's youth."

1. Paging A-ha
2. Was that a typo?  Did they mean "take in?"
 
2014-01-07 01:25:16 PM  
Sounds like one of those work from home scams.

"I was a stay at home mother and were barely able to get by on my husbands pay check.  I then found the government sponsored program Motivation Integration Life Finance.  Now we have more money than ever and most days I stay in bed."
 
2014-01-07 01:25:44 PM  
Something, something 'growth market'. Something 'maximum penetration'. Something, something 'riddled with disease opportunities'.
 
2014-01-07 01:26:59 PM  
So POV shoots now happen in the UK.  Glad the male performers finally get paid instead of just laid.

Also expect lots more threesome action.  Both girls get to be support staff for each other - makeup, fluffers, etc...  And if the girls take a photography course and they snap a few shots, they can get that ticket punched too.

Yay porn!

/So not interested in seeing more British Dentistry clients in my porn though.
//And Brit birds say the most unsexy things while getting shagged - thank god for the mute button
 
2014-01-07 01:29:04 PM  

Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.


I was gonna come in here with something witty about being overweight and having a penis shaped like a corkscrew, but I got nothing now, except Mountain Dew all over my screen and streaks from where my Cheetos fingers tried to clean it off.

Well Done.
 
2014-01-07 01:30:11 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-07 01:33:02 PM  
Sounds like the age discrimination lawsuit we've all been waiting for.
 
2014-01-07 01:33:09 PM  
"Must have 10 years experience"
 
2014-01-07 01:34:24 PM  

DiarrheaVanFrank: FTA: "[the] Department for Work and Pensions . . . has granted wage subsidies to porn industry employers to take on Britain's youth."

1. Paging A-ha
2. Was that a typo?  Did they mean "take in?"


"Take on" = "hire".
 
2014-01-07 01:37:33 PM  
FTFA:  those working behind the camera or the auxiliary side of industry. For example, adult entertainment employers which hire Britain's youth can expect to claim the £2,275 wage subsidy if they work as webcam operators

I think someone is unclear on the whole webcam concept
 
2014-01-07 01:38:34 PM  
Camera and sound people, not actors.
 
2014-01-07 01:39:21 PM  
Also, the picture with the article... is that a nipple?

/clicked away very quickly.
 
2014-01-07 01:41:44 PM  
Approves!
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-07 01:42:36 PM  

monoski: Camera and sound people, not actors.



I hope I'm not giving anything away, but I've sometimes felt that Farkers feign ignorance when they're looking to make a joke.
 
2014-01-07 01:42:55 PM  

reillan: Also, the picture with the article... is that a nipple?

/clicked away very quickly.


I think so, eagle eye!
 
2014-01-07 01:43:32 PM  

reillan: Also, the picture with the article... is that a nipple?

/clicked away very quickly.


Yes, I think it was.   It is kind of in the background, but it could very well be one.

/feels bad that he had to look twice to see it
 
2014-01-07 01:45:07 PM  
How about subsidies for MILFs????
 
2014-01-07 01:46:29 PM  

Ambitwistor: DiarrheaVanFrank: FTA: "[the] Department for Work and Pensions . . . has granted wage subsidies to porn industry employers to take on Britain's youth."

1. Paging A-ha
2. Was that a typo?  Did they mean "take in?"

"Take on" = "hire".


I understood that =)  Also "take on" = "have sex with, as in a gang bang", and "take in" = "admire" or more literally "be penetrated"
 
2014-01-07 01:47:33 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.

LOL. Done in one


Oh shut up with your stupid done in one crap, Snowflake. It's the most retarded thing on fark.
 
2014-01-07 01:49:18 PM  

poorjon: HaywoodJablonski: Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.

LOL. Done in one

We can shut down this thread. Its been won.


Now now not so fast, this thread has a lot of potential for heavy cummers.
 
2014-01-07 01:49:59 PM  

ohdoublereally: HaywoodJablonski: Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.

LOL. Done in one

Oh shut up with your stupid done in one crap, Snowflake. It's the most retarded thing on fark.


Not even close to the most regarded thing on Fark. Also, I'd suggest not eating Peerios tomorrow.
 
2014-01-07 01:50:20 PM  
What's the point? it's not like anyone can see it because of the UK's pr0n filters.
 
2014-01-07 01:53:27 PM  
Can they get subsidies for attractive people?
 
2014-01-07 01:57:26 PM  

ohdoublereally: HaywoodJablonski: Sybarite: That sounds barely legal.

LOL. Done in one

Oh shut up with your stupid done in one crap, Snowflake. It's the most retarded thing on fark.


I'm a retarded snowflake, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
 
2014-01-07 02:16:00 PM  
This could make it harder for subby's mom to find work.
 
2014-01-07 02:26:33 PM  
www.hotlikesauce.com

/mind you i am still pro-independence
 
2014-01-07 03:10:11 PM  

reillan: Also, the picture with the article... is that a nipple?

/clicked away very quickly.


Yes it is, along with the rest of the tit.
 
2014-01-07 03:39:31 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: reillan: Also, the picture with the article... is that a nipple?

/clicked away very quickly.

I think so, eagle eye!


I have a pornographic memory.
 
2014-01-07 06:10:10 PM  
So we are gonna have some "british hot" pron?
 
2014-01-07 06:29:34 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [www.hotlikesauce.com image 618x530]

/mind you i am still pro-independence


Hard to beat Germany, though:

www.cs.princeton.edu
 
2014-01-07 07:38:58 PM  
Sounds like Jimmy Savile should have hung in there.
 
2014-01-07 11:44:59 PM  
Where were these jobs when I was in school.
 
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