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(TMZ)   Four men break into a professional MMA fighter's house, only three leave   (tmz.com ) divider line
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3403 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Jan 2014 at 11:45 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-07 11:52:56 AM  
4 votes:

machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting

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2014-01-07 12:55:40 PM  
3 votes:
Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.
2014-01-07 01:35:59 PM  
1 vote:
I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"
2014-01-07 01:26:43 PM  
1 vote:
Stupid is staging a home invasion at an MMA fighter's house

fatally stupid is calling ahead to tell him you are coming
2014-01-07 01:16:05 PM  
1 vote:

Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.


Must be the same judges that watched GSP vs. Hendricks.
2014-01-07 01:00:09 PM  
1 vote:

Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.


farking Cecil Peoples, man.
2014-01-07 12:53:33 PM  
1 vote:

van1ty: So his record is now 5-5?


A committee has been convened to determine if he should be DQd for the stabbing.  The other three are pure wins.  At worst, he'll end up at 4-6.
2014-01-07 11:54:38 AM  
1 vote:

BillClintonsCigar: "Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

 ... and a confirmed kill.


Wait, is this the one win? If not, he should be at least 5-5 now, with one KOTN win.
2014-01-07 11:52:26 AM  
1 vote:
"Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

 ... and a confirmed kill.
2014-01-07 11:51:24 AM  
1 vote:

INeedAName: Did he have a gun? I've been told you can only prevent crime if you have a gun.


Re-read the article.  I think he had a gun and stabbed the invaders in the face with it.
2014-01-07 11:49:52 AM  
1 vote:
"FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
 
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