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(TMZ)   Four men break into a professional MMA fighter's house, only three leave   (tmz.com) divider line 64
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2014-01-07 11:46:53 AM  
too bad he can't have a knife in the octagon...
 
2014-01-07 11:49:52 AM  
"FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
 
2014-01-07 11:50:18 AM  
Did he have a gun? I've been told you can only prevent crime if you have a gun.
 
2014-01-07 11:51:24 AM  

INeedAName: Did he have a gun? I've been told you can only prevent crime if you have a gun.


Re-read the article.  I think he had a gun and stabbed the invaders in the face with it.
 
2014-01-07 11:52:26 AM  
"Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

 ... and a confirmed kill.
 
2014-01-07 11:52:56 AM  

machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting

cliffviewpilot.com
 
2014-01-07 11:54:38 AM  

BillClintonsCigar: "Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

 ... and a confirmed kill.


Wait, is this the one win? If not, he should be at least 5-5 now, with one KOTN win.
 
2014-01-07 11:56:03 AM  

machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting


Most people aren't.  Just a little bit of training means you can whip most assholes out there easily
 
2014-01-07 11:59:45 AM  
I guess the deceased was the first one that screamed.
 
2014-01-07 12:00:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting

Most people aren't.  Just a little bit of training means you can whip most assholes out there easily


Oh, no doubt, but anyone can be a "pro fighter". Just call up your local promotion and sign up. There are people that are pro fighters with no formal training (and they almost always get beat like a government mule).

But a UFC-level fighter (or even the upper ends of the local pros) would easily destroy an untrained person twice their size. Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player
 
2014-01-07 12:03:14 PM  

Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
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That one always makes my day a little brighter.  Good post.
 
2014-01-07 12:08:35 PM  
So his record is now 5-5?
 
2014-01-07 12:13:58 PM  

Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]


I can hear the police officer taking the report now, "...sounds legit"
 
2014-01-07 12:17:42 PM  
He killed one home invader, but let the other 3 live? Dude will never be a MMA champion at that rate. :P
 
2014-01-07 12:21:44 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: INeedAName: Did he have a gun? I've been told you can only prevent crime if you have a gun.

Re-read the article.  I think he had a gun and stabbed the invaders in the face with it.


Sounds like it was an assault rifle. Likely an AK47.
 
2014-01-07 12:22:13 PM  

machoprogrammer: Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player


 I was going to mention that...and Huerta wasn't the aggressor initially.  The player cold-cocked a woman and knocked her out...Huerta intervened and the big football player got his ass handed to him.

Hell, Ronda Rousey would take out most untrained men.
 
2014-01-07 12:24:26 PM  

slayer199: machoprogrammer: Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player

 I was going to mention that...and Huerta wasn't the aggressor initially.  The player cold-cocked a woman and knocked her out...Huerta intervened and the big football player got his ass handed to him.

Hell, Ronda Rousey would take out most untrained men.


I'd submit if she got me in a leg lock.
 
2014-01-07 12:26:40 PM  

Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]


That is a thing of beauty. I can picture the Marines when the cops got there. 'Eh, he slipped'
 
2014-01-07 12:29:07 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]

That is a thing of beauty. I can picture the Marines when the cops got there. 'Eh, he slipped'


Is tha a validated true story?  Sounds fishy.  It would be awesome if it were true though.
 
2014-01-07 12:34:41 PM  

Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]


Oh, that is pure GOLD.
"Yes. I slipped and fell."
 
2014-01-07 12:35:09 PM  
Better odds than Thunderdome...
 
2014-01-07 12:37:26 PM  

Farce-Side: slayer199: machoprogrammer: Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player

I was going to mention that...and Huerta wasn't the aggressor initially. The player cold-cocked a woman and knocked her out...Huerta intervened and the big football player got his ass handed to him.

Hell, Ronda Rousey would take out most untrained men.

I'd submit if she got me in a leg lock.


Better known for her Arm Bars,  I'd let her arm bar my baby arm.
 
2014-01-07 12:47:32 PM  
Did the deceased tap out?
 
2014-01-07 12:53:33 PM  

van1ty: So his record is now 5-5?


A committee has been convened to determine if he should be DQd for the stabbing.  The other three are pure wins.  At worst, he'll end up at 4-6.
 
2014-01-07 12:55:40 PM  
Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.
 
2014-01-07 12:56:00 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Unoriginal_Username: Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]

That is a thing of beauty. I can picture the Marines when the cops got there. 'Eh, he slipped'

Is tha a validated true story?  Sounds fishy.  It would be awesome if it were true though.


Welp, I had to go ahead and check it out.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Seems he did in fact stab a Marine, but did not have the ever-living piss beat out of him like he should have.

Here is a CNN article about it, missing the part about 'falling down'

Sometimes we just want something like this to be true because it would be great to read about
 
2014-01-07 12:58:24 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Unoriginal_Username: Misconduc: machoprogrammer: "FYI -- Torrez is a 155-pound lightweight fighter with a record of one win and five losses."

Sounds like the four men weren't too good at fighting
[cliffviewpilot.com image 680x500]

That is a thing of beauty. I can picture the Marines when the cops got there. 'Eh, he slipped'

Is tha a validated true story?  Sounds fishy.  It would be awesome if it were true though.


Sort of. The good part was added later for fun:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
 
2014-01-07 01:00:09 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.


farking Cecil Peoples, man.
 
2014-01-07 01:00:47 PM  
What's cool is that they also added "Tyrone Jackson" so we would know it was a black guy, therefore confirming our prejudices.
 
2014-01-07 01:04:21 PM  

robertus: Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.

farking Cecil Peoples, man.


DAMN!! Just missed posting that
 
2014-01-07 01:04:56 PM  

This Looks Fun: What's cool is that they also added "Tyrone Jackson" so we would know it was a black guy, therefore confirming our prejudices.


Well to be fair, Tyrone did trip over a curb and got injured.
 
2014-01-07 01:08:37 PM  

slayer199: machoprogrammer: Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player

 I was going to mention that...and Huerta wasn't the aggressor initially.  The player cold-cocked a woman and knocked her out...Huerta intervened and the big football player got his ass handed to him.

Hell, Ronda Rousey would take out most untrained men.


Agreed. Brian Urlacher almost picked a fight with Bas Rutten, until he found out who the guy he was trying to pick a fight with was, then apologized lol. I would hate to see what Cain Velasquez would do to a home invader
 
2014-01-07 01:12:34 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.


Cecil Peoples?
 
2014-01-07 01:16:05 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.


Must be the same judges that watched GSP vs. Hendricks.
 
2014-01-07 01:18:32 PM  

Farce-Side: slayer199: machoprogrammer: Hell, look at Roger Huerta vs that Texas Longhorns player

 I was going to mention that...and Huerta wasn't the aggressor initially.  The player cold-cocked a woman and knocked her out...Huerta intervened and the big football player got his ass handed to him.

Hell, Ronda Rousey would take out most untrained men.

I'd submit if she got me in a leg lock.


Too bad she likes arms...
 
2014-01-07 01:26:26 PM  
The only way this could have been more bad-assed is if he pointed at the other three after killing their buddy, dropped his body, and said in a thick Russian accent, "I must BREAK you"
 
2014-01-07 01:26:43 PM  
Stupid is staging a home invasion at an MMA fighter's house

fatally stupid is calling ahead to tell him you are coming
 
2014-01-07 01:27:10 PM  

slayer199: Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.

Must be the same judges that watched GSP vs. Hendricks.


That wasn't a bad decision with the scoring system in place.

PRIDE scoring would have likely seen Hendricks the winner.
 
2014-01-07 01:27:58 PM  
I am suprised the 3 guys haven;t already filed civil suits against him for defending himself from them in his own home.

Because Umericuh.
 
2014-01-07 01:31:31 PM  

JuicePats: That wasn't a bad decision with the scoring system in place.

PRIDE scoring would have likely seen Hendricks the winner.


I watched that fight 3 times...just because I wanted to know if I was missing something with the decision.  It confirmed what I thought...Hendricks got robbed.

Fightmetric would agree:
http://blog.fightmetric.com/2013/11/st-pierre-vs-hendricks-official- uf c.html
 
2014-01-07 01:35:59 PM  
I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"
 
2014-01-07 01:39:08 PM  

Farce-Side: I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"


Geeks and Nerds come in all shapes and sizes. It aint about looking like Urkel or Stephon anymore.
 
2014-01-07 01:40:09 PM  
I'd let him beat me up :)
 
2014-01-07 01:42:26 PM  
Death is what all home invasion robbers deserve.
 
2014-01-07 01:44:32 PM  

slayer199: JuicePats: That wasn't a bad decision with the scoring system in place.

PRIDE scoring would have likely seen Hendricks the winner.

I watched that fight 3 times...just because I wanted to know if I was missing something with the decision.  It confirmed what I thought...Hendricks got robbed.

Fightmetric would agree:
http://blog.fightmetric.com/2013/11/st-pierre-vs-hendricks-official- uf c.html


Fightmetric saying that they thought Hendricks should have won 48-47 hardly indicates a robbery.

A 48-47 score either way or a draw were reasonable scores under the 10 point must system.
 
2014-01-07 01:46:28 PM  

Farce-Side: I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"


Maybe it was their second thought. Maybe their first thought was something else, but he thought the arm comment was more creative and relevant. Knowing the submission tendencies of a fighter just seems like knowing if a QB is right of left-handed. Not your thing? Ok. But knowing something and commenting on it doesn't really seem loserly. I mean, you stepped into a male MMA conversation simply to tell us you think a female unrelated MMA fighter was attractive. That seems just as odd. I think you're reading too much into it.
 
2014-01-07 01:49:56 PM  

This Looks Fun: Farce-Side: I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"

Maybe it was their second thought. Maybe their first thought was something else, but he thought the arm comment was more creative and relevant. Knowing the submission tendencies of a fighter just seems like knowing if a QB is right of left-handed. Not your thing? Ok. But knowing something and commenting on it doesn't really seem loserly. I mean, you stepped into a male MMA conversation simply to tell us you think a female unrelated MMA fighter was attractive. That seems just as odd. I think you're reading too much into it.


Yea...I'm the one who's reading too much into it...
 
2014-01-07 01:51:35 PM  

Farce-Side: This Looks Fun: Farce-Side: I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"

Maybe it was their second thought. Maybe their first thought was something else, but he thought the arm comment was more creative and relevant. Knowing the submission tendencies of a fighter just seems like knowing if a QB is right of left-handed. Not your thing? Ok. But knowing something and commenting on it doesn't really seem loserly. I mean, you stepped into a male MMA conversation simply to tell us you think a female unrelated MMA fighter was attractive. That seems just as odd. I think you're reading too much into it.

Yea...I'm the one who's reading too much into it...


That's the joke, dude. Lighten up.
 
2014-01-07 01:52:09 PM  

Farce-Side: I like how loserly MMA fanboys saw my comment alluding to the fact that I would do sex things with Ronda Rousey and the first thought was "NO SHE DOES ARMBARS NOT LEG LOCKS!!!"


When she had Tate in that reverse triangle, I commented to my buddy that I'd love to be trapped between her thighs...just not to the point of unconsciousness.
 
2014-01-07 02:03:30 PM  

eagles95: robertus: Timmy the Tumor: Unfortunately, the match went to the judges who scored it 39-38, 40-38, 39-37 for the dead guy.

farking Cecil Peoples, man.

DAMN!! Just missed posting that


Posted it before scrolling down :(
 
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