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(   Now that DeSean Jackson has a firm grasp of the concept of a goal line, he might need some more money, because he's that much more valuable   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, DeSean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin, goal line, Drew Rosenhaus, Howie Roseman, Riley Cooper, ACL injury, unrestricted free agent  
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936 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Jan 2014 at 10:21 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-07 02:43:34 PM  
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thecpt: Me and an my eagles fan friend have debated for like four years now about who was the better draft pick, desean or jordy. We're kind of at a stalemate

DeSean is faster, Jordy is stronger with better hands.

DeSean is a twat, Jordy is a stand-up guy and a leader for the younger receivers.

DeSean pisses and moans in the media constantly. Quick, name me one 'bad' Jordy Nelson quote in the media.

Desean  is over-hyped and over-priced. Jordy just does his farking job and does it damn well. AND he knows how to block.

Did I miss anything?
2014-01-07 12:57:02 PM  
1 vote:

To paraphrase a line from one of my favorite movies:

Desean, you got no place else to go!

Jackson is signed to a contract (which has been extended once to get him mo' money) for the next three years.  The penalties for holding out and sulking would be too much for all but the most self-absorbed asshole to put up with.  What the Eagles need, besides some good defensive secondary players would be a big wide out (ala Megatron) to take the ability away from opposing teams to just smother Jackson.
2014-01-07 11:13:02 AM  
1 vote:
I'd love to see him traded for a good Safety. He's got talent but I've never liked his attitude and he's not a receiver that can out muscle a highschool CB.
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