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(ABC)   The seven most beautiful women in the world over age 60. You can tell they're old because their hands are like two bags of snakes   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 98
    More: Obvious, humans, Jane Seymour, Mary Steenburgen, Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon, Ted Danson, Pippa Middleton, Bette Davis  
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2014-01-07 09:29:00 AM
Susan Sarandon? Uh, no.
 
2014-01-07 09:56:17 AM
Hands always give it away, always.
 
2014-01-07 09:56:29 AM
Ill uave to say yes Jane Seymour like the fist of an angry god.
 
2014-01-07 09:56:33 AM
No Bernadette Peters?  Shenanigans!
 
2014-01-07 09:59:41 AM
Nice job showing black and white photos of them when they were young, dildoes. Who cares if you have any proof they are still attractive.
 
2014-01-07 10:02:22 AM

bikerbob59: Hands always give it away, always.


Only when they are saving themselves for marriage, and they don't like receiving anal or giving oral.
 
2014-01-07 10:05:45 AM
So, only the old pics?  Someone was lazy, but yes, most of those women are still quite desirable.  Mary Steenbergen, perhaps even hotter.
 
2014-01-07 10:13:03 AM
I believe the proper term for Meryl Streep is handsome rather than beautiful.
 
2014-01-07 10:14:08 AM
I guess we have to take their word for it.
 
2014-01-07 10:16:33 AM

Fano: Nice job showing black and white photos of them when they were young, dildoes. Who cares if you have any proof they are still attractive.


Yeah I would like to see older pictures of them as well. Goldie Hawn has had a bit of work though. Not looking like the joker yet but she could be on her way.
 
2014-01-07 10:19:12 AM

Wellon Dowd: I believe the proper term for Meryl Streep is handsome rather than beautiful.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCXtJz4nhMg

Lens filters were not enough to mask her appearance, so they draped a cheesecloth over the lens.
 
2014-01-07 10:26:25 AM

groppet: Fano: Nice job showing black and white photos of them when they were young, dildoes. Who cares if you have any proof they are still attractive.

Yeah I would like to see older pictures of them as well. Goldie Hawn has had a bit of work though. Not looking like the joker yet but she could be on her way.


To be the Jokers grandmother.

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2014-01-07 10:31:00 AM

theflatline: groppet: Fano: Nice job showing black and white photos of them when they were young, dildoes. Who cares if you have any proof they are still attractive.

Yeah I would like to see older pictures of them as well. Goldie Hawn has had a bit of work though. Not looking like the joker yet but she could be on her way.

To be the Jokers grandmother.

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
 
2014-01-07 10:33:16 AM
Why are Sophia and Raquel not on that list?
 
2014-01-07 10:35:14 AM
Sure is gay in this thread.

/nttawwt
 
2014-01-07 10:35:41 AM
Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn (who is a mess now) but no Raquel Welch?
 
2014-01-07 10:40:52 AM
waiting on the white-knighters to post "oh, newsflash, celebrities look older when they get older" response to the Goldie Hawn pic above...
 
2014-01-07 10:42:11 AM
So yeah, tell me they're hot now and show me old black and white photos. I can't fap to this. And even if I could, that picture of Goldie Hawn nuked my boner into a smoldering pile of ashes.
 
2014-01-07 10:45:38 AM

groppet: Yeah I would like to see older pictures of them as well. Goldie Hawn has had a bit of work though. Not looking like the joker yet but she could be on her way.


Goldie Hawn does NOT belong on this list.
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2014-01-07 10:47:39 AM
ITT: The reason why some hot Hollywood actresses go completely into seclusion once they get a certain age.

"I wonder what ever happened to.........?" You happened, people.
 
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2014-01-07 10:53:35 AM

cryinoutloud: ITT: The reason why some hot Hollywood actresses go completely into seclusion once they get a certain age.

"I wonder what ever happened to.........?" You happened, people.


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2014-01-07 10:54:10 AM

cryinoutloud: ITT: The reason why some hot Hollywood actresses go completely into seclusion once they get a certain age.

"I wonder what ever happened to.........?" You happened, people.


ITT:  People who confuse "I don't think X is one of the most beautiful women over 60." with "God, I hate old women, they should stay hidden away if they aren't good looking anymore!!!"
 
2014-01-07 10:57:06 AM
Great article. Claims these women over 60 are beautiful, shows pictures of them when they were young. Morons.
 
2014-01-07 10:58:21 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: groppet: Yeah I would like to see older pictures of them as well. Goldie Hawn has had a bit of work though. Not looking like the joker yet but she could be on her way.

Goldie Hawn does NOT belong on this list.
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Christ, she looks like Yoda.
 
2014-01-07 11:00:21 AM
On a lighter note, i don;t remember who was dissing Susan Sarandon uprthread, but SS was pretty gorgeous when she was young

Here's Susan Sarandon, her breasts, her daughter, and her breasts

www.popcrunch.com
 
2014-01-07 11:03:10 AM
Mary Steenburgen? Yes, please!
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2014-01-07 11:07:13 AM
Is Emmylou Harris on that list?
 
2014-01-07 11:09:02 AM
I've broken some hearts, and I'll break some hips....
 
2014-01-07 11:10:19 AM
The might as well have posted a picture of Shirley Temple from Good Ship Lollipop as dumb as that slideshow was.
 
2014-01-07 11:10:40 AM
Fail tag unavailable for comment.
 
2014-01-07 11:18:07 AM

cryinoutloud: ITT: The reason why some hot Hollywood actresses go completely into seclusion once they get a certain age.

"I wonder what ever happened to.........?" You happened, people.


No one forces you to get bad plastic surgery, burn your skin in a tanning bed, or fawn for attention, when you know you could age gracefully and realize you are not aged 18-50 anymore.

Those are all personal choices of people who like being in the spotlight.
 
2014-01-07 11:22:33 AM
At least with Goldie Hawn, you can look at Kate Hudson and get an idea of what the plastic surgeon was going for.
 
2014-01-07 11:24:41 AM
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/List fails, yadda, yadda...
 
2014-01-07 11:25:01 AM

oldernell: Why are Sophia and Raquel not on that list?


Amen, brother!

Also:

www2.pictures.zimbio.com

Susan Lucci

blog.al.comwww.freejohnnydare.com

Elvira (Cassandra Peterson ) with and without her get-up.
 
2014-01-07 11:25:56 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: On a lighter note, i don;t remember who was dissing Susan Sarandon uprthread, but SS was pretty gorgeous when she was young

Here's Susan Sarandon, her breasts, her daughter, and her breasts

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Grandemadaca: Mary Steenburgen? Yes, please!
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bass555: Is Emmylou Harris on that list?


all of this

plus stevie nicks
 
2014-01-07 11:27:34 AM

Gunderson: oldernell: Why are Sophia and Raquel not on that list?

Amen, brother!

Also:

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Susan Lucci

[blog.al.com image 453x338][www.freejohnnydare.com image 595x325]

Elvira (Cassandra Peterson ) with and without her get-up.


these too...i always loved elvira when i was a kid...and the grownup me likes cassandra both ways just fine

and lucci is a cutie
 
2014-01-07 11:30:52 AM
Which parts of them are 60?
 
2014-01-07 11:35:19 AM
They completely overlooked my wife...Morgan Fairchild.
 
2014-01-07 11:35:45 AM

Grandemadaca: Mary Steenburgen? Yes, please!


I keep waiting for the day when she is no longer incredibly attractive, but it never arrives.
 
2014-01-07 11:37:09 AM

ColSanders: Grandemadaca: Mary Steenburgen? Yes, please!

I keep waiting for the day when she is no longer incredibly attractive, but it never arrives.


just don't ask her to sing
 
2014-01-07 11:39:40 AM
I will always remember Mary Steenburgen for that scene in Parenthood where she decides to surprise her husband (Steve Martin) with some road head, and he runs the minivan into a telephone pole.
 
2014-01-07 11:40:32 AM
There are some lovely pics on the 'tubes of Cassandra Peterson from "back in the day."
Carpet does match the drapes.
 
2014-01-07 11:41:22 AM

EyeballKid: At least with Goldie Hawn, you can look at Kate Hudson and get an idea of what the plastic surgeon was going for.


Goldie Hawn was heartgreakingly beautiful when she was young. Kate Hudson also, too. It seems this thread would be more interesting with pictures of the daughters of the women in the article

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cdn.lightgalleries.net

www1.pictures.zimbio.com

Not bad, except for the nose that looks like Danny DeVito playing The Penguin
 
2014-01-07 11:43:31 AM
On Feb 2, Christie Brinkley will be 60.

Get back to me then.
 
2014-01-07 11:45:11 AM

Timmy the Tumor: They completely overlooked my wife...Morgan Fairchild.


yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2014-01-07 11:48:03 AM
Jessica Lange disagrees with this list.
 
2014-01-07 11:53:00 AM

give me doughnuts: There are some lovely pics on the 'tubes of Cassandra Peterson from "back in the day."
Carpet does match the drapes.


*off to gis*

hmmm
mighty nice!
 
2014-01-07 11:53:30 AM

give me doughnuts: There are some lovely pics on the 'tubes of Cassandra Peterson from "back in the day."
Carpet does match the drapes.


I also love the story where she had her cherry popped by Tom Jones' x-tra large endowment and need a 'mommy stitch'.
 and the thing she regrets about losing her virginity?  She had a shot with Elvis and passed.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news-article/elvira-%60tom-jones-left-me -n eeding-stitches-after-sex
 
2014-01-07 11:59:01 AM

Gunderson: give me doughnuts: There are some lovely pics on the 'tubes of Cassandra Peterson from "back in the day."
Carpet does match the drapes.

I also love the story where she had her cherry popped by Tom Jones' x-tra large endowment and need a 'mommy stitch'.
 and the thing she regrets about losing her virginity?  She had a shot with Elvis and passed.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news-article/elvira-%60tom-jones-left-me -n eeding-stitches-after-sex


i'd never heard that, but that's funny
 
2014-01-07 11:59:55 AM
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My girl, Sophia, standing next to decades younger Marion Cotilliard last year.  Suck it, haters.
 
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