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(AZ Family)   Small U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a tie in your suitcase. Huge U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a Thai in your suitcase   (azfamily.com) divider line 35
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5309 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2014 at 10:34 AM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-07 09:53:03 AM
An idiot. A broad.
 
2014-01-07 10:37:15 AM
This is just my spinner.
 
2014-01-07 10:37:25 AM
This would have been ideal for one of those "hidden camera reveals TSA worker rifling through luggage" sting videos. Doubly so when "she" dropped trou.
 
2014-01-07 10:38:04 AM
I called the airline and asked if I could pack one Thai in my carry on and they said yes!
 
2014-01-07 10:40:03 AM
www.justsaypictures.com
 
2014-01-07 10:40:47 AM
This is why you buy your sex toys over the internet instead of picking them up in person.
 
2014-01-07 10:41:13 AM
I know it's illegal to smuggle human beings, but sometimes you've just got to say Phuket.
 
2014-01-07 10:44:53 AM
Yea, I'd like to Thai one on, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo.
 
2014-01-07 10:45:38 AM
I'm interested in knowing what tipped them off.  It looks like he was driving a decent car, very clean, with just the suitcase in the back.  I would have assumed that with proper ID he would have been sent on his way without much of a search.  Jeez.
 
2014-01-07 10:46:02 AM
But officer, I declared a tie on my customs form!

What do you mean that's not how you spell Thai?!?
 
2014-01-07 10:49:41 AM
was she hot?
 
2014-01-07 10:54:59 AM

Bigcrin: was she hot?


Dunno, but she sounds Thai't.
 
2014-01-07 10:55:00 AM
I guess he was wanting some Thai Fooling
 
2014-01-07 10:58:37 AM
www.hwdyk.com

You like Thai?
Tie good. You like shirt?
 
2014-01-07 11:01:01 AM
Man who smuggle Thai and get caught going to Bangkok...in prison.
 
2014-01-07 11:01:56 AM
I will likely burn in hell for looking forward to the comments in this thread.
(good start)
 
2014-01-07 11:12:34 AM
Messy US Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a Mai Tai in your suitcase.
 
2014-01-07 11:13:45 AM
They got caught because the suitcase was crying and everybody knows

*dons suglasses*

Men don't have emotional baggage.
 
2014-01-07 11:18:31 AM

CJHardin: I'm interested in knowing what tipped them off.  It looks like he was driving a decent car, very clean, with just the suitcase in the back.  I would have assumed that with proper ID he would have been sent on his way without much of a search.  Jeez.


Maybe he was nervous.
 
2014-01-07 11:20:02 AM

I'd smuggle this Thai

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2014-01-07 11:41:28 AM
That's HOTY material right there. Nice work subby.
 
2014-01-07 11:44:27 AM
Prob a thermal cam. They have everything at the border now. But of course the coke keeps coming in. And god bless them.
 
2014-01-07 11:57:20 AM
Jokes on him, he would have just been horny again in an hour anyway.
 
2014-01-07 12:05:41 PM
When I said I wanted some Thai take-out, that is NOT what I meant.
 
2014-01-07 12:16:14 PM
She sounds like mai Thaip.
 
2014-01-07 12:22:10 PM

CJHardin: I'm interested in knowing what tipped them off.  It looks like he was driving a decent car, very clean, with just the suitcase in the back.  I would have assumed that with proper ID he would have been sent on his way without much of a search.  Jeez.


He got unlucky.  They gotta be a pain in the ass to a certain number of people every day.  It's what they're paid to do.  If they bust someone for some type of contraband they get a pat on their head from their boss and they purr like a kitten.

I've been across the border a few times.  I've never had a problem.  I've been hassled more for coming back from Germany than from Mexico and yet each time I think I could have been carrying a pound of weed with me and they wouldn't have noticed that doesn't make me think I could get away with it on my next trip.  Besides, who wants Mexican weed anyway?

/smuggled weed into Mexico
//never into the US
///This shiat they grow where I live is awesome.
////Unfortunately the Thai growing industry is not legal here yet
 
2014-01-07 12:30:54 PM
www.younglawyersblog.com

I can't be the only one that read the headline in this voice.
 
2014-01-07 12:36:57 PM
isn't this how they travel ???

bad english for both...
get in the back could ya sounded like get in the bagage ?
 
2014-01-07 01:10:12 PM
That headline made me giggle.  I see John Mark Karr got his passport back.
 
2014-01-07 01:15:18 PM

Loren: CJHardin: I'm interested in knowing what tipped them off.  It looks like he was driving a decent car, very clean, with just the suitcase in the back.  I would have assumed that with proper ID he would have been sent on his way without much of a search.  Jeez.

Maybe he was nervous.


Clenched buttocks. Dead giveaway.
 
2014-01-07 01:37:07 PM
Some people collect souvenirs, and some people collect souvenirs
 
2014-01-07 02:11:22 PM
 
2014-01-07 02:40:11 PM
Done in one
 
2014-01-07 09:45:26 PM
I saw this on an episode of North Mission Road once.... it didn't end well there, either.
 
2014-01-08 12:18:46 AM

CJHardin: I'm interested in knowing what tipped them off.  It looks like he was driving a decent car, very clean, with just the suitcase in the back.  I would have assumed that with proper ID he would have been sent on his way without much of a search.  Jeez.


Canine alerted to the vehicle.
 
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