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(Denver Post)   News: A 3,000 year old Egyptian tomb has been discovered. FARK: For Egypt's chief beer brewer   (denverpost.com) divider line 20
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2014-01-07 02:02:08 AM
Bet those parties were a lot of fun back then.
 
2014-01-07 07:48:18 AM
He would have gotten the HERO tag in his day.
 
2014-01-07 08:03:17 AM
I'm sure he was as important as a priest.  If water sources are potentially going to make you sick, and you've got to boil your water, why not add a step and make a low-potency beer?

/functional alcoholics built the pyramids
 
2014-01-07 08:11:42 AM
I'm getting kind of emotional right here.
 
2014-01-07 08:22:00 AM
Are we now going to get a glut of "Original Recipe" Egyptian beers?
 
2014-01-07 08:40:36 AM

Chevello: Are we now going to get a glut of "Original Recipe" Egyptian beers?


Ironic beer label includes a cube tomb picture.
 
2014-01-07 08:55:36 AM
I've got SyFy's next movie idea: Drunken Mummy. He runs around giving his magic beer to people which turns them into mummies also. Mummies seem to be underutilized in horror these days.
 
2014-01-07 09:00:22 AM
How did it go unnoticed? Was it not the biggest and most lavish of them all? One would think the well worn roads of worshipers leading to it would have been a dead giveaway.
 
2014-01-07 09:03:35 AM
Ancient beer snob thread!
 
2014-01-07 09:03:44 AM
Be awesome if there was a recipe stashed in there, just to see what ancient egypt beer was like.
 
2014-01-07 09:24:06 AM

BitwiseShift: Chevello: Are we now going to get a glut of "Original Recipe" Egyptian beers?

Ironic beer label includes a cube tomb picture.


The irony could get extreme if the cube is a Time Cube.
 
2014-01-07 09:33:20 AM

fzumrk: I've got SyFy's next movie idea: Drunken Mummy. He runs around giving his magic beer to people which turns them into mummies also. Mummies seem to be underutilized in horror these days.


Awesome idea - the mummy could be brought to life when someone spills crappy American beer on it.  The beer rehydrates the mummy's dessicated tissue, bringing it to life.

Scene 1: Alpha Chi Omega frat house.  A bunch of stoned college students are carrying in a wooden crate, unaware that it contains Amun-bro-teph, Keeper of Brews to Tutankhamen...
 
2014-01-07 10:28:18 AM
The tomb was identified from the taps sticking out of the walls.
 
2014-01-07 10:42:12 AM

tillerman35: fzumrk: I've got SyFy's next movie idea: Drunken Mummy. He runs around giving his magic beer to people which turns them into mummies also. Mummies seem to be underutilized in horror these days.

Awesome idea - the mummy could be brought to life when someone spills crappy American beer on it.  The beer rehydrates the mummy's dessicated tissue, bringing it to life.

Scene 1: Alpha Chi Omega frat house.  A bunch of stoned college students are carrying in a wooden crate, unaware that it contains Amun-bro-teph, Keeper of Brews to Tutankhamen...


Surely you mean Tut-Ahtanum
 
2014-01-07 10:43:43 AM
One picture?  Just one?
 
2014-01-07 11:24:59 AM

Chevello: Are we now going to get a glut of "Original Recipe" Egyptian beers?


Could you imagine the beer snob tears if they found a recipe and it came out like Natty Light?
 
2014-01-07 12:37:12 PM

croesius: tillerman35: fzumrk: I've got SyFy's next movie idea: Drunken Mummy. He runs around giving his magic beer to people which turns them into mummies also. Mummies seem to be underutilized in horror these days.

Awesome idea - the mummy could be brought to life when someone spills crappy American beer on it.  The beer rehydrates the mummy's dessicated tissue, bringing it to life.

Scene 1: Alpha Chi Omega frat house.  A bunch of stoned college students are carrying in a wooden crate, unaware that it contains Amun-bro-teph, Keeper of Brews to Tutankhamen...

Surely you mean Tut-Ahtanum


Bro-teph.

Gold, Jerry. Gold!
 
2014-01-07 03:15:29 PM

tillerman35: fzumrk: I've got SyFy's next movie idea: Drunken Mummy. He runs around giving his magic beer to people which turns them into mummies also. Mummies seem to be underutilized in horror these days.

Awesome idea - the mummy could be brought to life when someone spills crappy American beer on it.  The beer rehydrates the mummy's dessicated tissue, bringing it to life.

Scene 1: Alpha Chi Omega frat house.  A bunch of stoned college students are carrying in a wooden crate, unaware that it contains Amun-bro-teph, Keeper of Brews to Tutankhamen...


....Gentlemen, I think we have a winner.  Get me Bruce Campbell as the world's oldest frat pledge and those rapper hologram people to do the ghost of Belushi, and I'll give you 1.5 points off the net.
 
2014-01-07 10:30:28 PM

Chevello: Are we now going to get a glut of "Original Recipe" Egyptian beers?


---- No, we'll just have Dogfish Head reverse engineer some residue just like the Midas Touch.
 
2014-01-08 12:30:27 AM
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