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(News.com.au)   Hey, let's spray aerosol cans as close to our skin as possible in a bid to outdo each other over who can stand the freezing spray the longest. DERP   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2014-01-07 01:06:49 PM  
I used to hold a can of duster upside down and draw happy faces in frost on the back of their chairs when they weren't around.  That was far more entertaining than some douchebag child giving himself frostbite.
 
2014-01-07 01:08:05 PM  

talkertopc: Not all burn scars last forever.

A colleague once sprayed freezeit (http://www.altex.com/Chemtronics-Freez-It-Spray-15oz-ES1550-P143242. as px ) on my harm at extremely close range as a prank. Less than a second produced a freeze burn that did leave a scar,  It eventually disapeared.

As a kid I got a worst burn scar on most of the top of my arms from a sun burn. It looked like it would be permanent as it lasted several years but it did go away.


That severe sunburn didnt go away, it just changed its name to Melanoma. Good luck with that.
 
2014-01-07 01:09:42 PM  
How many Warriors t-shirts do they own?
 
2014-01-07 01:33:17 PM  
This Just In: Kids do stupid things.
 
2014-01-07 02:18:05 PM  

belhade: In high school we burned ourselves with lighters. Heat up a lighter till the top is white hot, then sink it into your skin until it cools. We called it "burnout" and I was pretty good. I even organized my burns: disposable (Bics) on the left forearm, Zippos on the right. One Bic burn bubbled up and the scar looks like a football helmet.


Clipper lighters leave a distinctive pattern that we called the 'clipper smiley' (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=clipper+lighter&safe=off&es pv=210&es_ sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=fFLMUsrdKJOBhAfK2oCoDA&ved=0CAkQ_AU oAQ&biw=1366&bih=672)

In other news kids do stupid things.
 
2014-01-07 02:27:40 PM  
When I was a dumb azzed teen my friends and I came up with "The Cigarette Game." Two males would put each put one of their arms elbow to elbow and wrist to wrist on a tabletop (i.e. my right and the other guy's left) We'd then place a lit cigarette inbetween our two arms. First one to pull away gets a little scar and also gets punched by the other guy. Second one (winner) gets a scar and gets to punch the first guy. heh. Good times.
 
2014-01-07 02:49:46 PM  

Mikey1969: I'd kick that kid's ass. Compressed air is too farking expensive for that shiat.


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2014-01-07 03:01:31 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: When I was in elementary school the hot thing was to have someone stand with their back up against a wall, tell them to breath deeply a few times, and then apply pressure to their chest to make them pass out. I was a smart 6th grader, so I wasn't dong that shiat but my cousin...well, lets just say he has a scar on his face today, 25+ years later as a reminder to not do stupid shiat. He let someone do it to him in an alley and his ass passed out and landed on some broken glass. 10 stitches to the face.


I remember those days. Knew a guy who fell 20-ft off a bridge into a river doing that. Couldn't tell you whether he didn't sustain a head injury or was born dumb enough that it didn't show. I suspect the latter.
 
2014-01-07 03:02:56 PM  
 
2014-01-07 03:04:19 PM  
Years ago my brother and our neighbor were dumping fuel for remote control cars down my neighbors bathroom sink and lighting it on fire. Well my genius neighbor lit it while my brother was dumping it down the sink. From what I heard there was a little explosion and gobs of burning fuel were everywhere. It even melted the shower curtin. My brother had burns on his legs and for the rest of the summer he wore jeans so our parents wouldnt find out about it.
 
2014-01-07 03:06:31 PM  
When I was young and dumb I preferred to pick verbal fights with authority figures rather than inflict pain and injury on myself and others. Perhaps I was smarter than I thought I was.
 
2014-01-07 03:30:50 PM  
That's not hardcore. When we were kids, we were so tough that we would give indian burns to our dicks until they vomited.
 
2014-01-07 09:01:04 PM  
You're doing it wrong it is supposed to be like walking on sunshine!


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2014-01-08 03:28:48 AM  

Mikey1969: I'd kick that kid's ass. Compressed air is too farking expensive for that shiat.


Read the can sometime, it is not compressed air. <a data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" en.wikipedia.org="" wiki="" 1,1-difluoroethane"="" target="_blank">1,1-difluoroethane is a popular ingredient.
 
2014-01-08 08:24:00 AM  

redhook: Mikey1969: I'd kick that kid's ass. Compressed air is too farking expensive for that shiat.

Read the can sometime, it is not compressed air. <a data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" en.wikipedia.org="" wiki="" 1,1-difluoroethane"="" target="_blank">1,1-difluoroethane is a popular ingredient.


That's really interesting and all, but calling it "compressed air" works in the real world, so I'm gonna stuck with that. Makes it easier when I go to the store looking for it.
 
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