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(Topless Robot)   "Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos." Well...no one needed this   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 65
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2014-01-06 11:55:02 PM
How about Cheeto-flavored Mountain Dew?
 
2014-01-07 12:26:03 AM
They're great dipped in some single malt scotch.
 
2014-01-07 01:04:31 AM
This is going to save me so much time.
 
2014-01-07 01:15:36 AM
fark that, make it a taco shell or go home.
 
2014-01-07 01:17:56 AM
If I wanted that I would just lick my keyboard.
 
2014-01-07 01:22:51 AM
ewww2
 
2014-01-07 01:26:51 AM
The entire state of West Ver-geen-ya just came.
 
2014-01-07 01:29:34 AM
So, caffeinated Cheetos?

I need that.
 
2014-01-07 01:30:44 AM
Chester Cheetah unavailable for comment, in diabetic shock.
 
2014-01-07 01:31:14 AM
Allah truly is glorious.
 
2014-01-07 01:35:33 AM
Where are the Cheetoes?

Where's the Mountain Dew?

/love the Dead Alewives Dungeons & Dragons skit.
 
2014-01-07 01:38:08 AM
Those will be great dipped in my ranch/chocolate sauce!
 
2014-01-07 01:40:11 AM
wait...aren't all Cheetohs Mountain Dew flavored?
 
2014-01-07 01:40:53 AM
www.tonyfarruggio.org

Approves.
 
2014-01-07 01:41:46 AM
Didn't Doritos have a Mountain Dew flavor a few years back?
 
2014-01-07 01:41:52 AM

darkjezter: Where are the Cheetoes?


They're right next to you!.
 
2014-01-07 01:50:26 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-07 01:50:35 AM
Funyun flavored taco bell tacos and Chili cheese flavored tacos
/Drops mic and walks away
 
2014-01-07 01:53:31 AM
I cast...Magic Missile!
/Am I getting drunk yet?
 
2014-01-07 01:55:22 AM

GentlemanJ: I cast...Magic Missile!
/Am I getting drunk yet?


I've got an ogre slaying knife.  It does +9 against ogres.
 
2014-01-07 01:56:05 AM
At $3.50 per package (plus shipping), I think I'll just make mine the old fashioned way: dumping a bag of cheetos into a half-empty two liter bottle of the Dew.
 
2014-01-07 02:00:44 AM
This...this is a thing that need not exist.
 
2014-01-07 02:01:24 AM
The fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain. Revelation 16:10
 
2014-01-07 02:02:17 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Funyun flavored taco bell tacos and Chili cheese flavored tacos
/Drops mic and walks away


DAAAYYUUMMMMMM!!!!!!

But, they gotta be Lays chili cheese Fritos flavored tacos.

chili cheese frito taco shell.

yo
 
2014-01-07 02:04:44 AM
Citrus flavored corn puffs.

Why not, could be yummy.

\I also like those weird flavored pringles found in target.
 
2014-01-07 02:10:23 AM
Does this cure virginitus?
 
2014-01-07 02:14:44 AM

darkjezter: GentlemanJ: I cast...Magic Missile!
/Am I getting drunk yet?

I've got an ogre slaying knife.  It does +9 against ogres.


Am I in the room where he's casting all these spells from?
 
2014-01-07 02:22:18 AM

sexorcisst: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x511]



WTF is wrong with people?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-07 02:42:41 AM
 
2014-01-07 02:47:28 AM

styckx: Does this cure virginitus?


www.quiterly.com
 
2014-01-07 03:08:15 AM

Sim Tree: darkjezter: GentlemanJ: I cast...Magic Missile!
/Am I getting drunk yet?

I've got an ogre slaying knife.  It does +9 against ogres.

Am I in the room where he's casting all these spells from?


Are there any girls there?
 
2014-01-07 03:23:48 AM
Does it come in diet?
 
2014-01-07 03:25:23 AM

dewihafta: Sim Tree: darkjezter: GentlemanJ: I cast...Magic Missile!
/Am I getting drunk yet?

I've got an ogre slaying knife.  It does +9 against ogres.

Am I in the room where he's casting all these spells from?

Are there any girls there?


Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
 
2014-01-07 03:52:57 AM
Dewrito Pope approved
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-07 04:01:16 AM
You'll need to be carded with any purchase, since the only people buying this are potheads.
 
2014-01-07 04:13:27 AM

FatherChaos: You'll need to be carded with any purchase, since the only people buying this are potheads.


I guess you are not familiar with neckbeards.
 
2014-01-07 04:19:20 AM

Benderama: FatherChaos: You'll need to be carded with any purchase, since the only people buying this are potheads.

I guess you are not familiar with neckbeards.


Definitely. Cheetos and Mountain Dew are absolutely necessary to sustain energy during a marathon Dungeons & Dragons session.

I can't stand either of them myself though.
 
2014-01-07 04:20:38 AM
"Hey! You got Doritos in my Mountain Dew!"
"You got Mountain Dew on my Doritos!"
"What?""What?"
...
"Delicious!"
 
2014-01-07 04:44:18 AM
Dew want
 
2014-01-07 04:46:57 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Funyun flavored taco bell tacos and Chili cheese flavored tacos
/Drops mic and walks away


I've used the Taco Bell seasoning at home and tried it with a lot of different kinds of chips including Chili Cheese Fritos.
 
2014-01-07 04:51:28 AM

Benderama: FatherChaos: You'll need to be carded with any purchase, since the only people buying this are potheads.

I guess you are not familiar with neckbeards.


There is indeed a group of nerds that fit in neither of you obvious stereotypes.
 
2014-01-07 04:57:43 AM
I bet Leroy Jenkins has about six packages of them.
 
2014-01-07 05:01:17 AM
So how high are you guys right now?
 
2014-01-07 05:01:43 AM
Created especially for Colorado and Nancy Grace?
 
2014-01-07 05:35:11 AM

Sweet Zombi Jesus: Benderama: FatherChaos: You'll need to be carded with any purchase, since the only people buying this are potheads.

I guess you are not familiar with neckbeards.

There is indeed a group of nerds that fit in neither of you obvious stereotypes.


I am guessing that there is also a group of nerds that want nothing to do with Mountain Dew or Cheetos...
 
2014-01-07 05:58:47 AM
They taste like the sweat between Dolly Parton's tits?
 
2014-01-07 06:08:00 AM

grokca: They taste like the sweat between Dolly Parton's tits?


That would be sweet corn and White Lightning, not puffed corn and Moutain Dew.
 
2014-01-07 07:33:06 AM

grokca: They taste like the sweat between Dolly Parton's tits?

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-07 07:44:57 AM
Just another example of "US company lets the foreigners get all the fun and interesting stuff while it feeds the Same Old Crap to Americans".
 
2014-01-07 07:58:13 AM
Oh, Japan. Never mind.
Carry on.
 
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