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(Yahoo)   Nancy Grace goes on CNN to say she is against legalizing marijuana and anyone who disagrees with her is "lethargic, sitting on the sofa, eating chips ... fat and lazy"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 253
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2014-01-06 09:20:56 PM
If they're watching Nancy Grace on CNN, she's probably right.
 
2014-01-06 09:22:47 PM
Nancy Grace goes on CNN to say she is against legalizing marijuana and anyone who disagrees with her is "lethargic, sitting on the sofa, eating chips ... fat and lazy"

Your point being . . . ?
 
2014-01-06 09:26:07 PM
POT MOM!

/seriously... FOAD you harpy
 
2014-01-06 09:28:25 PM
That's all she knows; I am fat and lazy and lethargic on my couch eating chips and I don't even smoke pot.

/not today, anyway
 
2014-01-06 09:32:06 PM
Nancy Grace is a scumbag of a human being.
 
2014-01-06 09:43:16 PM
oblig:
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C*nt.
 
2014-01-06 09:50:27 PM
Every time I see her, I think of the Saturday Night Live actor who did the Tori Spelling impersonations.
 
2014-01-06 10:08:41 PM
Her target demographic.
 
2014-01-06 10:10:57 PM
Nancy Grace would really benefit from some pot, I can't see how anyone can stand watching her shriek incessantly.
 
2014-01-06 10:12:33 PM

vygramul: Nancy Grace is a scumbag of a human being.


Human?
 
2014-01-06 10:13:04 PM
You know, we could just ignore her...
 
2014-01-06 10:20:55 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: You know, we could just ignore her...


But can we deport her? Maybe to international waters or something.
 
2014-01-06 10:21:29 PM
if the hell knight is against it, then i'm for it.  I despise nancy grace.
 
2014-01-06 10:23:17 PM
I absolutely agree.  I say we all write her advertises, and say we stand with Nancy.  By pledging to get off the couch, exercise, and stop watching television.
 
2014-01-06 10:27:37 PM

Sgt Otter: I absolutely agree.  I say we all write her advertises, and say we stand with Nancy.  By pledging to get off the couch, exercise, and stop watching television.


At least whenever she's on
 
2014-01-06 10:48:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sgt Otter: I absolutely agree.  I say we all write her advertises, and say we stand with Nancy.  By pledging to get off the couch, exercise, and stop watching television.

At least whenever she's on


You've gotta start somewhere, so she should know that the mere fact that she has a show is saving lives as people would rather strain at a gym while she is on air as a celebration of her supremely motivating....


eh. fark it. can't do it.
 
2014-01-06 10:54:59 PM
TART MOM!
 
2014-01-06 11:09:24 PM
Well, of course she is, it's bad for business. A nation of potheads is less likely to be out kidnapping, raping and murdering pretty white girls.
 
2014-01-06 11:51:32 PM

DrBenway: Well, of course she is, it's bad for business. A nation of potheads is less likely to be out kidnapping, raping and murdering pretty white girls.


Isn't that the story they scared us into prohibiting it with in the first place?
 
2014-01-06 11:53:28 PM
 
2014-01-07 12:09:29 AM

fusillade762: DrBenway: Well, of course she is, it's bad for business. A nation of potheads is less likely to be out kidnapping, raping and murdering pretty white girls.

Isn't that the story they scared us into prohibiting it with in the first place?


Well, yeah. And then while we were gearing up for our adventure in Korea, the argument was that the stuff made folks too pacific to fight our wars. The funny thing? It was some of the SAME folks who testified that weed made folks stars of the Thrill Kill Kult.

Weed has never been about the dangers of the stuff. It's been about keeping competition away from cotton, timber, and feed grain. It has always been about stifling competition and now we have folks who are invested in seizures, in a prison industry, and a LOT of lawyers who fear the downturn in clients as the court system wouldn't be choked with folks on possession charges. Opposition to weed IS big business, and THAT is the real driving factor.

Public safety? That's a nice excuse, and it sounds better than "We are scared spitless that we might have competition and might have to get off our butts to do better." There is a huge amount of money invested to keeping pot illegal, and likewise, keeping hemp products sidelined. And there are a lot of talking heads who will spout the lines, and keep the fear rolling, and the derision, and that is all to cover the fact that there is a LOT of money to be made in the prohibition. Not just in the prison industry, not just in the courts, not just with police departments being able to pump up their numbers for seizures, for arrests, but likewise in simply NOT having to compete against a hardy crop that has multiple uses. So long as the stuff's illegal, then folks can keep trying to sell derivatives, or products that are close to the effects, and NOT have to compete with a product that can be easily grown and imbibed. Or worse: former criminals turn legal growers, and you see pharma companies going against folks who've had generations to perfect their strains and methods, and having to jump start their own efforts without that expertise.

This isn't about the danger, it's about competition and stifling it, and making a pretty buck off the fallout.
 
2014-01-07 12:11:58 AM
truecrimejunkie.com

Who's fat now?
 
2014-01-07 12:13:24 AM

JerseyTim: It is immoral to cage humans for smoking marijuana.

/never smoked the stuff


All you need to do is take a step back and look at it objectively to realize that.  It is patently absurd to imprison someone who was found to be in possession of a GOD DAMNED PLANT.
 
2014-01-07 12:19:20 AM
Anyone else notice the very next green lit link is about Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos? I smell a trend forming.

/and something skunky
 
2014-01-07 12:24:25 AM
Do people actually watch her show? I thought she just existed for the sake of providing clips for Jon Stewart to slam.
 
2014-01-07 12:50:06 AM

BSABSVR: [truecrimejunkie.com image 442x606]

Who's fat now?


Boy, as soon as she got out of professional victim mode she folded up like a cheap tent.
 
2014-01-07 12:50:16 AM
How is she not on FOX News?
She is perfect for them.
 
2014-01-07 12:51:38 AM
she is a stinky cnut-sore
 
2014-01-07 12:52:21 AM
When bill o' reilly and nancy grace are champions of your cause, it might be time to hang up that hat...
 
2014-01-07 12:53:17 AM
Nancy who?
 
2014-01-07 12:53:19 AM
Statistically, she's more than likely right.

Of course, that's probably true of the people agreeing with her, too.
 
2014-01-07 12:53:57 AM
Some people are just a cold sore on the lip of society. Then, there is Nancy Grace.
 
2014-01-07 12:54:17 AM

cyberspacedout: If they're watching Nancy Grace on CNN, she's probably right.


Yeah, in order to disagree with her they'd actually have to be watching her.

Which kinda freaks me out... I mean, as horrible as Nancy Grace is, just imagine the people who actually sit down and watch her show...
 
2014-01-07 12:55:03 AM

nekom: JerseyTim: It is immoral to cage humans for smoking marijuana.

/never smoked the stuff

All you need to do is take a step back and look at it objectively to realize that.  It is patently absurd to imprison someone who was found to be in possession of a GOD DAMNED PLANT.


I keep seeing this stupid argument.
What difference does it matter if it's a plant?
Everything illegal can be classified as just "ordinary stuff".
All illegal drugs are just plants or chemicals mostly derived from plants.
Guns are just metal, man.  Plutonium is just a natural element, man.
If you think everything should be legal, fine, but stop crying about it being a plant.
You win no arguments this way and convince nobody of anything.
 
2014-01-07 12:55:45 AM

Begoggle: How is she not on FOX News?
She is perfect for them.


She's not a hot blonde.
 
2014-01-07 12:56:03 AM
She might actually benefit from smoking some pot herself...could help with her anxiety and anger issues.
 
2014-01-07 12:59:55 AM
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2014-01-07 01:00:05 AM
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2014-01-07 01:01:33 AM
You know, something just dawned on me.

The only time I have ever heard of Nancy Grace has been due directly to fark.

/I have still yet to see ANYTHING with her in it.
//I plan on keeping it that way.
 
2014-01-07 01:03:27 AM
Considering the obesity epidemic I'd say a sizable part of the nation is doing that, cannabis or no cannabis.
 
2014-01-07 01:04:43 AM
Jesus, who care what this coont thinks? She was disbarred for a good reason. Several of them actually. Misprison of Felony is a federal crime, and she could have gone to prison. Instead, she was allowed to walk away because her boss just happened to be someone she was farking.
 
2014-01-07 01:05:20 AM
Someone should have placed a mirror on set, then as she was about to say fat and lazy she could say "fa-" then catch a glimpse of herself, pause for a moment, sigh, backtrack and just say lazy.
 
2014-01-07 01:05:43 AM
So what if someone is lazy? Every time I hear this argument I wonder why they think they are entitled to anyone's labor.
 
2014-01-07 01:09:56 AM

SearchN: /I have still yet to see ANYTHING with her in it.
//I plan on keeping it that way.


You live a blessed life and I am envious.
 
2014-01-07 01:10:58 AM
She'd be lazy too if she wasn't taking all the stimulants to keep skinny... but those are prescription, so they must be good for her.
 
2014-01-07 01:12:30 AM

fusillade762: DrBenway: Well, of course she is, it's bad for business. A nation of potheads is less likely to be out kidnapping, raping and murdering pretty white girls.

Isn't that the story they scared us into prohibiting it with in the first place?


Well, which is it? "Reefer Madness" or "lethargic, sitting on the sofa, eating chips... fat and lazy"? There can only be one.
 
2014-01-07 01:13:43 AM
Sooo let's see... been backpacking over 50 times, rafting over 200 times including 11 trips (and a half year of my life) through the Grand Canyon, worked for 8 different Governors in 9 state and tribal administrations, handled over $26 billion in cash, treasury and investment activity, mountain biked the White Rim and Maze Districts at least a dozen times and hundreds more days elsewhere including Denali, snowboarded for the past 16 years and am well educated.  But Nancy's right, I have never been fatter than I currently am and haven't been on a bike much in 6 months!  Man, that devil weed has finally made me lazy after 45 years of off and on partaking when possible!
 
2014-01-07 01:15:07 AM

BSABSVR: [truecrimejunkie.com image 442x606]

Who's fat now?


she looks like she smokes pot and sits on her couch all day

/maybe she has republican disease where you just project yourself on to everyone else
 
2014-01-07 01:15:45 AM
God, I could go for some chips right now.
 
2014-01-07 01:20:33 AM
Yeah, that farking Nancy Grace..

Wait..

What were we just talking about?
 
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