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(New York Daily News)   Teen tries to commit suicide by train. "Tries" being the key word here   (nydailynews.com) divider line 30
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2014-01-06 05:41:45 PM
14 votes:
Choo-choo-choose life.
2014-01-06 08:16:00 PM
8 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: fusillade762: Anyone else hate sites that make you answer a survey before you can read TFA?

Anyone else hate stories about a 15-year-old chick that don't include a picture so you can see if she's hot or not?


I'm gonna guess her face looks like a train wreck right now.
2014-01-06 05:49:16 PM
6 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Missed it by that much...
2014-01-06 09:27:56 PM
4 votes:
pbfcomics.com
2014-01-06 07:48:24 PM
4 votes:
Damn Millennials, can't even commit to throwing themselves in front of a train properly, yet feel entitled to die.
2014-01-06 08:47:09 PM
3 votes:
I bet she'll never live this one down.
2014-01-06 08:36:42 PM
3 votes:

Donnchadha: You can overdose on anything


cdnimg.visualizeus.com
2014-01-06 08:27:33 PM
3 votes:
How could she still want to attempt suicide when clearly there was a light at the end of the tunnel?
2014-01-06 09:43:38 PM
2 votes:

saturn badger: fusillade762: Anyone else hate sites that make you answer a survey before you can read TFA?

I didn't see one.


Thank you for answering this survey.
2014-01-06 09:25:56 PM
2 votes:
I have a soft spot in my heart for teenage girls who want to have trains run on them.
2014-01-06 08:57:01 PM
2 votes:

eldie: This hit close to home. I live little over a mile from this subway station and ride the R train daily. The station where girl jumped is like 4 or 5 blocks from Lutheran Hospital which has an Inpatient and Outpatient Psychiatric Hospital. Too bad girl could not have brought herself there instead. She's very fortunate if she didn't suffer brain damage. I guess this day, labeled the most depressing day of the year is living up to its billing for this poor girl. I hope she gets the help she needs to find the will to live. Sorry for getting all serious but this story hit home to me in more ways than one.


When you said "This hit close to home" I thought you meant something like this happened in your family, not that it actually hit close to your home.
2014-01-06 08:50:20 PM
2 votes:

MattyBlast: How could she still want to attempt suicide when clearly there was a light at the end of the tunnel?


I feel horrible for laughing at that.
2014-01-07 12:12:25 PM
1 votes:
I really do not know how some of you pieces of shiats can live with yourselves...
2014-01-07 01:41:12 AM
1 votes:
I am glad she survived. I hope she gets her life back on track.
2014-01-07 12:43:46 AM
1 votes:
Stay classy, Fark.
2014-01-06 11:34:19 PM
1 votes:
I knew a girl in high school that tried to train herself to death, after every football game.
2014-01-06 11:13:56 PM
1 votes:
2014-01-06 11:08:12 PM
1 votes:
To be honest, this method of suicide is difficult to pull off on the first try. Most require more training.
2014-01-06 10:57:37 PM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: John Buck 41: cowgirl toffee: Mock26: Phony_Soldier: I hope she recovers and gets the help she needs.

I hope she recovers and comes up with a better plan.

She'll get better and then see a therapist...

"I tried to kill myself because I was sad."

"What made you sad?"

"I became upset when I got a paper trying to write my suicide note."

Yep... pretty much how it goes.  :P

I like your visitor number comment in your profile. Well done.

:)

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Someone else finally starts up MS Paint Selfies.
i25.photobucket.com
2014-01-06 09:51:25 PM
1 votes:

Phony_Soldier: I hope she recovers and gets the help she needs.


I hope she recovers and comes up with a better plan.
2014-01-06 09:17:49 PM
1 votes:
theinspirationroom.com
2014-01-06 08:37:43 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: The 15-year-old tried to jump onto the tracks at the 53rd St. R station in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, but a mistiming of her leap instead found her slamming into the train.

I'm sorry, but I laughed.


I sure hope someone got video.  Because I bet it's HILARIOUS.

/you know it is
//runrunrunBAMflopflopflop
2014-01-06 08:36:39 PM
1 votes:
www.x-entertainment.com

Taken moments before the attempt.
2014-01-06 08:31:40 PM
1 votes:

gingerjet: And this is why we need to increase funding to education. So in the future kids can properly calculate when to jump to achieve their goals.


No joke, those suicidal Japanese kids score much higher on train-suicide-jump-timing accuracy.

Cagey B: Choo-choo-choose life.


Also, LOL
2014-01-06 08:29:34 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: The 15-year-old tried to jump onto the tracks at the 53rd St. R station in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, but a mistiming of her leap instead found her slamming into the train.

I'm sorry, but I laughed.


I did too.  I don't usually find this kind of thing funny, especially a suicide attempt.  However, since she meant to do worse to herself and failed, I feel we can laugh.

/now I can't shake the imagine of a clumsy teen girl bouncing off of a train.
2014-01-06 08:21:00 PM
1 votes:
This is very annoying to people who are trying to go home and get t o work.
2014-01-06 08:15:56 PM
1 votes:
At least her face doesn't look like an arse.
2014-01-06 07:18:08 PM
1 votes:
The 15-year-old tried to jump onto the tracks at the 53rd St. R station in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, but a mistiming of her leap instead found her slamming into the train.

I'm sorry, but I laughed.
2014-01-06 05:49:26 PM
1 votes:
I once got so drunk I accidentally walked into a train, as it was moving. I remember being knocked over and rolling around near the wheels as they went by. It's my number 1 "holy fark you're an idiot" memory. Nowadays when I get that drunk I can't remember it. I wish I could forget that one. Alas my youthful brain was great at remembering bad stuff.
2014-01-06 05:33:24 PM
1 votes:
The Reaper must have been on the next train.
 
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