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(Times Union)   Using the laser sights on your handgun as a map pointer is probably not a good idea, even if you are a Homeland Security big shot   (timesunion.com) divider line 89
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2014-01-06 07:15:41 PM
sugardunkington.com

Guns have many uses.
 
2014-01-06 07:56:47 PM
DONE IN ONE
 
2014-01-06 07:58:20 PM
In before head of homeland security from Harold and Kumar
 
2014-01-06 08:07:25 PM
You're doing a heckuva job, Jerry.
 
2014-01-06 08:07:38 PM
Idiots on parade.
 
2014-01-06 08:09:52 PM
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2014-01-06 08:11:56 PM

Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.


Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?
 
2014-01-06 08:18:05 PM
Yea, whatever. That's funny as hell.

/shoots lights on
 
2014-01-06 08:18:56 PM

BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?


Why would a cop need a gun?
 
2014-01-06 08:20:48 PM

BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?


How about people who don't use them as farking laser pointers? Can we start with that requirement and then work up to the outrageous ones?
 
2014-01-06 08:21:13 PM

The Larch: BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?

Why would a cop need a gun?


Because criminals have guns. Dumbass.
 
2014-01-06 08:23:38 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-06 08:24:53 PM
He was the only one in the room professional enough to pointlessly endanger others with massive negligence.
 
2014-01-06 08:26:14 PM

Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.


You can pretty much put anyone who has managed to acquire the mythical New York City handgun carry permit into a class of entitled elitist douchebags entirely separate from any other category of human beings.
 
2014-01-06 08:26:33 PM
If this story is true that guy is one Grade A moran.
 
2014-01-06 08:27:28 PM

BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?


fark can, you'll be prying this fuel, metal pipe and pea gravel from my cold dead hands.

/im done with nanny state bullshiat. let us do as we will until a problem occurs. fark minority report legislation/regulation

//wat article says neway?
 
2014-01-06 08:30:23 PM

rhiannon: If this story is true that guy is one Grade A moran.



no no no.. see.. it even states in the article that the dude has a stroke a few years ago and ever since has been a touch erratic.

totes not his fault and y'all should stop judging people with brain injuries. it is rude and mean.
 
2014-01-06 08:31:13 PM
so they locked this guy up for life
right ??
right ??

LOL
 
2014-01-06 08:34:17 PM
What a total asshat. I hope by some wholly unlikely event that he loses his job, but he won't.
Thankfully, he did at least remember not to put his finger on the trigger.

As a gun owner, it's one's responsibility to abide be these rules at all time.
1. Treat every firearm as if it is loaded.
2. Never point the firearm at anything you're not willing to destroy.
3. Know your target and what lies beyond it.
4. Keep your finger off of the trigger until ready to fire.

You can't legislate responsibility; even to a government stooge hired by another government stooge.
 
2014-01-06 08:35:33 PM

Cerebral Knievel: rhiannon: If this story is true that guy is one Grade A moran.


no no no.. see.. it even states in the article that the dude has a stroke a few years ago and ever since has been a touch erratic.

totes not his fault and y'all should stop judging people with brain injuries. it is rude and mean.


This belongs in a movie. Like that guy in Crank 2 that had total body tourettes or whatever it was.
 
2014-01-06 08:37:13 PM
We don't need you to do that.
/obscure?
 
2014-01-06 08:41:53 PM

Click Click D'oh: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

You can pretty much put anyone who has managed to acquire the mythical New York City handgun carry permit into a class of entitled elitist douchebags entirely separate from any other category of human beings.


What do Cowboys fans or Patriots fans have to do with this?
 
2014-01-06 08:44:05 PM
Hack Patooey [TotalFark]


Another responsible gun owner   democrat appointee.
 Fixed that for you.
 
2014-01-06 08:46:19 PM

Yogimus: The Larch: BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?

Why would a cop need a gun?

Because criminals have guns. Dumbass.


Which is why I need a gun and should be able to carry wherever a cop does. Cops don't f ace much danger. Their job is to come and take pictures of your bloody face after you have been beaten or murdered.
 
2014-01-06 08:46:57 PM

BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?


Yup, that's exactly what he said. Now go stroke one of your prosthetic penisii, because mommy told you stroking a real one was dirty.
 
2014-01-06 08:52:24 PM

OnlyM3: Hack Patooey [TotalFark]


Another responsible gun owner   democrat appointee. Fixed that for you.


What in fark does that have to do with anything? Aside from the fact that a Republican appointee would be equally as likely to have shot someone and claimed it was an "accident."
 
2014-01-06 08:52:34 PM
Our Homeland hasn't been farked with since 2001, so this guy has earned the right to do whatever he likes
 
2014-01-06 08:53:30 PM
At least we know who the terrorist is.
 
2014-01-06 08:53:58 PM
The guy's not  a cop, he's an employee so he can't even have a gun in the building.  I'll bet he committed a felony in front of press and everybody else and now his pissant boss hizzonor Cuomo is going to have to pardon his ass or the DA will have to just ignore the whole thing and go with different spanks for different ranks but if he'd been the janitor waving a gun around everybody in the room would have jumped him.
 
2014-01-06 08:55:28 PM
[yourenothelping.jpg]
 
2014-01-06 08:57:42 PM
He was given specific instructions to include more bullet points in his presentation.
 
2014-01-06 08:59:44 PM

Atomic Spunk: He was given specific instructions to include more bullet points in his presentation.


How is it I don't have you favorited?

/off to fix that.
 
2014-01-06 09:00:14 PM
What the laser sight might look like...

www.laserpointersafety.com
 
2014-01-06 09:00:31 PM
Let's face it...that's the second valid use for a laser on your sidearm that I've heard of...the primary use being "cat toy".

/just take the slide and barrel assembly off before using it.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-06 09:06:30 PM

Click Click D'oh: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

You can pretty much put anyone who has managed to acquire the mythical New York City handgun carry permit into a class of entitled elitist douchebags entirely separate from any other category of human beings.


^ ^ ^ ^ T H I S ^ ^ ^ ^

Unless you are rich or politically connected you will not get a permit for carry in NY.
It is, in fact, so difficult to even gt a target/range permit it is completely off-putting in process.
And they will find any picayune thing to fail the application.
 
2014-01-06 09:07:52 PM
Can you point it? Sure. Point it at anything you are happy to destroy.
 
2014-01-06 09:08:35 PM
Don't know what irks me more about this. The fact that this moron is allowed to have a weapon, let alone choose to use it in this manner. Or the way all these people in responsible positions were so blatenly flipinly arrogant in their responces to questions about the incident.
 
2014-01-06 09:10:11 PM

BadReligion: Hack Patooey: Another responsible gun owner.

Yup, only cops and other government law enforcement officials should have them, amirite?


Oooh, have you ever seen that movie Bunraku?
 
2014-01-06 09:14:39 PM

gja: And they will find any picayune thing to fail the application.


Such as the skin color and/or the socioeconomic class of the applicant.

/want to guess the odds of exercising your Constitutionally-enumerated right to effective self-defense if you're poor and brown up there?
//Give props to the old South there...we've known Jim Crow sucked for a long time, so we have "Shall Issue" CCW now, no political patronage required.
 
2014-01-06 09:14:40 PM
These are the same people who want to take away "your" guns.
 
2014-01-06 09:20:38 PM
Pretty much the intellectual caliber you'd expect from "Homeland" security.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-06 09:27:11 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: gja: And they will find any picayune thing to fail the application.

Such as the skin color and/or the socioeconomic class of the applicant.

/want to guess the odds of exercising your Constitutionally-enumerated right to effective self-defense if you're poor and brown up there?
//Give props to the old South there...we've known Jim Crow sucked for a long time, so we have "Shall Issue" CCW now, no political patronage required.


Color and income really isn't any issue here. It's really a matter of if you can prove a compelling reason to need it, or you are a cops friend or are connected and rich.
You can prove you handle cash? Permit.
You have friends in the precinct? Permit.
You are butt-buddys with excrement politicians? Permit.
You are filthy rich and connected? Permit.
You are an ex-cop? Permit.
Any other reason? Go fark yourself. Denied.
 
2014-01-06 09:32:37 PM
So he burned them with his laser or blinded someone or whats the damages?
 
2014-01-06 09:32:42 PM

gja: Secret Master of All Flatulence: gja: And they will find any picayune thing to fail the application.

Such as the skin color and/or the socioeconomic class of the applicant.

/want to guess the odds of exercising your Constitutionally-enumerated right to effective self-defense if you're poor and brown up there?
//Give props to the old South there...we've known Jim Crow sucked for a long time, so we have "Shall Issue" CCW now, no political patronage required.

Color and income really isn't any issue here. It's really a matter of if you can prove a compelling reason to need it, or you are a cops friend or are connected and rich.
You can prove you handle cash? Permit.
You have friends in the precinct? Permit.
You are butt-buddys with excrement politicians? Permit.
You are filthy rich and connected? Permit.
You are an ex-cop? Permit.
Any other reason? Go fark yourself. Denied.


Don't forgot those who are ITGs or Klingon Speedo promoters. They seem legit.


/Come to Texas
//Free gun with each visit
 
2014-01-06 09:35:14 PM

stuffy: These are the same people who want to take away "your" guns.


They want to take away the guns that aren't actually mine? Fine by me

/Learn the difference betwixt quotation marks and asterisks
//Nobody is trying to take away guns
///Nobody will ever try to take away guns
////Do not trot out the "But Nazis! Gun grab!" lie
 
2014-01-06 09:36:33 PM
...three Swedish emergency managers in the delegation were rattled when the gun's laser tracked across one of their heads before Hauer found the map of New York, at which he wanted to point.

Reads like a Naked Gun script.

You just can't make that shiat up.  Wow.
 
2014-01-06 09:38:11 PM

gja: Color and income really isn't any issue here. It's really a matter of if you can prove a compelling reason to need it, or you are a cops friend or are connected and rich.
You can prove you handle cash? Permit.
You have friends in the precinct? Permit.
You are butt-buddys with excrement politicians? Permit.
You are filthy rich and connected? Permit.
You are an ex-cop? Permit.
Any other reason? Go fark yourself. Denied.


I've heard of people who matched several of your criteria getting their FOID cards yanked for putting the wrong bumper sticker on their cars.
 
2014-01-06 09:40:20 PM
maram500:
//Nobody is trying to take away guns
///Nobody will ever try to take away guns


Tell that to California SKS owners and pretty much anybody in the Northeast.
 
2014-01-06 09:45:36 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: maram500:
//Nobody is trying to take away guns
///Nobody will ever try to take away guns

Tell that to California SKS owners and pretty much anybody in the Northeast.


Only 'those' kinds of guns. Not any of the 'other' kinds of guns. We promise.
 
2014-01-06 09:47:03 PM
HELLO, I AM JEROME HAUER. I AM THE NRA...

ww1.hdnux.com

 
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