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2014-01-06 04:46:24 PM
7 votes:

propasaurus: Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?

Oh yeah, what about the 37 people who died from pot overdoses in Colorado?


Or this poor guy:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2014-01-06 06:20:33 PM
6 votes:
Just hand him a joint and tell him its one of those felafel things.

farm7.staticflickr.com
2014-01-06 04:19:19 PM
6 votes:

Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?


Oh yeah, what about the 37 people who died from pot overdoses in Colorado?
2014-01-06 06:21:05 PM
5 votes:

fusillade762: So we should continue to lock people up because children might get ahold of some and idiots might drive on it? Well that's certainly the Small Government solution.


vernonFL: there has been a spike in ER visits of children who ate their parents pot candy or cookies.

Parents, please be careful.

Citation needed.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:SO YOU THINK "POT" IS HARMLESS?! PARENTS READ THIS IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN!!!1
2014-01-06 04:54:14 PM
5 votes:

AGremlin: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: That's just, like, you're opinion, man.


atomictoasters.com
2014-01-06 03:46:40 PM
5 votes:
are we getting high yet?

ww2.hdnux.com
2014-01-06 07:22:10 PM
4 votes:
2014-01-06 06:59:26 PM
3 votes:
Hey guise what's going on in this thread?

www.toonopedia.com
2014-01-06 06:52:25 PM
3 votes:
I agree with Mr. O'Reilly. My sister OD'd on pot when she injected 4 marihuanas.
2014-01-06 06:21:01 PM
3 votes:
Just one marijuana needle and I went from being a successful black man to a white cracker.

JUST ONE!
2014-01-06 05:08:10 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-06 09:39:23 PM
2 votes:
Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong... Sin becomes fine, Start with smoking marijuana and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

The acts of the sinful nature are obvious. Pot smoking, is number one on the list. How many ways can we sin sexually? My goodness. You open up that can of worms and people will be mad at you over it.

Jesus will take sins away, if you're a pot smoker he'll take it away, if you're an adulterer, if you're a liar, what's the difference? If you break one sin you may as well break them all.

However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.

If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.
2014-01-06 07:36:40 PM
2 votes:

nekom: propasaurus: Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?

Oh yeah, what about the 37 people who died from pot overdoses in Colorado?

Or this poor guy:


Jay Leno smoked weed?
2014-01-06 07:27:45 PM
2 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2014-01-06 07:12:27 PM
2 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com

suck on my colon, bill.

also/

www.geekosystem.com
1mut.com
2014-01-06 06:49:42 PM
2 votes:
data1.whicdn.com
2014-01-06 06:35:38 PM
2 votes:
dopamineproject.org
2014-01-06 06:23:33 PM
2 votes:

bronyaur1: Does anyone with an IQ above 90 and free from mental illness pay any attention to this entertainer?

This is a guy who hosted some celebrity gossip show.


Nope. Unfortunately, the average american has an iq somewhere between creationist and dirty sock filled with semen.
2014-01-06 05:21:25 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: bronyaur1: Does anyone with an IQ above 90 and free from mental illness pay any attention to this entertainer?

That's what I don't get, who listens to this person?


People who want to be outraged but aren't sure at what until they're told.
2014-01-06 05:08:40 PM
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: There's nothing I like better than moralizing from a dude who used to jerk off in front of his secretary with a dildo up his ass, without her consent.


Thank god he didn't do that live.
2014-01-06 05:02:49 PM
2 votes:
There's nothing I like better than moralizing from a dude who used to jerk off in front of his secretary with a dildo up his ass, without her consent.
2014-01-06 03:59:22 PM
2 votes:
That's probably the nicest thing Bill has ever called me.
2014-01-06 03:53:13 PM
2 votes:
Well if anyone should be able to spot a pinhead it would be Bill.
2014-01-07 11:19:31 AM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: MSFT: ZeroCorpse: People who occasionally use marijuana? Usually fine. They can talk about other stuff, function without it, and don't make it the point of their lives.

Potheads? Yeah, they're pinheads. They're only interesting to other potheads. They can't stop talking about weed. They have stupid ideas that they think are original and/or clever when they're neither. They obsess about marijuana and getting high. They're pinheads. In fact, I think they're worse than alcoholics... At least alcoholics talk about something other than booze.

I think you're referring to children in general. I know an astounding number of adults who regularly smoke pot, and no one discusses it at all unless it's to buy more or step outside and smoke a quick one. Back in high school? Sure, some were potheads. Haven't seen one that you describe in >25 years, though.


To be honest, I haven't either... but then I haven't hung around potheads since high school. However, I sure see a lot of them online, and they sure like to talk about weed. About legalizing weed. About growing weed. About legalizing hemp so they can have a shirt made of hemp and get some legal weed. About moving to Colorado to smoke weed. About taking a trip to Amsterdam to smoke weed. About eating brownies with weed in them. About 420-this and Ann Arbor's Hash Bash that. About "smoke weed every day" and about drawing pot leaves on everything.

So no... I haven't actually been around any of these people since high school, but I know they're out there. And they're pinheads.


You're describing teenage potheads.  Or, really, insert your favorite descriptive noun after teenager and the results would be very similar.  Really breaking ground with your "many teenagers are pinheads" assertion, way to go.
2014-01-06 11:18:57 PM
1 votes:
Bill O'Reilly says potheads are pinheads

So, what are dickheads?
2014-01-06 10:34:45 PM
1 votes:

bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.

I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).

Jesus...forgive my Fark-noobity but who knew the O'Reilly article would bring out the raging dickbags?

Welcome to my favorites list!

Greeaaat...I caught a psycho...


We're all psychos. Welcometofark.jpg and all that.
2014-01-06 09:50:15 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: So we should continue to lock people up because children might get ahold of some and idiots might drive on it? Well that's certainly the Small Government solution.


vernonFL: there has been a spike in ER visits of children who ate their parents pot candy or cookies.

Parents, please be careful.

Citation needed.


I wonder how they treat a pot overdose at the hospital?  Dumbass parents should have taken them to the Waffle House instead.  Its cheaper and I'm pretty sure it would be more effective than tossing your paranoid kid at a masked man that wants to stab them with needles.
2014-01-06 09:43:02 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?

Oh yeah, what about the 37 people who died from pot overdoses in Colorado?


That shiat is no joke - I was one of those 37.
2014-01-06 08:49:52 PM
1 votes:

EdgeRunner: Marcus Aurelius: The only reason children have unfettered access to pot is because it's illegal, you pinhead.

I... have no idea what this means. How do kids have "unfettered" access to a restricted - aka fettered - substance? Are you suggesting that making something more readily available somehow makes it harder for kids to get hold of it? Do you really think it's easier for a child to get weed than beer or cough syrup? And even if weed was legalized in every state, don't you realize it would still be illegal for children to purchase?


I hope this is sarcasm.  I can't tell.  Because pot is freely available for sale in virtually every public school of any note in America  It's completely unregulated.  If you disagree, then please point me to the list of regulations that the local pot dealer is supposed to follow.  They sell this stuff to kids.

Alcohol, on the other hand, is very difficult for children to obtain.

But you already knew these things. yes?

Please say yes.
2014-01-06 08:26:46 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: there has been a spike in ER visits of children who ate their parents pot candy or cookies.

Parents, please be careful.


OMG, those poor, poor mellow children.
2014-01-06 08:26:00 PM
1 votes:

jtown: Mugato: bronyaur1: Does anyone with an IQ above 90 and free from mental illness pay any attention to this entertainer?

That's what I don't get, who listens to this person?

There are a fark of a lot of people with double digit IQs.  Some scienticians estimate that as much as half the population is of below-average intelligence.


Them's some pretty tight maths you scienticians use.
2014-01-06 08:25:36 PM
1 votes:

advex101: So it's ok to say pinhead but NOT ok to say retarded.  That's retarded.

FTFM

2014-01-06 08:21:28 PM
1 votes:
So it's ok to say pinhead but ok to say retarded.  That's retarded.
2014-01-06 08:18:58 PM
1 votes:
Pot should be legal, but yeah, people who smoke a lot of it are generally kinda dopey.
2014-01-06 08:18:35 PM
1 votes:

nekom: doctor wu: Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?

Perhaps not in a chemical sense, like harder drugs, but there are plenty of people who are extremely dependant on weed. Maybe it"s more of a psychological thing, but someone who smokes weed all day every day is dependant. Having said that, I completely support legalization. It's time to end the deeply entrenched hypocrisy where the most degenerate, backwards-assed among us get to dictate what vices are acceptable and what are not.

That's true, but one can become dependent on anything, not just drugs.  Some people have problems with compulsive gambling.

Smoke a bit in the privacy of your own home once in awhile?  You're fine.
Baked at all hours of the day?  You probably need to put the bong down for awhile.



True enough.
There was a time when I absolutely could not watch The Matrix or Chronicles Of Riddick or pretty much anything involving extraterrestrials or alternate universes or space ships or menacing aliens or aliens who smoke marijuana themselves.....without marijuana.
2014-01-06 08:15:02 PM
1 votes:

MSFT: I think that we can all agree that our children are much, much better off being in prison than smoking the occasional joint.



You can't explain that.
2014-01-06 08:09:35 PM
1 votes:

firefly212: Bill O'Reilly doesn't have MS, and he can go fark himself.



He doesn't even have MRS any more. Dick.
2014-01-06 08:02:30 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: There's nothing I like better than moralizing from a dude who used to jerk off in front of his secretary with a dildo up his ass, without her consent.


Now grab that falafel and rub it all over your soapy body . . .

/those recordings were comedy GOLD!
2014-01-06 07:44:59 PM
1 votes:
dr_blasto:
This stuff has been happening since people figured out they could bake magic brownies. The only spike is the OMG CHILDREN types - although some of the gummi bears and the like may be a bit riskier to keep in your house if you have kids, ...

Now these are gummi bears you don't want to leave laying around your house!
2014-01-06 07:43:35 PM
1 votes:
You know, LSD is a natural drug too. I mean, it's just got carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen and oxygen! Nothing nasty at all. And it's safe! I've even driven while using LSD, and it was fine. Well, except for driving through the convent. BTW: nuns really need to improve their reflexes.
2014-01-06 07:40:57 PM
1 votes:

Radioactive Ass: Poisoning occurs when any substance interferes with normal body functions after it is swallowed, inhaled, injected, or absorbed.


I've just poisoned myself with a glass of scotch. Shiat.
2014-01-06 07:38:43 PM
1 votes:

Radioactive Ass: Weaver95: um...do you know how much pot you have to consume before it becomes toxic?

Poisoning doesn't always mean that the substance is toxic. It also means that a substance that has chemical effects on the body was taken either accidentally or on purpose.

Here let me help you out there:

Poisoning occurs when any substance interferes with normal body functions after it is swallowed, inhaled, injected, or absorbed.

That substance doesn't have to be toxic for the term poisoning to apply when it comes to how hospitals report accidental poisonings (which is specifically what I was referring to).


ah, so you were just playing semantics and pushing a propaganda angle.  you didn't actually have anything substantive to add to the conversation.  got it.  thanks man!
2014-01-06 07:37:55 PM
1 votes:
about the only bad thing i have to say about marijuana is, it's overpriced.

and until Bill admits that the phenomenon known as "tides" is the work of witches, i won't believe a word he says.
2014-01-06 07:32:05 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: um...do you know how much pot you have to consume before it becomes toxic?


Poisoning doesn't always mean that the substance is toxic. It also means that a substance that has chemical effects on the body was taken either accidentally or on purpose.

Here let me help you out there:

Poisoning occurs when any substance interferes with normal body functions after it is swallowed, inhaled, injected, or absorbed.

That substance doesn't have to be toxic for the term poisoning to apply when it comes to how hospitals report accidental poisonings (which is specifically what I was referring to).
2014-01-06 07:26:45 PM
1 votes:

groppet: Well once we get the numbers of all the people that have OD'ed since it became legal then we will see if he is right. Like that poor kid that ate part of the cookie he found. That poor poor kid I wish we could start a fund to send to his family............huh? Oh nevermind. Light up people!


I think what we need to look at here is not the horrors of a kid getting a pot cookie but rather that the kid ate a random cookie scrap off of the ground. Was the kid hungry because there was not enough food in the house. What could the government possibly do about that.

Oh and seriously kids need to learn there are consequences to eating random bits off the ground.
2014-01-06 07:22:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm not a hateful person, but I imagine I may celebrate a bit when this asshole bites it.
2014-01-06 07:00:19 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: [michigancertificationcenter.com image 850x672]


I would've used the image where Carl Sagan's face wasn't melting into a Technicolor Dreamcoat.
2014-01-06 07:00:12 PM
1 votes:

jtown: Mugato: bronyaur1: Does anyone with an IQ above 90 and free from mental illness pay any attention to this entertainer?

That's what I don't get, who listens to this person?

There are a fark of a lot of people with double digit IQs.  Some scienticians estimate that as much as half the population is of below-average intelligence.


Ok, I lol'ed
2014-01-06 06:58:41 PM
1 votes:
Bill O is ok with people kidnapping and raping kids though.
2014-01-06 06:57:39 PM
1 votes:
And next year when Colorado legislators ask themselves "What do we do with all this extra revenue from the pot tax", Bill O will ask why they haven't cut taxes yet.
2014-01-06 06:53:42 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: I'm old. I'm white. And you'd better believe I'm angry.


If you're white and lived long enough  to be old, what do you have to be angry about?
2014-01-06 06:49:10 PM
1 votes:

chasd00: i call bs on the last point, by your logic there would be no underage drinking.


Didn't say that it would disappear.  I said that the rate would go down.

Hide your drugs, meds and booze when you have kids.  Or better, keep it under lock and key.  If people started doing that, it would be harder for kids to get access to it.
2014-01-06 06:44:57 PM
1 votes:
I don't know about being a pinhead, so much as being flat.

elitedaily.com
2014-01-06 06:43:43 PM
1 votes:
doblelol.com
2014-01-06 06:42:53 PM
1 votes:

Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: Speaking as a member of the Mexican Drug Cartel, Bill O'Reilly has some good points.



I hate to say this, man, but after your first album I think you sold out.
2014-01-06 06:40:57 PM
1 votes:
Speaking as a member of the Mexican Drug Cartel, Bill O'Reilly has some good points.
2014-01-06 06:38:47 PM
1 votes:

Dinjiin: Mugato: That's what I don't get, who listens to this person?

People who are angry.  People who see the world going by and feel victimized by the changes.  So mostly old white men.



I'm old. I'm white. And you'd better believe I'm angry.

I must search out this wise man who speaks to my soul.
2014-01-06 06:37:58 PM
1 votes:
s2.quickmeme.com
2014-01-06 06:34:48 PM
1 votes:
Why is it fashionable to push for legalization of pot, yet cigarette smoking has been deemed the great Satan and slowly crept closer to being outlawed?

Study after study shows no net monetary loss to society from smoking, but it's held as a given in many quarters making it harder to smoke will "lower the strain on the medical system".
2014-01-06 06:33:09 PM
1 votes:
Is O'Reilly still a thing? He wrote a book on Jesus for Christ's sake. When I think about knowing Jesus, I think Bill O'Reilly. Well co-authored.
2014-01-06 06:21:33 PM
1 votes:
As long as it isn't a gateway to more harmful things, i.e. the purchase of a Phish record, who gives a fark?
2014-01-06 05:10:35 PM
1 votes:

sammyk: A nice MJ edible would do wonders for Bill O. Sometimes he can be a stand up guy, then he turns around makes you wonder if he has always been a worthless POS. It's almost like the 2 sides are having a war inside his head. A nice cookie here and there might just tip that battle to the favor of stand up guy.


I think it would do him better than alcohol.  I can't imagine him leaving late night phone messages like this if he were just high:

So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

/mmmmmm, falafel
2014-01-06 05:06:49 PM
1 votes:
I just met a nurse that I could go for.
2014-01-06 05:06:10 PM
1 votes:
A nice MJ edible would do wonders for Bill O. Sometimes he can be a stand up guy, then he turns around makes you wonder if he has always been a worthless POS. It's almost like the 2 sides are having a war inside his head. A nice cookie here and there might just tip that battle to the favor of stand up guy.
2014-01-06 04:15:00 PM
1 votes:
Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?
2014-01-06 03:49:14 PM
1 votes:
But alcohol is just fine.
 
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