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2014-01-06 09:55:34 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I don't agree with O'Rielly on much of anything but in this case he is right.


Except when it comes to facts, he's completely wrong. But don't let me interrupt your confirmation bias.
 
2014-01-06 09:55:55 PM  
Remember, boys and girls:  Conservatives believe in Freedom® and Small Government®.

/Void where prohibited.  Restrictions apply.  See http://www.gop.com/hurr/durr/burr/herpetydoodah/derpetyay/ for details.
 
2014-01-06 09:56:38 PM  

EdgeRunner: Marcus Aurelius: I hope this is sarcasm.  I can't tell.  Because pot is freely available for sale in virtually every public school of any note in America  It's completely unregulated.  If you disagree, then please point me to the list of regulations that the local pot dealer is supposed to follow.  They sell this stuff to kids.

Alcohol, on the other hand, is very difficult for children to obtain.

But you already knew these things. yes?

Please say yes.

If a school kid gets weed from a dealer, he/she has purchased an illegal substance. This kid cannot openly enjoy their purchase without fearing potential repercussions, so there are certain "restrictions" on its use that do not apply to apple juice, potato chips, or other non-fettered products.

But you already understood this, yes?

Say whatever you like, I'm just amusing myself playing grammar Nazi for a lark.


Ah.  Good to know.  I was about to give you a nice moran color.
 
2014-01-06 09:57:35 PM  

phrawgh: Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong... Sin becomes fine, Start with smoking marijuana and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

The acts of the sinful nature are obvious. Pot smoking, is number one on the list. How many ways can we sin sexually? My goodness. You open up that can of worms and people will be mad at you over it.

Jesus will take sins away, if you're a pot smoker he'll take it away, if you're an adulterer, if you're a liar, what's the difference? If you break one sin you may as well break them all.

However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.

If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.


This is true. I lost my keys once.
 
2014-01-06 09:58:23 PM  

EdgeRunner: BigOle8point: Confirmed for idiot

Geez, man. I thought pot smokers were all mellow and cool. Why are the Fark brand usually so thin-skinned and humorless?

/get a new dealer, dude. Your current supplier must be suckering you with oregano.


There's your problem. You thought. You thought you knew what you were talking about before. You thought you could come here and post all the BS that has been fed to you and sound like you know what you are talking about.

Take a step back and look around at the world through your own eyes once in a while. Don't take everything at face value. And if you don't know what you're talking about, then don't try. In the end, it just makes you look like an idiot.
 
2014-01-06 10:02:41 PM  
The following is a list of things a human can die from consuming in excessive quantities.  Choose the one that does not belong.

A)  Doughnuts

B)  Tap water

C)   Marijuana

D)  Shellfish

E)  Peanuts
 
2014-01-06 10:07:44 PM  

EdgeRunner: scottydoesntknow: You sound like someone who's never attempted to actually grow it. To have a quality product, it takes a hell of a lot more than just "floor space and an interest in gardening".

You caught me, the most I've ever grown was a bean plant in grade school science class. But there must be plenty of people interested in growing their own, or else who's buying all those subscriptions to High Times for the hydroponic tips? Federal agents who only read it ironically?

Tomatoes take floorspace and an interest in gardening, and yet there's a massive fruit and vegetable market out there. Yes some people will grow, but it will be a very, very small minority. And the punishments for illegally selling will match those of alcohol and other regulated substances. And most people don't want that kind of heat.

And yet plenty of people are growing and selling nowadays in unlegalized areas anyway. See above for (your own!) tales of ready availability in rural areas with ample soil. As for farmer's markets, you called it yourself, it's a quality and availability issue. Sure I could grow my own tomatoes, but why bother if I can easily get them from a more skilled gardener and save myself the effort? On the other hand, if I can't get them and I really want them, I might try my hand at planting a vine or two. Better to have mediocre produce than no produce at all.

Of course use among underage kids is not going to disappear, but I can also say it won't see an increase in use. Those that want to try it will try it (same as now), and those that don't, won't. People can always find a way. Like I said, it was easier to get weed than alcohol, but I was still able to get alcohol.

And you'd be wrong. Weed is a "bad" thing right now. Once it's legalized and becomes a common leisure product like booze and cigs, of course interest will increase in trying it. People don't do it because it's forbidden, they do it because it makes them feel good, and the only reason it isn't more widel ...


Personal pot grow-ops are a big thing because its illegality keeps it so expensive that the cost of care and electricity and time is worth it. They can sell it or save a ton of money vs. buying it. If tomatoes were illegal and the street price climbed to $50/tomato, more people would have indoor tomato gardens. When it costs $5 to buy a joint from the local dispensary, fewer people are going to go through the hassle of home-growing.

Presumably. I dunno.
 
2014-01-06 10:08:25 PM  

phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL


If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.
 
2014-01-06 10:08:26 PM  

thisisarepeat: The following is a list of things a human can die from consuming in excessive quantities.  Choose the one that does not belong.

A)  Doughnuts

B)  Tap water

C)   Marijuana

D)  Shellfish

E)  Peanuts



I can tell you one thing, if you consume C, you will consume A, D, and E in large quantities. Probably B, too, since peanuts make you thirsty.
 
2014-01-06 10:11:01 PM  

bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.


I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).
 
2014-01-06 10:13:03 PM  

thisisarepeat: The following is a list of things a human can die from consuming in excessive quantities.  Choose the one that does not belong.

A)  Doughnuts

B)  Tap water

C)   Marijuana

D)  Shellfish

E)  Peanuts


To be technically fair, if you ate nothing but marijuana from here on out, you'd probably die.  Not from the THC but from malnutrition or something.
 
2014-01-06 10:19:14 PM  

phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.

I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).


Jesus...forgive my Fark-noobity but who knew the O'Reilly article would bring out the raging dickbags?
 
2014-01-06 10:20:02 PM  
Anybody that listens to what Bill O'reilly says should have their head examined.
 
2014-01-06 10:21:00 PM  

bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.

I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).

Jesus...forgive my Fark-noobity but who knew the O'Reilly article would bring out the raging dickbags?


Welcome to my favorites list!
 
2014-01-06 10:23:14 PM  

phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.

I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).

Jesus...forgive my Fark-noobity but who knew the O'Reilly article would bring out the raging dickbags?

Welcome to my favorites list!


Greeaaat...I caught a psycho...
 
2014-01-06 10:34:45 PM  

bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: phrawgh: bluecamel: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: bluecamel: Are you farking kidding me? Did you forget about usury then? Why focus on drugs? Could we once talk about the things that actually farking matter?

Pretty sure that was a quote from the Duck Dynasty guy with a word or two swapped out.

Well, sorry, I ignored everything to do with that asshat :/

Weak. I love people who brag about ignoring other Farkers. LOL

/I ought to sponsor him for TotalFark. That would show him LOL

If you read my response it's pretty obvious that I didn't know. Sorry to interrupt your ego show.

I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).

Jesus...forgive my Fark-noobity but who knew the O'Reilly article would bring out the raging dickbags?

Welcome to my favorites list!

Greeaaat...I caught a psycho...


We're all psychos. Welcometofark.jpg and all that.
 
2014-01-06 10:58:46 PM  

Dinjiin: fickenchucker: Why is it fashionable to push for legalization of pot, yet cigarette smoking has been deemed the great Satan and slowly crept closer to being outlawed?  Study after study shows no net monetary loss to society from smoking, but it's held as a given in many quarters making it harder to smoke will "lower the strain on the medical system".

Smoking cigarettes have been cited as a cancer risk.  Marijuana generally has not (studies have conflicted more regarding the subject).

And while having people die in their 50s and 60s from smoking may place less of a strain on medical and pension systems long-term, I think most people would like it if grandma and grampa were around for a few decades longer.

Personally, I'd like to see the difference in cancer rates from people who smoke cigarettes, people who pipe smoke unadulterated modern tobacco varieties, people who pipe smoke unadulterated heritage tobacco varieties and people who pipe smoke marijuana.  I'd also like to know if water filtration reduces the cancer rate for any of them.


I'm hesitant to chime in because I'll get called for citations and I'm really too drunk and cold and tired. But here goes... Lung cancer doesn't make the top ten list for mortality. The Japanese have something like twice the consumption of cigarettes per capita compared to America and a lower rate of mortality from them. They don't sit on their butt. Smoking is associated with obesity and sedentary lifestyle. If you're active you are a lot better off. I like my blue skies here. Living in China or L.A. as a non-smoker is worse than me having a smoke every few miles on my bike under clear sky.
 
2014-01-06 11:02:11 PM  

phrawgh: I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).


Hahahaha, nice one.
 
2014-01-06 11:18:57 PM  
Bill O'Reilly says potheads are pinheads

So, what are dickheads?
 
2014-01-06 11:19:15 PM  
I'm really dangerous right now.   Apparently.
 
2014-01-06 11:21:17 PM  

BigOle8point: EdgeRunner: BigOle8point: Confirmed for idiot

Geez, man. I thought pot smokers were all mellow and cool. Why are the Fark brand usually so thin-skinned and humorless?

/get a new dealer, dude. Your current supplier must be suckering you with oregano.

There's your problem. You thought. You thought you knew what you were talking about before. You thought you could come here and post all the BS that has been fed to you and sound like you know what you are talking about.

Take a step back and look around at the world through your own eyes once in a while. Don't take everything at face value. And if you don't know what you're talking about, then don't try. In the end, it just makes you look like an idiot.


Seriously man, what the hell ARE you smoking? It's like you're 'roid raging here.

/could be steroids, could be hemorroids. Whatever you're having, none for me, thanks.
 
2014-01-06 11:22:14 PM  
I'm fine with pot, hells, all drugs legalized so long as it's strictly regulated and whatnot. If you're a failure of evolution and want to snort Drano, have a bottle on me.

Far too many people on this planet and so long as we can profit off you killing yourself and you doing so doesn't so much as impact one other soul seeing the next day, here's to you!

(Note, I don't think pot is going to kill anyone, but hey, let's open the floodgate to crack, meth, heroin, krokodil, angel dust, whatever! So long as you do it in your home by yourselves and don't bother anyone, go for it.)
 
2014-01-06 11:23:01 PM  

Inchoate: phrawgh: I thought I read it. I'll pray for you. Have a blessed day (and stay away from dope).

Hahahaha, nice one.


:8
 
2014-01-06 11:33:38 PM  

propasaurus: Weaver95: Pot isn't toxic tho, nor is it addictive. Hells, caffeine is more addictive than cannabis. But hey, if the GOP wants to divide their time, money and manpower to fighting legalization of cannabis AND stopping gay marriage AND repealing Obamacare AND cutting welfare benefits AND making abortion illegal...then who am I to stop them?

Oh yeah, what about the 37 people who died from pot overdoses in Colorado?


My dad tried to use that as evidence against legalization. All my wingnut Facebook people shared it too, until I showed them it was satire.

/but if I really want to believe something, it must be true, right?
// I also googled the amount of weed someone would have to smoke to OD
///it's a lot
 
2014-01-06 11:37:32 PM  
I am not a fan of pot. I don't really like the effect. I don't really like the smell even. It's not a drug that I'm all that into, not even the occasional toke at a party, and I'm a chef, which means I pretty much work with folks who smoke every dang day. Some of the best chefs I've worked with toked. Brilliantly talented folks.

My dislike for the stuff, however, doesn't impede my wanting to see us end a campaign started by a guy who wanted to defend his paper empire from the corticator and cheap competition from hemp for paper. I want to see us end this ridiculous war on drugs that only lines the pockets of those who profit from seizures, who profit from a prison industry, and who keep the country from utilizing a crop that can produce not just a drug, but also paper, cloth, even animal feed. It's uses far outweigh the recreational properties, and that means more money for folks who will utilize it. It also means less money spent in our courts, in our jails, in our prisons, and with the savings, and revenue generated, we could actually see a very real economic ripple that can kick start a lot of very legal, very taxable, and very lucrative enterprises.

Legal weed means not just folks sitting at home toking it up, and listening to Dark Side of the Moon for hours on end, but jobs. It means that our legal system may catch a break, and our police can be tasked to far better things.

The war on pot goes back a long ways. It was once considered so vile and despicable that it would cause folks to go kill crazy. A few years later it was a scourge because it would make American youth too pacific to fight our wars--and oddly enough, that statement was made by the same guy who testified in the first place to criminalize the stuff because it was so crazy making. It is a host of excuses to essentially KEEP competition out of the marketplace.

That's all.

Not because it's dangerous. Not because it's terrible. But because it would cost cotton, timber, and even corn and other feed producers money in competition. The Navy has an exception to hemp use, because the stuff is that damn useful. The crop is useful in ways far beyond just smoking the stuff, and its economic value is far more than just rolled up or vaporized. And THAT is the real crime. Years of R&D gone, years of economic gains, years of wasted lives in the pursuit of the protection of industries that fear competition.

I'm not a fan of the stuff, but go ahead and smoke. I don't care. I do care that we've wasted a lot of tax dollars, lives, and man hours on protecting industries that feared competition from a plant, and a machine that would make its harvest profitable on a large scale. That it spawned a host of corrupt legislation, that it spawned an unconscionable waste of time and human life is even more so. Because people were afraid that their market shares would suffer competition. That's all. All the rest? Those were excuses to justify this mess. And that is what should keep folks up at night.
 
2014-01-06 11:47:40 PM  

nekom: thisisarepeat: The following is a list of things a human can die from consuming in excessive quantities.  Choose the one that does not belong.

A)  Doughnuts

B)  Tap water

C)   Marijuana

D)  Shellfish

E)  Peanuts

To be technically fair, if you ate nothing but marijuana from here on out, you'd probably die.  Not from the THC but from malnutrition or something.


If you consume only oxygen, you are just as farked.
 
2014-01-06 11:49:05 PM  
besides, who gives a fark about "fair" last i heard, this is a WAR.  WAAAAAAAAAARRRR!
 
2014-01-06 11:59:52 PM  
thisisarepeat:
If you consume only oxygen, you are just as farked.

Oh, absolutely.  Add table salt to the list as well, much easier to fatally overdose on that that marijuana.  Just to be TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct), an absurd amount of any substance can kill you.  And it would take an absolutely absurd amount of marijuana, but it's not "technically" impossible.
 
2014-01-07 12:01:47 AM  

macadamnut: some_beer_drinker:

[i512.photobucket.com image 622x503]


niiiice. +1
 
2014-01-07 12:06:03 AM  
Allow me to quote Bill O'Reilly:

"If you want to be a boob and stay in your basement and get high, you go ahead."

About ten years ago, on his show, Bill said people should be allowed to get high.  He said they were dumb for doing so, but they should be allowed.

But now that libs are for it, he's against it.
 
2014-01-07 12:19:10 AM  

Radioactive Ass: Empty H: No. "Simple" logic says nothing and stop trying to act as her vessel, you suck at it.

Then perhaps you can find a better explanation for the increase in accidental marijuana poisonings involving little kids getting into their parents marijuana laced foodstuffs that doesn't involve an increase in the availability of same.



Marijuana is not a poison.

img.fark.net

Intoxicant sure, but it's much easier to kill yourself or permanently damage an organ or two with a bottle of soy sauce or two gallons of water.
 
2014-01-07 12:39:08 AM  

nekom: thisisarepeat:
If you consume only oxygen, you are just as farked.

Oh, absolutely.  Add table salt to the list as well, much easier to fatally overdose on that that marijuana.  Just to be TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct), an absurd amount of any substance can kill you.  And it would take an absolutely absurd amount of marijuana, but it's not "technically" impossible.


Somebody is still awake.  Show me an instance where a coroner cited the cause of death to be "too much weed".
 
2014-01-07 12:45:11 AM  

thisisarepeat: nekom: thisisarepeat:
If you consume only oxygen, you are just as farked.

Oh, absolutely.  Add table salt to the list as well, much easier to fatally overdose on that that marijuana.  Just to be TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct), an absurd amount of any substance can kill you.  And it would take an absolutely absurd amount of marijuana, but it's not "technically" impossible.

Somebody is still awake.  Show me an instance where a coroner cited the cause of death to be "too much weed".


Scantrons only go to "E" so salt wasn't mentioned.
 
2014-01-07 12:55:51 AM  

farkingismybusiness: I just met a nurse that I could go for.


Beware the morphine goggles, dude.
 
2014-01-07 01:05:01 AM  
I'm begining to be of the opinion that a lot of dude's mellows were meant to be harshed.
 
2014-01-07 01:26:39 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AGremlin: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: That's just, like, you're opinion, man.

[atomictoasters.com image 600x423]


I lol'd
 
2014-01-07 01:36:49 AM  
"When Fox News analyst Juan Williams noted that marijuana is legal in Colorado and drew an analogy to wine reviews, O'Reilly was puzzled. 'That's not an intoxication deal, is it?', he asked. 'You can drink wine without getting inebriated.'"

derp.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2013/12/10/bill-oreilly-a-fa mo us-cannabis-critic-lashes-out-at-cannabis-critics/
 
2014-01-07 01:41:59 AM  

patchvonbraun: farkingismybusiness: I just met a nurse that I could go for.

Beware the morphine goggles, dude.


D-U-M-B everyone's accusing me!
 
2014-01-07 02:23:57 AM  

MSFT: ZeroCorpse: People who occasionally use marijuana? Usually fine. They can talk about other stuff, function without it, and don't make it the point of their lives.

Potheads? Yeah, they're pinheads. They're only interesting to other potheads. They can't stop talking about weed. They have stupid ideas that they think are original and/or clever when they're neither. They obsess about marijuana and getting high. They're pinheads. In fact, I think they're worse than alcoholics... At least alcoholics talk about something other than booze.

I think you're referring to children in general. I know an astounding number of adults who regularly smoke pot, and no one discusses it at all unless it's to buy more or step outside and smoke a quick one. Back in high school? Sure, some were potheads. Haven't seen one that you describe in >25 years, though.



To be honest, I haven't either... but then I haven't hung around potheads since high school. However, I sure see a lot of them online, and they sure like to talk about weed. About legalizing weed. About growing weed. About legalizing hemp so they can have a shirt made of hemp and get some legal weed. About moving to Colorado to smoke weed. About taking a trip to Amsterdam to smoke weed. About eating brownies with weed in them. About 420-this and Ann Arbor's Hash Bash that. About "smoke weed every day" and about drawing pot leaves on everything.

So no... I haven't actually been around any of these people since high school, but I know they're out there. And they're pinheads.
 
2014-01-07 02:36:03 AM  

petec: JonnyBGoode: Hey guise what's going on in this thread?

[www.toonopedia.com image 300x349]

zippy!!!

/no other references in the thread
//did you find a fark obscurity?
///can't be!


Boobies might be Zippy blowing some pink guy, I think.
 
2014-01-07 04:19:49 AM  

maltedmothball: vudukungfu: bronyaur1: entertainer?

Is that what they call BS artist these days?

thought it was stand up philosopher

/wine break i'm on it.


I had that same thought. Sadly I couldn't find a screenshot of that scene but I did source this one instead and it seems a shame for it to go to waste.

duckieandsoupreadtogether.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-07 06:47:03 AM  
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, JUST MAKE IT LEGAL AND WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS!
 
2014-01-07 07:48:57 AM  

thisisarepeat: nekom: thisisarepeat: The following is a list of things a human can die from consuming in excessive quantities.  Choose the one that does not belong.

A)  Doughnuts

B)  Tap water

C)   Marijuana

D)  Shellfish

E)  Peanuts

To be technically fair, if you ate nothing but marijuana from here on out, you'd probably die.  Not from the THC but from malnutrition or something.

If you consume only oxygen, you are just as farked.


Also, if the weed has gone to seed then you could probably eat nothing but whole cannabis plants and live a long and very, very regular life.  Cannabis seeds are very nutritious.
 
x23
2014-01-07 08:11:51 AM  

Astorix: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I remember my time as a youth, and if there was anything that was impossible for me to get my hands on, it was a bag of weed.

It's pretty much unheard of for a child to even know who to ask for such a thing.

You must not have grown up in Indiana then because pot was easier to obtain than alcohol.



i'm guessing Indiana had extremely strict laws on owning an obvious-sarcasm-detector though.
 
2014-01-07 09:32:19 AM  

sammyk: Sometimes he can be a stand up guy


Um...what?  To say I'm extremely dubious of the validity of this is somewhat of an understatement.

Remember folks, this is the guy who called Jamie Lynn Spears' parents "pinheads" when she got pregnant, but when Bristol Palin got knocked up he said "it's a private family matter".

/not that I disagree with the first one, it's the juxtaposition of the two when compared.
 
2014-01-07 09:35:13 AM  

gilgigamesh: However, the veritable cornucopia of pharmaceuticals Bill's geriatric audience is perpetually ripped to the tits on is perfectly ok.

Children can't possibly be influenced by or obtain any of those perfectly legal heroin and morphine derived pills cluttering up grandpa's medicine cabinet.

Right Bill?


the greatest generation earned those rights, and died to take away your sins, so shut your mouth when you are talking
 
2014-01-07 10:26:59 AM  

lordjupiter: fusillade762: So we should continue to lock people up because children might get ahold of some and idiots might drive on it? Well that's certainly the Small Government solution.


vernonFL: there has been a spike in ER visits of children who ate their parents pot candy or cookies.

Parents, please be careful.

Citation needed.

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:SO YOU THINK "POT" IS HARMLESS?! PARENTS READ THIS IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN!!!1



blog.zap2it.com
 
2014-01-07 11:19:31 AM  

ZeroCorpse: MSFT: ZeroCorpse: People who occasionally use marijuana? Usually fine. They can talk about other stuff, function without it, and don't make it the point of their lives.

Potheads? Yeah, they're pinheads. They're only interesting to other potheads. They can't stop talking about weed. They have stupid ideas that they think are original and/or clever when they're neither. They obsess about marijuana and getting high. They're pinheads. In fact, I think they're worse than alcoholics... At least alcoholics talk about something other than booze.

I think you're referring to children in general. I know an astounding number of adults who regularly smoke pot, and no one discusses it at all unless it's to buy more or step outside and smoke a quick one. Back in high school? Sure, some were potheads. Haven't seen one that you describe in >25 years, though.


To be honest, I haven't either... but then I haven't hung around potheads since high school. However, I sure see a lot of them online, and they sure like to talk about weed. About legalizing weed. About growing weed. About legalizing hemp so they can have a shirt made of hemp and get some legal weed. About moving to Colorado to smoke weed. About taking a trip to Amsterdam to smoke weed. About eating brownies with weed in them. About 420-this and Ann Arbor's Hash Bash that. About "smoke weed every day" and about drawing pot leaves on everything.

So no... I haven't actually been around any of these people since high school, but I know they're out there. And they're pinheads.


You're describing teenage potheads.  Or, really, insert your favorite descriptive noun after teenager and the results would be very similar.  Really breaking ground with your "many teenagers are pinheads" assertion, way to go.
 
2014-01-07 12:06:45 PM  

ristst: sammyk: Sometimes he can be a stand up guy

Um...what?  To say I'm extremely dubious of the validity of this is somewhat of an understatement.

Remember folks, this is the guy who called Jamie Lynn Spears' parents "pinheads" when she got pregnant, but when Bristol Palin got knocked up he said "it's a private family matter".

/not that I disagree with the first one, it's the juxtaposition of the two when compared.


I didn't say it happened often but I have to give him due respect when he does something like this.
 
2014-01-07 12:57:16 PM  

fusillade762: Dragonflew: rka: Dragonflew: See, that is just insane.

And the people said "Don't care, legal weed".

I was talking about the street rate of up to $45 an eighth, which is more than twice the street rate here.

Where the hell are you? It's been $40 and eighth here for as long as I can remember.


Canada.
 
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